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Who can find out the original text of Moliere?

France] Moliere's original work

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The bustling French capital, Olgun's home.

Olgong's mother, Mrs. Bernell, came to her son's house this day. But soon, she was clamoring to go back. She doesn't like the style here: no one wants to attend her class, people don't want to please her, and they have no scruples about everything. She angrily called this place a beggar's nest.

Everyone immediately explained to the old lady, but they were all scolded by her. She scolded Dorina, the maid, for not knowing the rules, talking too much and trying to intervene in everything to express her opinions. She called her grandson Dami an idiot. If she doesn't get rid of her bad temper, she will suffer. She scolded her granddaughter Mariana, who was gentle and honest on the surface and didn't like to talk much, but she was so angry that she did bad things behind her back. She scolded her daughter-in-law, Omer. She only spent money to dress up and please her husband, but she couldn't be a good example for her children. My uncle Krejan was about to speak when she interrupted him angrily, saying that all the proverbs he preached about life were nonsense and asked him to come to this house less in the future.

After the reprimand, she set a good example for everyone: Eldorf, a moral gentleman. "You should all listen to him," the old lady said seriously. "He is a real moral gentleman, and he will take you to heaven."

After listening to the old lady, everyone has to listen to Durbeyfield. Damis was full of complaints from the beginning. He can't let this gossiping church hypocrite dominate here, because Derbyshire almost doesn't allow young people to have any recreation; Dorina also hated Durbeyfield's hypocrisy. He wants to take care of everything at home and forbid everyone to associate with the outside world.

Berniyev defended Dardov one by one, which was refuted by Krejan and Dorina. The old lady was angry and pointed to everyone and said, "I'm telling you, it's really the smartest thing for my son to bring this pious and respectful gentleman home." God sent him to correct your wrong idea. You should have listened to him! Learn from him and respect God, don't talk all day! "Say that finish and left.

In fact, the old lady boasted that Dardi was shorter than her son Olgun! Although Olgong experienced several civil unrest and was trained to be knowledgeable and brave in serving the king, he has become a big fool since he fell in love with Darfur. He said he was his brother, and he loved him more than his mother, wife and children. He just told him from his heart and asked him what to do. He is poor and loves Darfur Defoe. When eating, let him sit first, give him the best food, and sit alone and watch him eat enough for six people. He worships Eldorf, always praises him when he speaks, and always mentions him when he speaks. He thought that Eldorf's sesame-sized behavior was a miracle, and everything he said sounded like an Oracle from God. He is madly in love with Ansdorf, and Ansdorf has already mastered his temper and fascinated him by various means.

Yes, look, Olgun is back. Without answering his brother-in-law's greetings, he anxiously asked what had happened at home these two days. Dorina told his wife that she had a headache and a fever, so she couldn't eat or sleep, and then she bled to relax. But he paid no attention to his wife's illness and kept asking her how she was. Dorina replied that he was red and fat and his face was red; My lips are red and purple. You can eat two bamboo chickens and half a leg of lamb cut into small pieces for dinner. Back to the bedroom, the next morning I will lie in a warm bed and sleep peacefully. Hearing this, Olgong repeatedly said, "Poor thing!"

Krejan, also don't understand brother-in-law to Dardi's feelings. Olgong quickly stopped his brother-in-law's disrespectful tone and introduced devoutly: "This is a man who strictly abides by his lessons, enjoys deep comfort in his heart, and regards the world as dirt. I've completely changed since I talked to him. He taught me not to love anything; He liberated my mind from all kinds of love; Now I can watch my brother, children, mother and wife die one by one, and I won't be sad. "

He also told Krejan about his meeting with Ansdorf: Ansdorf came to the church next to him every day, knelt before him and kissed the ground respectfully when praying to heaven; Every time he goes out of the church, he will rush to walk in front, so as to pass him the holy water at the door first; He refused to overcharge him, either giving it back to him or giving it to the poor in front of him. "Later," Olgun said, "God taught me to take him to my house. Since then, everything here has prospered. " He praised Eldorf's supervision of his family, especially his devotion to heaven. He gave an example: "One day, he caught a flea while praying. Afterwards, he kept complaining that he should not be so angry and trampled it to death."

Krejan hardly understood what he meant by saying these stupid things. He advised his brother-in-law to distinguish between hypocrisy and piety, beware of pious people who use superficial articles and artificial enthusiasm as capital to buy others' trust, and beware of them shamelessly framing others in the name of God.

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After leaving my brother-in-law, Olgun called his daughter Maryana and said she had secrets to tell her.

He said that he had always loved Maryana, and he hoped that his daughter would do what she wanted and not disappoint his kindness. Maryana is naturally attached freely. Olgun was so happy that he uttered the secret sentence: "Look at Dolph, our distinguished guest. What about this man?" He told his daughter that he had chosen Eldorf as her husband and believed that she would accept it.

Mariana was surprised. She didn't expect her father to make such an absurd decision. Because he betrothed her to Valerie, she loves Valerie. But what about now? Maryana was speechless with surprise and pain.

Tao Lina, who had quietly come in to eavesdrop on the secret, bluntly said that it was unfair and satirized that Olgun was a smart person doing stupid things, which would make people laugh; "Besides, what good will this marriage do you? What makes you pick out a poor son-in-law with an industry like you? "

"It is true that he has no money, but you should know that this is where you should respect him." He said to Dorina, "His poverty is the poverty of the upright, which makes his personality even greater. Because he didn't care much about worldly things, but devoted his whole spirit to eternal things, he was violated. My help can help him get rid of financial difficulties and gradually restore his original furniture. He used to be a nobleman! "

Dorina knew that this noble was said by Dadoff. She hates this hypocrisy of showing off her family and background, let alone whether it is true or not. But she also knew that her master didn't like to hear this, so she asked him from another angle: "Do you really feel no pain when you marry such a good daughter to someone like Eldorf?" You don't want to think about whether they are suitable or not. You don't want to think about the ending of this marriage? "

Olgun doesn't care about this. He only thinks that Darfur Defoe is the closest person to God in the world, which is his unique property. He assured his daughter: "This marriage will certainly satisfy your wishes. You two will be warm and happy, and you will live in loyal love. You won't have an unfortunate quarrel. He will do whatever you ask him to do. " He asked his daughter to agree to the marriage, but she didn't say anything and he left angrily.

Maryana was oppressed so cowardly by his father's tyranny. Anyway, as long as father asks. She must agree. She loves Valerie very much, and both of them are looking forward to getting married as soon as possible and enjoying their sweet love. But now, what should I do?

"I'm waiting to kill myself, if they really want to force me." She said bitterly to Dorina.

Dorina was dissatisfied with Miss Li's indifferent attitude in front of her father, but now she is even more angry when she says she wants to commit suicide. She told the young lady that love needs a firm heart. But Maryana just can't be strong. She said, "Although Valerie is outstanding, do I care about the girl's face and my children's filial piety to him?" Do you want me to let the whole world know my love? "

Seeing that positive persuasion was useless, Dorina deliberately said that she really shouldn't persuade the young lady to refuse this marriage, because she is not an idle person, born in a noble family, handsome and a satisfied husband; It is also said that after getting married, the young lady can go to his town to meet the upper class people such as the judge's wife, and she can also watch monkey shows and puppet shows at the carnival. ...

Sure enough, before Dorina finished, Marina painfully interrupted her and asked her to find a way to oppose this marriage, because it was more terrible than death! She dares to do anything for love now.

Dorina promised to come up with a clever plan to stop the unhappy marriage.