Cold joke riddle, be funny! Don't be too bloody

Cold joke riddle 1, how did Lin Daiyu die? Master's answer: I fell dead! Because: "Sister Lin falls from the sky" ...

Riddle 2: Once upon a time, a man named Cai Xiao was put in prison for one night. What happened afterwards? The master's answer: rotten.

Puzzle 3: Why do geese fly to the south for the winter? Master's answer: because it's too tired to walk there!

Riddle 4: Why do foxes often wrestle? The master's answer: Because the fox is very cunning (his feet are slippery).

Riddle 5: What line do monkeys dislike the most? The expert replied: parallel lines, because parallel lines don't intersect (banana)!

Riddle 6: If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, whose car is it? The master's answer: "If"! ! !

Riddle 7: The teacher randomly checks the text in class. Piglets, puppies and kittens all raise their hands. Who will the teacher call? The master replied: puppy-because Wangwang Xianbei (the first time Wangwang)!

Riddle 8, What color is celery dung? The master replied: yellow, Qin Shihuang (Qin Shihuang)!

Riddle 9, the only difference between you and Superman? Master's answer: You wear underwear inside. ...

Riddle 10, what else will others know about you if you praise yourself? The master's answer: Know that you are not stupid. ...