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Funny pictures of fate, please give me a funny picture
When it comes to funny pictures of fate, everyone knows that some people ask for a funny picture. In addition, there are also people who want to ask for that funny picture with a bubble of fate on it? Do you know what's going on? In fact, if you don’t laugh at the funny and humorous jokes and pictures, you will slap me: What is fate? Let’s take a look at it and ask for a funny picture. I hope it can help everyone! Funny pictures of fate, funny jokes, joke pictures, if you don’t laugh, slap me: What is fate
1. Funny pictures of fate: Please give me a funny picture
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1. A girl got her boyfriend's engagement ring the night before, but none of her classmates noticed it, which made her very angry. In the afternoon, when everyone was sitting and chatting, she suddenly stood up and said loudly: "Oh, it's so hot here. I think I'd better take off the ring." 2. The hostess called the maid in front of her and asked her: "You Are you pregnant?" "Yes!" the maid replied. "Thank you for being able to say it. You're not married yet. Don't you feel shy?" the hostess lectured again. "Why should I be shy, hostess, aren't you pregnant yourself?" "But I am pregnant with my husband's child!" the hostess retorted angrily. "Me too!" the maid agreed happily. 3. When a person rides a motorcycle, he likes to wear his clothes backwards, that is, with the openings buttoned up at the back to block the wind. He was driving drunk, rolled over, and ended up on the side of the road. Arriving: A: What a serious car accident. B: Yes, my head was hit in the back. A: Well, he’s still breathing. Let’s help him turn his head back. B: Okay?... One or two times, I turned back. A: Well, I’m not breathing? 4. On a country road with twists and turns, because car accidents often happen, there are often some stories. One night, a taxi driver saw a long-haired man with a shawl on the side of the road. , the woman in white waved to him. Because the driver had never seen this before, he boldly stopped and let her get in the car. On the way, although the driver didn’t believe it, he knew it in his heart, so he often looked at the people behind him through the rearview mirror. The woman was driving, and suddenly the driver noticed that the woman was missing! The driver was startled and quickly stepped on the brakes! I saw that the woman's face was covered in blood and her expression was ferocious. The driver's teeth chattered with fear. Suddenly the woman spoke: "Can you drive? I lowered my head to tie my shoelaces and you suddenly braked and broke my nose..." 5. A patient went to see a doctor. The doctor examined him and said with a frown. : "You are too ill, I'm afraid you won't live long." Patient: "Please tell me how long I can live?" Doctor: "Ten..." The patient asked anxiously: "Ten what? Ten years, ten Months? Ten days?" Doctor: "Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five..." 6. Teacher: "Can you tell me the characteristics of some scientists in the 18th century?" Student: "Yes, they They're all dead." 7. Rhinoceros and Mosquito fell in love. Mosquito asked what he did for a living. Mosquito said, "Yes." Mosquito slapped his thigh and said, "Fate, I'm a pill maker..." 8 , an African lives in a certain hotel. In the middle of the night, a fire broke out, the cause is unknown. Seeing this, the Africans couldn't care less and ran out naked. When the firefighter saw this, he exclaimed: "Oh my God! The area is all burnt and you can still run so fast!" 9. A person wants to go abroad for inspection, but he must get approval from his boss. So he asked the boss for instructions, and the boss gave him a note that read: "Goahead." The man thought: "Goahead = move forward, the boss has approved it." So he started to pack his luggage. A colleague saw him and asked: "What are you doing?" He said: "I am going to go abroad for inspection. The boss has approved it and wrote me a 'Goahead'." The colleague was delighted when he saw the note: "Our boss has no idea at all." Approved! You don’t know the English proficiency of our boss, he is talking about it!” 10. The pastor said to the farmer who bought his horse and carriage: “This horse can only understand the language of the church. Thank God, it ran; shout, Praise God, it stopped." The farmer was doubtful, so he tried to shout thank God, and the horse immediately started galloping, faster and faster. One ran to the edge of the cliff and the frightened farmer remembered the command to stop it, "Praise God." Sure enough, the horse stopped.
The farmer who narrowly escaped death let out a long breath: "Thank God..."
I have been fighting for a long time, please accept the fate, WeChat emoticon package.
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