The best humorous text messages to make girls happy

A collection of the most humorous text messages that can make girls happy

1. Due to the continuous reduction of forest area, lions stipulate that each animal can only have one house. Soon, the rabbit was arrested for the reason of "three cunning rabbit holes". Bee knew about it, thought about it, went home and committed suicide. . .

2. Making money is “I” and spending money is “Son”. "I" have a hard time making money, but "son" spends money without any guilt. "I" work hard from dawn to dusk, while "son" spends freely and swipes his credit card. I hope you consume appropriately and don’t hold me back.

3. When is Spring Flowers and Autumn Moon, you know how hard it is to make money. There was shopping in the supermarket last night. The interest in spending money should still be there, but your beauty has changed. How much money do you have saved? It was a ray of moonlight that was projecting. May you spend rationally and accumulate gold.

4. A man who doesn’t care about these five things about women should find a woman he is satisfied with: 1. He doesn’t care about whether she is a virgin or not. 2. It doesn’t matter whether you have children or not. 3. Don’t care whether you can do housework or not. 4. It doesn’t matter whether you are beautiful or not. 5. It doesn’t matter if you were a woman before. .

5. "Dad, let's go to the circus?" "I don't have time." "I heard from the children that there is an aunt without clothes dancing on the tiger." "Okay, I have a long time No more tigers.”

6. A friend’s husband is a lawyer who specializes in divorce cases.

7. Friend: "Husband, please don't file for divorce in the future. It's a bit immoral to break up other people's families."

8. Husband: "Split one pair to make two wholes." Yes, I will accumulate virtue and do good deeds.”

9. I met you by chance, noticed you twice when we met, dated you three or four times, and missed you all the time. 90% of the time I like you, so I am very sure. Love you. It takes a hundred years to cultivate to find true love, and a thousand years to perfect you and me. Are you willing to have everything ready?

10. Let me tell you a secret. Please look at the back first, then the left, then the right. Okay, okay, please don’t look around with your phone!

11. Urgent reminder: There is a fear of tornado weather in the near future. Be sure to carry two 10-kilogram dumbbells with you when you go out to avoid being swept into the west by the strong wind. Those weighing less than 50 kg must double the weight.

12. I was driving to do errands with my buddy. I met the police at the intersection. I was called over because I didn’t wear a seat belt. The police said that if I didn’t wear a seat belt, I would be fined fifty. When my buddy heard that he was going to be fined, he quickly told the police. Explained: Comrade, I'm sorry, I drank some wine at noon and forgot to fasten my seat belt. . .

13. pS: It’s six o’clock in the morning! No more writing, no more writing! Too sleepy! In fact, women should coax, but not spoil - this is the experience that men have accumulated from long-term life! Coaxing is not cheating, although the two words coaxing and cheating are often used together, which is called coaxing. But there is a difference between coaxing and deceiving. Men coaxing women is actually almost the same as adults coaxing children. Smart men know the weaknesses of women, and they also know the truth that "women are easy to coax". They will often use their mouth to treat a woman like a child. Women always need compliments, your kind words, and you. Exaggerated appreciation. To paraphrase one of my long sayings! The most humorous and personalized signatures that can make girls happy

The most humorous and personalized signatures that can make girls happy

1. Due to the continuous reduction of forest area, lions stipulate that each animal can only have one room house. Soon, the rabbit was arrested because of three cunning rabbit holes. Bee knew about it, thought about it, went home and committed suicide. . .

2. Making money is my father, spending money is my son. I am tired of making money, but my son spends money without any guilt. I work hard from dawn to dusk, but my son spends money with his credit card in a smart way. I hope you spend appropriately and don't hold me back.

3. When is Spring Flowers and Autumn Moon, you know how hard it is to make money. There was shopping in the supermarket last night. The interest in spending money should still be there, but your beauty has changed. How much money do you have saved? It was a ray of moonlight that was projecting. May you spend rationally and accumulate gold.

4. A man who doesn’t care about these five things about women should find a woman he is satisfied with: 1. He doesn’t care about whether she is a virgin or not. 2. It doesn’t matter whether you have children or not. 3. Don’t care whether you can do housework or not. 4. It doesn’t matter whether you are beautiful or not. 5. It doesn’t matter if you were a woman before. .

5. Dad, shall we go to the circus? I don't have time.

I heard from children that there was an aunt wearing no clothes dancing on the tiger. Well, I haven't seen a tiger in a long time.

