There is a famous detective Conan who has a lot of jokes.

Hiraji Shinichi and Kidd were invited to a meeting of a certain celebrity at the same time. It happened that they were in the same boat. Pingzhi believes that a couple of Kidd are uneasy about being invited, but Kidd is dismissive of the two detectives. When the boat rowed somewhere, Kidd woke up after a sleep and found that the boat had stopped. The couple said to him, "I left my mobile phone at home, please wait for me for a while!" " "Say that finish, I turned over and jumped into the boat. running all the way was like a dragonfly. Soon I ran back, proudly waving my mobile phone in my hand.

Then Pingzhi also shouted, "No, I left my sword at home!" " "After jumping off the boat, it was also a wave of Shui Piao. I saw the waves splashing, and I came back with my sword in a few minutes.

Kidd, not to be outdone, also shouted, "I left my glider at home!" " "What did you forget? If you want a glider, you will keep flying. You jumped off the boat and plopped into the bottom of the river. Embarrassed, I climbed onto the boat, refused to accept it, jumped down again and plopped off the boat vertically. This time, a small fish slipped over his neck, which made him scream. Feeling a little sorry, Pingzhi quietly asked Shinichi:

"Kudo, shall we tell him where those stones are?"

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Kuaidou drove Qing Zi to play and passed a gas station. Kuaidou wanted to go to the toilet, so he said to Qing Zi, "I'll go to the toilet, and you are responsible for refueling." Qing Zi nodded. So, Kuaidou quickly ran into the bathroom. Before he stopped, he heard Qing Zi's clear and rhythmic cry: "Come on! Come on! Come on! ……”& lt； /CC & gt；

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Once gin and vodka went hunting deer in the mountains, and the greedy two men each caught two deer. When flying back, the captain said worriedly, "So many deer are overweight!" " "Both of them said dismissively," what are you afraid of? We hunted so many deer last year and flew back! " "The captain couldn't beat them (even two people in black sunglasses were afraid) and had to let them on the plane.

The plane flew smoothly for a while, suddenly shook and finally fell down. The two men stood up pale. Vodka looked around and whispered to Juniper, "Boss, it seems that we fell here last year!" " “& lt/CC & gt；

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In a talent show contest, a new level of Kidd appeared one after another. First of all, Heiji used a brush to flash a sword as bright as day, and then I saw the sword shining and the wind whistling. Hattori's ancestral swordsmanship was vividly displayed by Heiji. Finally, even before people could see it clearly, Pingzhi had put his sword in its sheath, stood majestically on the stage and shouted, "I am the wind!" " "

Then Kidd. He shouted and shook his white cloak. Hundreds of pigeons flew to Qi Fei, and then I saw petals falling like clouds. Kidd is spinning in the air, fluttering (sweating) like a fairy. Then he also shouted, "I am a cloud!" " "

At first sight, the top two are so wonderful, and the psychological pressure is not small. He was carrying a silver football on the court, and he used his skills all his life to watch the football fly (how to turn it, there is no detailed explanation ~ ~), which made people wonder how many it was, and everyone was amazed. However, something unexpected happened first, and I had peace insurance. At this moment, when Shinichi hooked a football in the air with an upside-down gold hook, he was about to turn over and land, and a bolt from the blue hit his foot. I saw Shinichi lose his balance and fall to the ground head-down, with a big hole on the stage and a big bag on his head. Pinky Kidd panicked. Go help him. However, I saw Shinichi stagger to his feet and shouted, "Who am I? ! "

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Hirazuka and Ye go riding motorcycles. Ye wore a pure white dress, and her freshly washed hair slipped over her body, which was very elegant. Unfortunately, they only have one helmet. After discussion, they decided to let Pingzhi wear it. Pinky put on Ye He, running all the way. It feels great!

When they passed a crossroads, the police uncle stopped them. The policeman said angrily to he ye, "Why don't you wear a helmet?"

Ye looked surprised: "You ~ Can you see me?"

The policeman asked Pingji again, "Why not let her wear a helmet?"

Pingzhi looked blank: "There is no one behind me!"

The poor policeman's face suddenly changed: "Let's go …"