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Excuse me, everyone, who can give an example of palace fighting?
| =-=-=-Gong Fei Gong Yandou-=-=-= |
| =-Character: Jing Di. Chen Fei. Lvluoling is worried about princess royal. Sakura cold side behind. Feather talk-= |
| =-hour: midsummer morning-= |
| =-ground; Lotus pond-= |
| =-Order: In alphabetical order-= |
| =-code word spread three, forbidden water, gossip plus p -=|
| =-=-=-=-Jingling years-=-= |
Jing weidi. Hsuanchan
-"The morning has passed. I straightened my yellow robe and said indifferently, "I have nothing to do, so I might as well go to the lotus pond." "
-"Summer is hot, and the dragon robe is inexplicably irritating. He frowned and said, "Go and get me some casual clothes.
-"wearing an ice-blue robe, a purple and golden hair crown and a white satin waist. Don't put an ancient jade around your waist.
-"I came to the lotus pond slowly and looked at the lotus coldly, but it seemed to penetrate the lotus and look elsewhere."
-"Taoist" Go and get me an umbrella.
Princess purple. Green radish
-blue soft smoke skirt fell to the ground, goose yellow soft gauze skirt draped over the shoulders, some gentle and lovely. Black hair was scattered on the ground, and the maid gently combed it with a comb.
It's midsummer now, so you should beat your master, but don't always stay in the palace or go out for a walk.
Gently roll up my hair and put it into my hair. My skin is as delicate as porcelain and my face is as pink as an apple. I stared absently at the bronze mirror. I haven't been out for a walk for a long time. It's really hot. ....
|-,eyes flashed a bit of ice blue, a closer look turned out to be the emperor, smiled, caressed the hair hanging from his chest, blessed his body and paid his respects to the emperor. I haven't seen the emperor for a long time. Laura misses him very much.
Jing weidi. Hsuanchan
-,"stupefied, suddenly heard a woman's voice, like an oriole out of the valley, beautiful"
-"I tilted my head slightly and caught a glimpse of a beautiful woman. Lip angle evokes an evil smile with unknown meaning.
-"Walk slowly, Tao" turned out to be a princess of love, free! I have been busy with official business recently, so I have no time to take care of all the concubines in the harem. Love my concubine, don't take it amiss.
-,"smile, the jade finger in the hand reflects the light" love princess recently? I once asked my beloved princess that she had a slight illness recently, but was she better?
Princess purple. Green radish
-get up gently and thank the emperor with a smile. Male and female servants just have a bad appetite because it is too hot in summer. It's all right now, but the emperor is busy with state affairs every day, and his servants are very upset.
-say that finish, I looked up at the emperor, the emperor's courtiers, and lotus. I remembered the lotus leaf cakes that my mother often made for courtiers at home. I really missed it.
Jing weidi. Hsuanchan
-,"Zheng heart movement, then said with a frown," love princess but miss her family? If so, I'm going to visit the palace in a few days, take my beloved princess and meet my mother's family by the way, ok?
-"I waved my sleeve, and the kid on one side covered me with an umbrella."
-"Cut Your Clothes, Tao" It's hot, and I'm standing here afraid of being hot. Why don't you sit in the sunshade pavilion with me?
Princess purple. Green radish
Bowing slightly to the emperor, the male and female servants miss their mother, but they are more concerned about the emperor's hard work in state affairs, thinking that the lotus leaf cake has just opened, clearing away heat and relieving summer heat, thinking that there will be dew in the evening, and let Xiaoyunzi collect some lotus leaf mobile phones to write dew together and make lotus leaf cakes for the emperor to taste. Male and female servants are neither born nor pregnant. How can they meet their families? I feel very good in this palace. Thank you for your concern.
Smile, is the male and female servants in charge of skirt fever, or is the emperor cautious?
After that, he walked with the emperor to the sunshade pavilion.
Jing weidi. Hsuanchan
-"Smile, there is a light in my eyes."
-"Go to the sunshade pavilion, sit gracefully and wave" Love Princess, please sit down.
-"Then he frowned and said," Xiao Ming, it's really hot this time. Go get some tea and prepare some snacks. I didn't have breakfast. I'm a little hungry.
-"I took out the censer from under the small table, lit some incense at will, and put some petals in it. After thinking about it, he ordered Xiao Qi to get some ice cubes and put them in the pavilion, and then sent some people to the palace of the ladies-in-waiting. It's very hot. Tell them to be careful.
-,"looking back at the purple princess, said," Effie is becoming more and more beautiful. Speaking of this lotus leaf cake, I really miss it. Why don't I make it for me another day?