6. A friend’s husband is a lawyer who specializes in divorce cases.

7. Friend: Husband, please don’t file for divorce in the future. It’s a bit immoral to break up other people’s families.

8. Husband: Split one pair to make two pairs, accumulate virtue and do good deeds.

9. I met you by chance, paid attention to you twice when we met, dated you three or four times, missed you all the time, 90% I should like you, I am absolutely sure that I love you. It takes a hundred years to cultivate to find true love, and a thousand years to perfect you and me. Are you willing to have everything ready?

10. Let me tell you a secret. Please look at the back first, then the left, then the right. Okay, okay, please don’t look around with your phone!

11. Urgent reminder: There is a fear of tornado weather in the near future. Be sure to carry two 10-kilogram dumbbells with you when you go out to avoid being swept into the west by the strong wind. Those weighing less than 50 kg must double the weight.

12. I was driving to do errands with my buddy. I met the police at the intersection. I was called over because I didn’t wear a seat belt. The police said that if I didn’t wear a seat belt, I would be fined fifty. When my buddy heard that he was going to be fined, he quickly told the police. Explained: Comrade, I'm sorry, I drank some wine at noon and forgot to fasten my seat belt. . .

13. pS: It’s six o’clock in the morning! No more writing, no more writing! Too sleepy! In fact, women should coax, but do not pamper. This is the experience accumulated by men from long-term life! Coaxing is not cheating, although the two words coaxing and cheating are often used together, which is called coaxing. But there is a difference between coaxing and deceiving. Men coaxing women is actually almost the same as adults coaxing children. Smart men know the weaknesses of women, and they also know that women are easy to coax. They often use their mouths to treat a woman like a child. Women always need compliments, your kind words, and your exaggeration. Appreciated. To paraphrase one of my long sayings! Text messages to make girls happy

Text messages to make girls happy

1. Have you noticed that when a man quarrels with his girlfriend, gay friends usually say: Forget it, you guys can find it. That's great, they are so nice. When a woman quarrels with her boyfriend, her best friend usually says: Forget it, find another one after they break up. I really don’t know what’s so good about him.

2. My son was playing ball in the square. A beautiful little loli watched for a while and came over and said: Little brother, how old are you? My son said he was almost five years old. The little loli said that I am too! Little brother, I am a Snake, what about you? My son said so did I. The little Loli was pleasantly surprised: We are so destined! The son turned away while holding the ball: You just want to play with my ball.

3. There is a low wooden house on the edge of a small village. An old woman is sitting in front of the door and basking in the sun. At this time, a Mercedes-Benz drove over, and a man in gorgeous clothes got out of the car: Grandma, do you still remember the time you saved a little boy wearing a dark red coat in the winter of 1943? Remember, kid, of course you remember. The old woman replied excitedly. I'm the little boy back then, and I'm here to get my coat.

4. Xiao Li’s eyes were bruised. When his friend Xiao Wang saw it, he asked with concern: Brother, what’s wrong with you? Xiao Li: I took the bus after get off work yesterday and saw a beautiful woman standing in front of me. The chain of the skirt on my back came open, and I kindly helped her pull it up, but she hit me in the left eye. Xiao Wang: What about the right eye? Xiao Li: I thought she might not like me to pull it up for her, so I helped her pull it down again.

5. Today is 521, are you hot? hot! Just bear with it for a while and it will be fine, but at night my heart feels cold. I want gifts but no gifts, and I want a lover but no lover. I feel cool all of a sudden

6. I called halfway and the phone was shut down! 9 cents in arrears Money! I haven’t finished talking about the important things! How sad! I’m so angry! I rushed to China Mobile and took out a dollar, and said loudly that I should pay. The mobile customer service MM asked how much to pay.

I said it was just one piece! She argued with me for a long time! Finally she gave in and she handed it over to me! See if I am still waiting to leave! Ask me why I still don’t leave! I said, make an order!

< p> 7. When I was a kid, I slept with my bestie, and he liked to touch my ears with his hands before I could fall asleep. Last night when I was sleeping with my wife, I suddenly thought of him, so I touched my wife’s ears, and she actually said: How do you sleep with me? So and so is the same! I actually smiled and said: He has not changed after so many years! I went to sleep peacefully, and when I woke up in the morning, I was looking for the marriage certificate.

