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Where is Love
Author: Needle Eye
1. Is an affair a kind of pain?
Update time 2007-6-17 22:49:00 Word count: 562
Disclaimer in advance that the following is a repost, the original post is from Sohu.
Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, Sun Wukong, Sha Seng and his disciples encountered all kinds of romantic encounters on their way to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, including real women, fake beauties, and those who wanted to marry their master. , there are goblins who change their ways to do evil, some are teasing them, and some are sincere... More importantly, the romantic encounters test this group of special men. It would be easier if they were all lay disciples; But it is precisely their different personalities, different origins, hormone levels, tastes, wills and morals that lead to so many versions of romance stories, farces and even jokes.
Among the masters and disciples, the one with the most distinctive attitude when it comes to romantic encounters is Lao Zhu. In one word: happiness. In fact, this is also the instinctive reaction of ordinary people. Anyone who comes will not refuse to accept the order. Tang Seng's reaction was another extreme: bitter! His life is miserable, he can't eat delicious food, and he can't afford fun things. From this perspective, Zhu Bajie lives a more chic life than him.
The problem is that the old pig often makes jokes and pokes fun at you, but instead gets played by fairies. He loses his principles, responsibility and even basic IQ in front of women and romantic encounters. In his opinion, sows also have double eyelids and are open to all kinds of things. , great appetite. In this sense, he failed again. What about Goku? He is relatively calm. In the past, domestic heroes generally did not approach women, so he was immune to sexual encounters and hated them very much.
It seems that men have three typical feelings when it comes to romantic encounters: the "pain" of Zhu Bajie's pleasure, the painful "pain" of Tang Monk, and the "pain" of Sun Wukong's hatred. Men who have an affair usually go through these "three stages" of their mental journey.
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