Classic connotation jokes and quotations

Classic connotations and quotations

1) The 21st century has realized the four new modernizations: men are feminized, women are pets, pets are aristocratic, and aristocrats are uneducated.

2) If you are destined not to give me the response I expect, then keep at a safe distance.

3) If someone doesn’t offend me, I won’t offend anyone; if someone offends me, I’ll be polite; if someone offends me again, I’ll give him a shot in return; if someone offends me again, I’ll eradicate the root cause.

4) My advantage is: I am very handsome; but my disadvantage is: I am not obviously handsome.

5) Time is too thin and the gaps between fingers are too wide.

6) Liu Mao and Liu Mao fell in love at first sight, because they were so close together.

7) Even if God does not entrust me with any great responsibility, it will still torture my mind and strain my muscles and bones.

8) Every time a day passes, I draw a circle on the calendar. Only on Sunday do I realize that I have passed the days as ellipses.

9) When I was a kid, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. But when I grew up, I realized that the whole world couldn’t save me.

10) If you are unhappy, tell us to make everyone happy!