8. I was bored the past two days, so I tried to send it to 10086 Message: I miss you. Unexpectedly, 10086 actually responded to the message: Come to me, you damn ghost! I was so frightened that I quickly put down my husband’s cell phone.

9. It’s late at night. I know you are tired after a long day’s work and may have fallen asleep! I don’t know why I want to talk to you. Maybe I’m not in a good mood! I really want to say---very I want to tell you!----I woke you up on purpose!

10. Seniority is taken very seriously in rural areas. I took my girlfriend home and met an old man in his seventies in the village. I said I was sunbathing, and he asked me why he had gone home. I pointed at my girlfriend and told him she was my girlfriend. My partner immediately said hello to grandpa, but the old man said: Don’t call me grandpa. If you two become friends, I will have to call you grandma.

11. I saw a beautiful girl this morning, so I walked up to her and tripped her secretly. When she slipped and I helped her up, I took the opportunity to kiss her! Then he pretended to be innocent and said to her, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I kissed you, you can't be pregnant. If you add me on WeChat, I will definitely be responsible for you! Everything went smoothly! But just now she sent me a WeChat message saying she was pregnant. . . what do I do? Waiting online!

12. After cleaning up the room, I found a "Book of Destiny" left by my great-grandfather. I calculated it according to my birth time according to the book, and found that there was not even a pound. Nine taels. So angry. . . .

13. I told my wife at dinner: With that little money every month, I can’t even afford to smoke anymore. The son silently put down the dishes and chopsticks and walked into the room. When he came out, he was holding a box in his hand. In it were the money he had saved. There were 1 yuan and 5 yuan. I burst into tears. Then I heard him say: Mom, you should keep it. Be safe.

14. Son, what are you doing? One day, a fire broke out in the house. Both parents escaped, and only one son was left inside. My mother shouted nervously outside the house: Son, what are you doing? It caught on fire and he still hasn’t come out. The son replied: I’m putting on my socks. The mother said again: Why should I wear socks because it caught on fire? Five minutes later, the son still hadn’t come out. The mother shouted nervously: Son, what on earth are you doing? Come out quickly~ It’s already on fire, but my son who is still inside said: I’m taking off my socks

15. I heard that you went to your future mother-in-law’s house yesterday? Yes. It was like being subjected to the three major tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty. Haha! What are the three major tortures? The father-in-law’s eyes and the mother-in-law’s nagging. What else?

17. My best friend Xiaoxiao is a bit worshipper of money. It is said that she has recently dated a rich second generation and is very flamboyant. When I came back last night, I heard her complaining in the room. She said that the rich second generation took her to check out a house, but she found it troublesome so she just got into trouble in the car! In the process, the Porsche logo on the steering wheel actually fell off. A big Z letter is printed on it

18. I liked a girl when I was in college. One day I made an appointment with her and delayed her dinner and movie watching until very late on purpose. I asked her: It's so late. The school must be closed and she can't go back to the dormitory. What should I do? She lowered her head and said shyly: How about we go to the hotel? oops! My little heart was so excited at that time! I took a taxi and thought about it all the way. As soon as she arrived at the hotel, she stepped through the door and shouted to the boss inside: Mom, this is my classmate. The school is closed and he can't go back to the dormitory. Please open a room for him at a discount!

19. There was a long queue at the checkout counter of the shopping mall. It was about time for me to pay. At this time, a beautiful woman walked up to me: Handsome man, can you let me get in front of you? , I have something urgent. I looked at the long queue behind me, then at the beautiful woman, and said politely: If you are in a hurry, go ahead and pay. When you are done, come back and pay. Business is important, don't delay.

20. My boyfriend took me to play in his dormitory. A roommate said to him: The sixth child is bringing his sister-in-law over to play! I was a little confused and asked my boyfriend: Aren’t you the oldest here? Why do I call you Laoliu? After hearing this, another roommate quickly said: Sister-in-law, the sizes of the six people in our dormitory are not arranged by age!

Twenty-one. The girl at the next table suddenly ate a ring from the cake, and her cheeks turned red instantly. When my boyfriend saw me looking at him expectantly, he immediately understood, called the waiter, and said: Waiter! Why is there none at our table?