Princess purple. Green radish
After listening to the emperor's words, I was happy in my heart and bowed my head to thank him for his praise. Today, my servants also feel that the emperor ... seems to be more handsome than usual. When he said it, his face turned red. Hey, how can you suddenly say this? .....
The breeze blew, and the pavilion was full of flowers, which was very pleasant. I feel cooler when I lie on the stone table in the pavilion. Looking at the emperor who is eating snacks, I feel very calm and secure. I picked up my handkerchief and gently wiped the corners of the emperor's mouth. The cake touched the corners of the mouth. I made lotus leaf cakes today. In the evening, the emperor approved the passbook. Can I use some here?
Looking at the emperor, eyes like water.
Cold-faced backward speech
-sitting in front of the toilet mirror, looking at the gorgeous bun that Yan Er made for herself, I was inexplicably agitated. I waved my hand and said, "Take them all down and make the simplest style." .
-the child low eyebrow way is, empress.
-For example, the waterfall's black hair has only a simple bun, and the transparent hair is obliquely inserted in the cloud temples, and a few strokes of rouge are casually drawn in front of the bronze mirror, leaving the dressing table without lip-pointing, which is more pleasing to the eye than heavy makeup.
-I can't help laughing at the imperial secretary holding some clothes with complicated styles and big red flowers. You girls, do you want to die of heat in this palace? Wave to get something light. Just walking in the lotus pond. What's the point of dressing so formally?
-Look, I'm in a good mood. My son joked that the empress is a side princess. Wouldn't it be more dignified to dress formally?
-listen to yan hong er, I stretched out my hand and gently stroked the ghost elves on her forehead. I don't like red tape by nature. After doing it, it is a disgrace to the emperor's favor. I didn't feel any sorrow for the emperor, and I didn't do my duty as a harem. What are you wearing so ostentatiously?
-while speaking, the light palace dress has been presented. I chose a light green bamboo embroidered wide sleeve garment, a dark green silk ribbon lined with a slender waist and a pure white gauze robe, which looked like a fallen fairy in front of the mirror. It not only reflects the summer season, but also makes people feel refreshed, not to mention sweating all over ~
Let's walk lightly and see how the lotus in the lotus pond blooms.
-Walking to the edge of the lotus pond, I felt very comfortable when I saw the lotus in full bloom and smelled its fragrance. I turned to my son and said, "I'm tired. Let's go to the gazebo and have a rest. " . Say and walked to the pavilion.
-,into the pavilion, saw the green radish sister and the emperor, know that it is a good thing, inconvenient to turn away. After all, it was impolite, so I went to the whole ceremony. Wan Fu, the Emperor of Jin 'an, thought that this would be annoying. ...
Jing weidi. Hsuanchan
-"Glancing at Princess Purple and sighing" Well, what can I do? I have promised to go to her palace after a cold meal tonight.
-"Tao spies are not sons", right? I don't think I've changed. Am I old?
-,"Smell another good news, light side eyes, Tao" turned out to be a talk. Sit down quickly. The weather is very hot. Be careful.
-,"in tao looked at two people," pour words, what do you think this can do? I want to stay in your palace tonight, but Empress Zifei wants me to stay in her palace. What should I do?
-,"I sneer at 1 in my heart, leisurely depend on the chair. How can these two concubines be jealous? "
Cold-faced backward speech
-thank the emperor softly for giving up his seat. ...
-slowly got up and sat in the chair next to him and said, oh? In that case, the emperor will go to see Sister Laura. It happened that the male and female servants were not feeling well these days. Hearing my father-in-law say that the emperor will come to the palace of male and female servants, I am worried that I have not served the emperor well.
-,turned to sit next to the green radish sister said, green radish sister beautiful, young, gentle and lovely, will be able to wait on the emperor, right, green radish sister?
Princess yuyou sakura.
-"In the morning, the breeze blows gently, singing and dancing"
-"The sun has risen in the middle, get up lazily, don't talk, and sit in front of the dresser."
-"Xuemo got the message and already picked up the comb and waited."
-"I combed my black lips and temples, wore a long purple butterfly dress that swept the floor and put on a beautiful purple butterfly robe."
-"A cloud of her hair, the petals on her cheek, the golden ripples in her crown inserted obliquely when she moved, a pair of pearls inlaid with pink diamond earrings, coral bracelets on her hands, and jade glass armor on Sandy's fingers."
-"Goose fat on the face, cherry blossoms on the lips, ink painting on the eyebrows, autumn water, beautiful and elegant, and somewhat luxurious"
-"bored with crescent comb for a while. After a long time, I suddenly asked Xuemo, do you know where the scenery in the palace is the best recently?
