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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Dumbledore's pre-dinner speech

The first statement

Put this passage as "Welcome," he said. "Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Thank you!" Read in Latin, it is "May Merlin bless you"

The second way of saying

First of all, Deng is a very humorous person, but he will never talk nonsense.

So, he should have a reason for saying these words.

Look, is there anything in the magic school that has four?

Four colleges.

Everyone has watched it for so long, so you should have a general understanding of the personalities of the four academy members.

So, could it be that the four words Deng said represent the four colleges?

Idiot Hufflepuff

Crying Ravenclaw

Remnant Slytherin

Gryffindor

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Before analyzing, I want to explain that what we are watching is not the original version, but the translated one. So stupid! Cry! Residue! screw! Maybe it's just a close approximation of the original work.

First of all, stupid. Hufflepuff students have always seemed to be less than clever.

Crying. This word has many meanings, but it should mostly refer to women, and Ravenclaw feels like the name has some feminine characteristics.

Residue. Needless to say, the gathering place for dark wizards.

Screw. Gryffindor of courage and perseverance.

The last thing I want to say is, do you still remember? What did the Academy Cup standings look like that year?

Is it: the fourth Hufflepuff. The third Ravenclaw. Second place is Slytherin. First place Gryffindor.

Is it exactly the same order as Deng said those four words?

The third theory

The explanation on Baidu Encyclopedia is that Rowling asked Dumbledore to tell such an unusual joke to introduce us to his personality. The technique is also reflected in Dumbledore's jokes at the opening party of the 1994-1995 school year and his talk with Igor about a room full of chamber pots during a chat with Igor at the Yule Ball. Therefore, "Idiot! Cry! Residue! Screw it!" It is impossible for Dumbledore to try to give some secret information, and the entire story does not show this.

I hope it will be helpful to you and hope you will adopt it