When I was a child, I went fishing with my friends in the river and got a lot of harvest. Let’s start dividing the fish! A friend said: My dad likes to drink. He says that drinking with big fish tastes better! After saying that, catch the big fish and put it in the bucket. . . I just watched and said nothing. After he finished loading it, I picked up the bucket he packed the fish in and ran away. As I ran, I said: My dad also likes to drink. .

23. I have had a crush on a goddess for a long time, and finally got up the courage to confess to her. I called her and told her all my thoughts. I will always love her no matter what. She said she would think about it, and after a while she sent a text message: Are you willing to be the father of my child?

24. Today I went to a small shop to buy cigarettes and saw the female shopkeeper and another man. Talking to a person, she said: You didn’t give me the two yuan for copying last night. The person said: Really? I don’t remember! The female shopkeeper said: Forget it if you don’t remember! Isn’t it just two yuan? I also talked to The confused person said: Yes, yes! Two yuan is not enough! When I bought cigarettes, walked out of the store and counted the change in my hand, wow! Why are there two yuan missing?

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1. Looking at you smiling, I suddenly realize that I am really the happiest person in the world.

2. Doing those insignificant things with me has infinite meaning.

3. You don’t know how much I like you, but if I go to see you, I will definitely run away.

4. I hope you can live the way you like and see you smiling happily, so that I will feel that I have some merit of my own.

5. I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.

6. There are rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that it is not a rumor.

7. As long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder, tell me and I will appear immediately.

8. I am willing to spend ten million years waiting for your smile like the warm sunshine in early spring.

9. No matter what, as long as you, the one I love, can live safely, I have nothing else to ask for.

10. I hope you will think of me when you are happy and think of me when you are unhappy. In short, you will think of me all the time.

11. The most precious thing in the world It's all free, maybe it's something you already have, such as: sunshine, air, love, family affection, friendship, dreams, and beliefs. God has favored you so much, and I hope you spend every day happily.

12. My love for you will not change until the end of the world.

13. You have been walking into my life, and I am preparing for you all my life.

14. Don’t let me see you again, otherwise I will see you once and like you once.

15. I have met countless women in my life, but I have never been so deeply shocked by one like you.

16. My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you.

17. Three hundred and sixty-five days in a year, I only love you for three days, humorous sentences that made girls happy yesterday

1. The process of changing love partners: changing After being replaced by a beautiful woman, I found that the appearance was not worthy; after being replaced by a rich girl, I found that the consumption was not worthy; after being replaced by an official's daughter, I found that the status was not worthy; after being replaced by a young girl, I found that the posture was wrong; after being replaced by a lady, I found that the , and found that something felt wrong; after changing into a prodigal girl, I found that the color of the hat was wrong. There is no perfect love in the world. To be romantic, it must be realistic! I wish you happiness in love.

2. You = eat + sleep + miss me; pig = eat + sleep. Substitute into the above formula: you = pig + miss me. Change the term: you - miss me = pig. Conclusion: you don’t miss me , that’s a pig! Do you think you miss me now?

3. What a god, with modern civilization, you can make money by making a fool of yourself, and it’s not illegal, otherwise you won’t have to say anything about your ugly behavior. He has to be sentenced to life. If he insists on sentencing, the sentence will be 10,000 years, but he likes it and he will visit the prison often!

4. One day in computer class, a row of classmates’ computers crashed. So a classmate stood up and said: Teacher, the computer has crashed, and our row is dead. At this time, many classmates said: We are also dead. At this time the teacher asked: Who else is not dead? Only one classmate stood up: I'm not dead yet! The teacher said strangely: The whole class is dead, why don't you die?

5. Seven years after graduation, I finally took on a big project, building a 30-meter chimney. The construction period was two months and the cost was 300,000 yuan, but it required an advance payment. It was finally completed at the end of last year. Today I went to inspect it, but I was scolded to death and didn't get any money. Oh shit! The drawings are backwards, they want to dig a well!

6. Don’t ask me how deeply I love you. Go and bask in the scorching sun. The sun represents my love. Don’t ask me how long I love you. Look up at the lonely starry sky. The moon represents my love. Heart!

7. When I went traveling, there was a temple in the scenic spot, so I stopped by the temple. When I was buying tickets, I asked if there were student tickets. The conductor's answer was super classic. He said: All living beings are equal before the Buddha, and there are no student tickets!

8. Weather forecast: Your house will pay RMB from morning to night tomorrow. , there are gold bars in some places, and there is a downpour of dollars to euros at noon, accompanied by sporadic checks! The Meteorological Bureau informs you to wear your helmet, grab your hemp belt, and prepare to make a fortune!

