A collection of funny idioms and sayings

Introduction: A idiom is a reflection of real life. It generally satirizes a certain phenomenon and has a funny effect.

Below are the funny idioms and sayings that I have collected and compiled. Everyone is welcome to read and refer to them!

1. Business in a cosmetics store - the beauty of adults

2. Tao Gongzu's three orders to Xuzhou - sincerity and sincerity

3. Red-eyed mice come out of the oil basin; eat at home and lay eggs outside - eat inside and crawl out

4. River knives spray water - sneer

5. The jade box is used as a pillow - a fool's dream

6. A small insect swallows an elephant; the hair is shaved off an egg; a dream about eating fairy peaches; a toad swallows the moon - wishful thinking

7. The Three Kingdoms Xu Chu from the novel - shirtless

8. A deaf man rings a bell - turned a deaf ear

9. Shit is thrown on a ship; a toilet rolls on a high mountain - notorious

10 , turn your hands to become clouds, turn your hands to become rain - go back on your words

11. Confucius gave a lecture; the leader of the lecture group - the words are made into a chapter

12. Climb up to the top of the pagoda and take steps - Stand out

13. A duck among the chickens; a sorghum growing in the millet field - stand out

14. Hide from ghosts in the City God's Temple - life and death

15 , Bastard eats dragonflies - show his face

16. Walking in front of flowers under the moon - touching the scenery

17. The old man embroiders mandarin ducks under the moon; the embroidery girl's craft - threading the needle

18. A mouse caught in a trap - struggling to its death

19. A broken ball hanging on the sorghum stalk - dejected

20. A tiger catching a donkey; robe changed to undershirt ——More than enough

21. Plantains in May——Rough branches

22. People walk in shadows——Staying step by step

23. Crabs without legs; lost by the blind Without a walking stick - it is difficult to walk

24. The one who beats the gong goes backwards - retreats

25. The Eight Immortals table is used as a wine jar; the big purlin is used as a hammer; the big pine tree is used as firewood - overuse of materials.

26. The hookah is filled with lead - beating around the bush

27. The buds on the branches - waiting to bloom

28. Three crabs in one hand; The hand plays the flute; holding up the fence and knocking down the wall - focusing on one thing and losing the other

29. The Great Gobi makes a face - a mirage

30. The old maid looks in the mirror; the flower plate is moved to the bed - Self-admiration

31. Raising two children will kill one - leaving no successors

32. The head of a big insect - a tiger head and a tiger brain

33. A big insect has a head and a tail. —— Anticlimactic

34. Dreaming in broad daylight —— Random thoughts

35. Zhuge Liang lived in a thatched cottage —— Unappreciated talents

36. Smoke rising from the grave —— Prosperous official career

37. The pawn crossing the river; the steering wheel of the car is broken; a pole is tied to the waist - rampage

38. *** followed by a wolf - worries about the future

39. The child of the tiger is the grandson of the blind man - a tiger with a bear's waist

40. The fungus burns tofu; a fly falls in the rice bowl; the black charcoal falls into the flour - black and white are distinct

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41. Keeping dogs behind closed doors - endless troubles

42. Water snakes get into fishing nets; wool is boiled in rubber pots - messing around

43. Fifteen mallets build a shed —— A mess of things

44. Wang Baochuan becomes the queen —— Good things come in a long way

45. Zhu Bajie marries a wife —— In the dark

46. A group of crabs crossing the street —— Domineering

47. An idiot talks in his sleep - nonsense

48. A dog invites a fox - a fox and a dog friend

49. Two dung beetles carry a lamp; a dung beetle climbs a light bulb - famous

50. That's right Lotus flowers appear from the mouth; deceive sparrows to come to the ground - sweet words