-When I come back to princess royal, I will build a new sunshade pavilion near the lotus pond, which can not only escape the heat, but also see the scenery, which is the most wonderful.
-"Nod, Tao" Then go and have a look with me.
-"Take a Step to the Lotus Pond"
-"I caught a glimpse of several figures in the distance, secretly smiled, lengthened my eyebrows, slowed down my steps, hooked my lips, lengthened my throat and smiled clearly." Hey, what are you talking about, so busy?
-I have met the emperor. "Wave the golden thread to save the peony silk handkerchief, move the lotus step, and walk to the emperor with a faint ceremony and a way."
-"looking back, Yan Yan and Lu Luo are also there. How are you doing? I seldom see you.
-"My heart is naturally cold with a snort. This feather talk is a great friend, and he is very nice. It's just that although this green radish is simple in mind, even though it is a fuel-efficient lamp, I don't know what it is for this time, and they actually met. "
Cold-faced backward speech
-Seeing Princess Sakura coming to this pavilion, I stood up and blessed myself, saying that I saw Princess Lingfei.
-I have no choice but to laugh. What should I do? All of a sudden, these people came, but they couldn't leave if they wanted to, so they couldn't stay. They don't know how to deal with it. They shook their heads secretly, and even today they began to be agitated again. No matter who you have offended, you can go to his palace to accompany you another day. ...
Jing weidi. Hsuanchan
-,"hook with a smile, looking at the princess royal grinning, personally sat down and picked it up, saying," Sister Huang why bother, get up. Come on, have a seat.
-"Holding your back affectionately is the only way" is really the most thoughtful thing I can say. I can't come to your place today, so I have to wait tomorrow. Laura, why don't you thank the queen?
When your servant brought tea, he poured a cup and handed it to you, saying, "Try this tea quickly. I'm sure you haven't drunk it.
Princess. Green radish
Get up and greet princess royal and Princess Eve, and greet my sister. Sit down quickly. Don't hurt yourself in the heat. Green radish is telling the emperor that she will make lotus leaf cakes for the emperor in the evening. I wonder if the emperor will stay with his sister today ... Sister, look at what the emperor said, saying that he looks old today ... The princess and sister give comments and arguments. Long live the emperor. If he looks old, then the green radish will not become a mortal body.
After that, I covered my mouth and smiled. I met the princess for the first time. I hope I can leave a good impression on them, and I hope that the road to the palace will be smooth in the future. ...
Cold-faced backward speech
If the emperor is old, the male and female servants will go back to the palace to find a thicker rope and a beam to hang them. The emperor doesn't want to say this, it's up to me and princess royal to decide what to do ~
-Gently touch Laura's soft touch. Laura's sister is in the cardamom, so don't say that.
Princess yuyou sakura.
-,"a gentle smile, saying," please get up quickly. It's already very hot, and it's too complicated to go back and forth. What should I do if I get heatstroke in the future?
-"Cover your mouth with a handkerchief and smile gently, as sweet as a ringing bell." What do you think? This is the emperor's intention. Although he became emperor, his playful temper hasn't changed at all.
-"I slowly fanned the translucent fragrant chrysanthemum, gently fanned the Luoling fan, and gently opened the silvery white spot of Zhu Liuxia's lantern. I slowly took a sip of tea, took a bite of tea cake, closed my eyes slightly, tasted it carefully and smiled faintly. " I already know what kind of tea this is, second sister. Why don't you have a taste?
-"Laughing quietly and shaking the bracelet slightly" tells us that Laura is still young and doesn't understand the world. It is inevitable to say these words. Even the emperor said many stupid things when he was a child. It's just that the emperor adjusted your words, so don't be real.
Yes, unconsciously, my palace 17 years old. It's like time goes by mercilessly.
Cold-faced backward speech
Reach out to the tea lamp, gently open Zhu's lips, take a shallow sip, frown gently, and take another sip, sighing that my sister doesn't understand these tea ceremonies, except that she is wrong, so don't laugh at her sister.
-not painted Kou Dan's hand, but the good Longjing before the Ming Dynasty, if there were no caressing blue and white tea cups?
Princess purple. Green radish
I really envy her when I see the emperor holding her shoulder. Such a beautiful feeling ... thanks to her, Lvluo will serve the emperor well. Green radish will make lotus leaf cakes at night and send some to the princess and sister for their first taste. Green radish is young and sometimes jokes when she speaks. Please don't laugh. ....
Seeing the princess become speechless, I know what the princess should say in her heart. The princess has been for many years, and it is the delicate and charming age.
Jing weidi. Hsuanchan
-"Mans methodically fiddled with jade bone fan and sneered at me" is still a joke played by Jay Huang, who knows me best. It is really a sin to let two love princesses value this.