9. After the class bell rang, the teacher walked in In the classroom, he dipped his hand in his saliva, opened the textbook with a bang, cleared his throat, and said: Classmates, today we are teaching the first lesson "Teaching Hygiene from an Early Childhood", please open the book. As a result, the children looked at me and I looked at you, and then one by one they put their fingers into their mouths, dipped them in, and opened the book. Words to make girls happy

10. Always let people taste the charm of waiting, and the space makes people feel the beauty of care. Many times the blessings between people do not need words to express, just at this moment you quietly read the message I sent you

11. The mother asked her son to get up again: Jacques, Good boy, it’s time to get up. You heard the rooster crow several times. What does the rooster’s crow have to do with me? I’m not a hen.

12. The woman said: Why do you look so old-fashioned? The man said: If you like the RMB, do you still care about the year it was issued? Female Secretary: Boss, your wife called and she said she wanted to kiss you on the phone. Boss: You collect it for me first and come over and give it to me later.

13. A leader’s speech with a heavy dialect: Rabbits and shrimps, pickles are too expensive, don’t ask for ginger melon, ask for pig’s trotters (comrades and fellow villagers, we are in a meeting now, don’t talk, pay attention ).

14. The squad leader asked: Who is the biggest officer in our platoon? The recruit answered: He is the platoon leader. The squad leader asked again: Who is under the teacher? The recruit answered: It is the horse that the division commander rides.

15. The husband held an orchid bowl and said to his wife very solemnly: Don’t throw the bowl again. This bowl was left by your mother. Now there are only two left. I made you fall. The wife rolled her eyes at her husband and said, "Then don't be angry with me in the future. I am also the one left by my mother. I am the only one left."

16. Someone was riding a bicycle on the street, crossed an intersection, and moved forward. When the traffic police saw it, he exclaimed: Good palm! Someone waved happily and replied: "Good job, comrades!"

17. A drunk man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over and asked: What happened? Drunk Man: I don’t know. I just arrived.

18. The blue sky is special to you, and I miss you helplessly; the white clouds are lovely to you, and I miss you helplessly; the green wind is far away for you, and I am waiting for you affectionately. You; the gentle rain makes you romantic, and I am missing you when I am lonely!

19. Son: Dad, tell me a story. Dad: Okay. Once upon a time, there was a frog. Son: No, I want to listen to historical stories. Dad: Great. In the Song Dynasty, there was a frog.

One day, you squatted on the side of the road and looked carefully at a pile of poop. .You come closer and smell it: Is it poop? You pick it up with your hands: it seems to be poop; you put it in your mouth and taste it: it is indeed poop! You laughed: Fortunately, I didn’t step on it!

20. The girl opposite looks over, the lonely boy is in love and needs you to give me some love.

21. The elephant accidentally stepped on the ant nest, and the ants rushed out of the nest and climbed on the elephant one after another. The elephant shook himself and the ants fell down. At this time, there was another ant on the elephant's neck, and the fallen ant screamed so loudly that it strangled it to death.

22. When the nurse saw a patient drinking in the ward, she walked over and whispered to him: Be careful! The patient smiled and said: Baby.

23. The teacher wanted the sports committee member to confirm whether all the girls in the class were here, so he said to him: Go and check out all the girls in the class. The sports committee member was a little pervert and quickly asked: Which one should I kiss? The teacher said: I know I still want you to go! (The relationship is almost over)

24. In front of the ramen shop counter, a beautiful girl is waiting in line. When she arrived, the ramen chef asked: Do you want thick or thin? The girl replied: I will eat whatever you pull.

25. Because of your cuteness, I specially care for you; I have to cover you with a quilt at night to prevent my hands and feet from getting cold; I have nothing to do with bones, so I can replenish calcium; don’t say I’m too bad, I wish you a New Year’s Day joy!

26. Do you still remember the military training time last year? You stand in the first row, and the instructor shouts an order: The first row counts! You looked at the instructor in surprise, and he said again: Count! I saw you turned around reluctantly and hugged the tree!

Twenty-seven. Committing fraud: The law department of a certain university took a criminal law test one day. The first question the professor asked the students was: What is fraud? The student replied: If you don't let me pass the exam, you will be committing fraud. The professor was very surprised: How to explain? The student said: According to the criminal law, anyone who takes advantage of others' ignorance and causes them to suffer losses is guilty of fraud.

