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Who can tell me the legend of Hubei?

The nine-headed bird in the sky and the old Hubei underground

After studying in Hubei, I came to Guangdong for more than ten years. As soon as I deal with the people here, they immediately stretch out their big fingers nervously and say, "There are nine birds in the sky, but the Hubei guy is underground!" " "At that time, I was more or less complacent. I felt that I was moved by the light of Hubei and I was proud of being a native of Hubei! At that time, I couldn't help but hold my chest out!

So, is the nickname "Nine-headed Bird" a compliment or a shame? I checked the information many times and asked some seniors. Here, I have compiled some information to let you know more about the Hubei guy.

Beijing guy "Jing Youzi", Tianjin guy "Wei Zuizi", Hunan "Mule", Jiangxi "Old Table", Shanghai "Allah" and Sichuan "Sichuan Rat", when it comes to nicknames of provinces, we Hubei people should be happy that we have a loud and cool "nine-headed bird"! But I personally think that the name of the nine-headed bird is a curse, slander and condemnation to the ancients in Hubei! Different people have different opinions. Of course, the nine-headed bird also represents the cleverness and cunning of Hubei people! If you explain it in a bad way, it is scheming and unreasonable; But if you explain it in a good way, it is that you are flexible and dare to fight!

Legend has it that the nine-headed bird, also known as the "ghost car", was an ominous strange bird in ancient times. The earliest nine-headed bird in ancient books is "Taiping Magnolia": "There are nine-headed birds in Qihou Garden, which are as red as ducks, but all nine heads are singing." Zhou Mi, a native of the Southern Song Dynasty, also said in his book History of Dong Qiye that this bird had ten heads, but it was accidentally eaten by a dog. Now there are only nine left, so it is called "nine-headed bird". Dogs can't see the rest of the nine-headed birds during the day, and only fly when it is dark. They like to scare people's souls. It is said that people will be unlucky when they see this bird. Wherever its blood drops, there will be disaster. When people hear the sound of the nine-headed bird, they will turn off the lights and bark at the dog, forcing the nine-headed bird to fly away like a plague.

You turned to etymology. In modern language, the nine-headed bird is a metaphor for a treacherous and cunning person.

According to the literature review, it is found that the history of the relationship between the nine-headed bird and Hubei people is actually not long, and it can only be traced back to the Zhang era in the Ming Dynasty. Prime Minister Zhang is from Jiangling, Hubei. It is said that there were nine censors involved in Zhang Juzheng at that time. As a result, Zhang not only did not attend, but was imprisoned. It is also said that Zhang once sponsored nine Hubei empire to the emperor. They are selfless, innovative in political style, hated by all corrupt officials, and curse "nine-headed birds in the sky and Hubei guys underground" There is a man named Yu Yuanmou who specializes in Song of the Nine-headed Bird: "The nine-headed bird in the sky is an underground Hubei guy." "Who is this bird than Hubei people? Qi Dong Yu Ye is a loser. -To this end, I have many grievances with people and have been cursed by the nine-headed bird. "

Hubei has nine heads like a bird with nine heads. You say how clever and cunning he is. Nine heads are fighting each other in the east, west, north and south. Of course, nine heads show his strength in life!

The formation of cleverness, cleverness or cunning of Hubei people is related to the geographical characteristics of Hubei. One side of the soil and water raises the other. The so-called Hubei refers to the north of Dongting Lake. This place north of Dongting Lake, where Hubei is located, was called Yunmengze in ancient times, but it is actually a big lake. After a long period of change, osawa was gradually blocked, and Hubei became a province with several small lakes. Hubei is a water town. The agile and changeable character of water has deeply influenced Hubei people and formed their important characteristics.

It is said that Hubei people are smart. From the historical and realistic point of view, from ancient times to the present, there are many talented people in Hubei. Look through the history books and you will understand! Under the influence of the traditional thought of emphasizing literature, Hubei people attach great importance to education. No matter how poor and bitter the family is, we must send our children to school. Under the influence of traditional ideas, they pay special attention to the education of boys and pay for their education when they are in debt. Our study time is not good for the whole economy, but if anyone's children are admitted to the university, the local government and local relatives and friends will help. At that time, there were much fewer college students than now, like Guangdong, where the economy is very developed now. I have been in Guangdong for more than ten years. As long as the Cantonese I know are older, their general culture is not high, and their Mandarin is not standard, many of them can't speak Mandarin. They say that children in Guangdong start to make money when they go to primary school (it's not much worse now). I know a big boss in Guangdong, who is in his forties. He still speaks poor Mandarin, and I often tell his jokes. He pronounced "I'm so angry" as "eating shit" in Mandarin.

Hubei people's accent when speaking, the emphasis on vocalization, and the lengthening at the end feel that they are making a report and giving orders. It is described in eight words, that is, "sonorous and powerful, hitting the floor." If you have been to Wuhan, you will know that Wuhan people like to bring a "Lao Zi" in when they speak, and you will be conquered by the majestic Chinese dialect, and you will have to succumb to Wuhan people's hegemony invisibly!

It is said that Hubei people are cunning because they never admit defeat. They think peppers should be fried, otherwise they are not spicy enough and delicious enough.

The struggle between Hubei people is a microcosm of the struggle between China people. Take our circle as an example. When Guangdong began to develop, many people from Hubei came to Guangdong in our circle. Others say that Hubei people are smart and easy to get along with in Shenzhen. But I feel that Hubei people in our circle are not very United. You often fuck me, and I fuck you. Like Sichuanese, they are United. A Hubei person is a dragon, and a group of Hubei people are worms. Of course, this can't represent all Hubei people! This can only say that Hubei people have been influenced by Hubei people in history more or less imperceptibly! In the past, there was little chance of survival. If you don't fight, there is no chance of survival. Hubei has always been a battleground for military strategists in history. Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the main stage is in Hubei. Because of this, Hubei people who watched the rise and fall of history and struggled to death learned the so-called "Machiavelli", which is clever at best and insidious at worst. Otherwise, they can't survive. ...

With the development of society and the improvement of the legal system, this kind of infighting will gradually decrease (I heard that this kind of infighting is rare now! )

I didn't sleep tonight. I combined my own impressions of Hubei people and some information to sort out this post. Please join us and tell the story of the nine-headed bird!

After reading this article, the landlord should understand something.