-"Glancing at the Princess" Why is Huang Jie sad? I am also 17 years old, 17 years old is not very old. Like my mother, she is only 35 years old this year and is already the queen mother. How old are you?
-It's wrong to say "laugh"! I was a little surprised. I read a lot, but I never recognized what kind of tea it was. But the second kind of tea is rare, and I don't know. It is also taken for granted.
Princess yuyou sakura.
-"Take back my hand and smile indifferently" I have let go, and the two sisters need not say more.
-"Princess Laughing Purple" is like this. You're welcome. I definitely look forward to the craftsmanship of Princess Purple. You are still young, and it is inevitable to make mistakes. Why are you surprised?
-"Smile with a smile, Tao" The emperor really said that the second tea is extremely difficult to find. I wonder if Sister Zifei knows what kind of tea this is?
-"I took the ice from the eunuch, put it in the middle of the table, and put several bowls of honey mung bean soup in front of others." Try this soup. It's just chilled with ice. It's cool and refreshing.
Cold-faced backward speech
-smell speech face a red, talking and reading is just a pastime, read ten books at least nine books also back, guess wrong, go to beat the royal elder sister and the emperor a smile.
-I turned my eyes back to the teacup and couldn't help but bring another cup of tea. It is really good tea. I put the teacup back on the stone table and didn't dare to drink any more. In case the greedy worm in my stomach can't drink any more, I'm afraid I'll be greedy to death.
-I'm curious. What kind of tea is this?
Princess purple. Green radish
I picked up the teacup and took a sip. Suddenly I felt full of fragrance, like Longjing, but a little bitter and a little cold. This tea is a little bitter and cold. It tastes like Leng Xue made by my father accidentally when I was a child. I wonder if it's ... if it's wrong, my sister won't laugh.
Jing weidi. Hsuanchan
-"I slowly took a sip of tea and smiled." What kind of tea is this? Let princess royal speak, lest you blame me after I speak.
-"Taste the soup" is really good.
Princess yuyou sakura.
—————, "In Tao secretly smiled," Since the emperor said so, I am also welcome. This kind of tea is called Baiguo Tea Fragrance, which is made of a mixture of 100 kinds of fruits and 100 kinds of fragrant tea. Because hundreds of fruits are difficult to get together, it is also difficult to get together in time, and most of them are broken, so it is so rare. This kind of tea is not only sweet and delicious with fruit, but also has a long lasting appeal and tastes like other teas. That was my last trip traveling incognito. I went to the Western Regions and drank it in the imperial palace of the Western Regions, so it was just me, the emperor and the queen. I don't know how to make a lot this time and gave me a lot of tea.
-"Smile" Since you like it, I'll send someone to deliver it to you later. This kind of tea also has the function of conditioning the body. You are weak, you might as well drink more.
Princess purple. Green radish
Or is the princess knowledgeable and has such good tea in the western regions? I heard that people there have blue eyes and yellow hair. I heard that there are many rare treasures there. I don't know what the princess brought back, but also let Lvluo learn.
Western regions, I'm really curious.
Jing weidi. Hsuanchan
-"Take time to drink soup and tea and listen to their exciting chat."
-,"Gherardini looked at a few people"
-"It's still that simple"
Cold-faced backward speech
-When I heard that it was passion fruit tea, I was surprised to think that it was really passion fruit tea? I have read in books that the technology of this kind of tea is very complicated, and it is extremely complicated to keep 100 kinds of fruits from rotting or rotting at the same time. After 8864 processes, it is absolutely impossible to integrate with new tea without any experience and skill.
-I picked up a cup of tea and savored it. This cup of tea is hard to find. I can taste it today. Don't waste it Don't waste it
-What a surprise! Thank you for such a charming smile on your sister's face.
Staring at that tea lamp, I really want to see how capable the people who make this tea are.
Princess yuyou sakura.
-How about "touching the broken hair between your foreheads"? Laura has heard of it, but the people there are really weird compared with us.
-"I thought for a while" treasure? Actually, it's nothing. Just a few statues inlaid with precious stones and gold, some precious jewels and some western-style dresses. I also brought back some Persian cats there. Next time you go, you can go and have a look. There are also some teas from the western regions. Send someone to get it if you like.
-"Smile, Tao", what do you think of this tea? I have seen and learned a little about the production technology of this kind of tea. It's really hard. If you want to see it, how about collecting some fruit next time?
Jing weidi. Hsuanchan
-,"smiled, got up and cut my clothes, only way" since you are so congenial, go to princess royal's house. I'm tired, so I'll go back to the palace first.
-"Turn and Smile" Zifei, see you tonight.
Jing weidi. Hsuanchan
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