28. Sleeping in class: A student fell asleep in class and was discovered by the teacher. Teacher: Why do you sleep during class? A certain student: I didn’t sleep! Teacher: Then why did you close your eyes? A certain student: I am closing my eyes and meditating! Teacher: Then why are you nodding? A certain student: What you just said makes perfect sense! Teacher: Then why are you drooling? A certain student: Teacher, you speak with gusto!

29. Once upon a time, there were two people, one called pretending and the other called disappearing. They disappeared in a day. Pretending to see a group of people fighting, they went over to fight and said: I'm looking for help! Those people He was stunned for a moment and said: Are you pretending? Yes, I am!

Thirty. Mr. Smith had just examined a female patient and confirmed that she was pregnant, and said: Mrs. Mary, I have good news for you. It's Miss Mary. The young lady corrected. Oh, Miss Mary, the doctor hurriedly said: I have bad news for you

Thirty-one, tomorrow you wake up, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside you, which says: I struggled. Even after one night, I couldn't pierce your face. Your shame is so thick that I can't live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I committed suicide.

In the mid-1930s and 1990s, my family bought a new TV set, a 21-inch one, which was several times larger than the 14-inch one before. Of course the whole family was very happy to watch the big TV, especially grandma. I remember she asked my dad at the time: Should the two announcers on the Xinwen Network be able to watch the whole body this time?

Thirty-three. If you want to cool off in the hot summer, I will teach you a secret trick: first raise your hands above your head to let your armpits dissipate heat, then put your hands on the ground to touch the earth's air, and finally stick out your tongue. , breathe quickly to dissipate oral heat. Got it?

34. If you grow just 1cm, you have to replace your iPhone 4s with iPhone 5. You should be lucky that your girlfriend doesn’t have the same idea.

Thirty-five, the mother is very angry with her daughter. This is the modern youth! she said to her friend. I had a boyfriend when I was 16, but I forgot my mother’s 32nd birthday!

Thirty-six. I am obsessed with loving you. I have a fever thinking about you. When I see you, your face turns red and my heart beats. I can’t help but dream about you. Please don’t run away. I want to hug you so much! ah! Money, it’s a joke, don’t care!

One day, the cow posed a problem to the donkey, asking which of the two bugs under the word Stupid was male and which was female. The donkey racked his brains, but still couldn't answer. The cow scolded: What a stupid ass, men are on the left and women are on the right!

Thirty-seven. I have always been by your side and worried about you again and again. Have you had enough to eat today? Sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I've always known that you just can't take care of yourself. Whenever I walk away, you jump out of the pig pen!

Thirty-eight, life is a long road, who can take a few steps forward! The family needs to be taken care of, and the lover must also find a place! There is a cook at home, a kind-hearted person outside, and a good-looking person sitting across the table. There is someone I miss in the distance! Keep two, keep one, and develop three, four, five, six, seven!

39. The child is thinking about issues related to heredity and environment. The mother interjected: This question is very simple. Everyone knows that if a child is like his father, it is genetic; if he is like his neighbor, it is environment. 1. God gave me a treasure basin, and it will become whatever I want. I accidentally thought about you once, and it transformed into you; I couldn't stop thinking about it, and it kept changing, and finally the whole house was filled with you! I am worried: How can I feed so many little mice?

Forty. There is such a funny scene: Mr. Huang was walking to the station with his son. When he saw a No. 8 bus coming into the bus station in the distance, he immediately shouted to his son beside him: Huang Jun, run quickly. , Route 8 is coming!

41. Before a monkey eats peanuts, he has to stuff them into his butt and then take them out to eat. The administrator explained: Someone once fed it a peach, but the peach core could not be pulled out. The monkey was frightened. Now it must be measured before eating.

42. The silent longing is deep. Silent blessings are the most true. I miss you silently and it’s hard to leave. Silent concern will always be in my heart. Silently waiting to meet you. Silently I miss you too deeply, too deeply. ．

Forty-three. A woman was walking at night when she suddenly saw a man walking towards her with open arms, making a hug, and then stepped forward and kicked her. The man fell to the ground and cried loudly, saying: It’s the third piece of cake. Oh, who did I offend? Is it so difficult to bring a piece of glass home?