He is a celebrity around Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty, but he is famous for telling jokes.

Some time ago, Joker Xue made a lot of noise, so I won't comment on the entertainment circle here. However, it reminds people of an ancient man who wrote a good joke, which not only made him famous, but also left his mark in history. This man is Dong Fangshuo, a famous writer and politician, the first man in the Han Dynasty.

It is said that when Dong Fangshuo was a teenager, he was still ambitious. He studied books, swords and the art of war, as the case may be, to prepare for the amphibious development of movies and songs. By the age of twenty-two, he has grown to nine feet three inches tall, and looks like a jade crown, which is the image of the first hero in the standard idol drama. So he submitted a confident recommendation letter to Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty: "I am Dong Fangshuo, a handsome guy. I'm beautiful and predictable. I am braver than Meng Ben, more agile than Qing Ji, more honest than Bao Shuchang, and more upright than Wei Sheng. With my talent, I can definitely be the first hero. "

Alas, who knew that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty did not like idol dramas, but he liked comedies. He ignored Dong Fangshuo, but called a group of dwarfs to amuse him. This Dong Fangshuo quit and threatened to kill all these dwarfs. This finally caught the attention of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, summoned him personally and asked him if he had any enmity with the dwarf. As a result, Dong Fangshuo said confidently, "A dwarf is only three feet tall. I am more than nine feet tall, but the entrance fee is a generation of corn, 240 yuan. This way, a dwarf can survive, and I will starve to death. If you think what I said is wrong, I'll go back to my hometown at once and stop wandering. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty probably hasn't heard the jokes of this novel. He smiled and immediately sealed Dong Fangshuo's letter.

Although Dong Fangshuo has entered the cast, he can only play some small roles. Emperor Doby was very happy, which made Dong Fangshuo feel unwilling and decided to perform for himself. So on a hot afternoon, the staff distributed lunch boxes. After waiting for a long time, the officials who divided the meat in Dong Fangshuo were impatient. They drew their swords directly, cut the meat and packed it home, and took it out of the buffet to eat the box lunch of the crew.

However, the buffet cannot be taken out. After all, Dong Fangshuo is in trouble. The next day, he was called by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty to report his work in public. Dong Fangshuo, who is also a bachelor, said without thinking: "Dong Fangshuo and Dong Fangshuo, how rude it is to cut their meat without waiting for the imperial edict;" How brave it is to draw a sword and cut meat; How honest it is to cut so little; I took all the meat home and gave it to my wife. How affectionate. " This passage is very much to the taste of Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty. He just smiled. He not only forgave Dong Fangshuo his sins, but also gave him 100 Jin of meat to take home to his wife.

Since then, Dong Fangshuo has become a famous story in history. There is a small burden in this joke, that is, Dong Fangshuo calls his wife Jing Jun, while Jing Jun is actually the wife of a warlord. At this time, Dong Fangshuo is humble and just a jester for fun, but when he compares himself to a vassal, how many people can understand him?