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A scholar teaches his son (script-actor: son-; Guest-; Scholar-; Narrator: There was a poor scholar who gave birth to a son, but he was stupid. Because he only has this child, he still expects to make a name for himself in his family. On one occasion, several distant friends came to visit him, and he quickly sharpened his gun and took his son away from him. The scholar who was called to the outside study said, "When the guests come, you should behave yourself and be knowledgeable. If the guest asks about the tree in front of the door, you can. Answer: if the year is not good, it will be sold. Son: (repeated many times) The scholar was sold when the year was not good: If the guest asks about the rockery behind the house, you: Just say that the war is in chaos and the land is safe. Son. Over and over again, the soldiers are in a state of chaos and have long been buried in the soil (scholar: if people go to see the food in the warehouse, tell them. Said: These are sons earned by parents: (repeated many times) These are sons earned by parents. Zheng Xiucai: If others see the scholar certificate on the wall, you must answer like this: Nothing unusual, as it is in every family. Sons have been born for generations: (repeated many times) Nothing unusual, our family. Every generation has a narrator: he tells his son not to do anything these days and memorize what he has taught. Here comes the guest. Scholars are scholars. In order to let his son show his talents, he deliberately did not come forward. Let him receive guests alone? Guest: (after entering the door) Where did your father go? " Son: "Sell it when the years are bad"? Guest: (surprised) "Where's your mother?" . Son: "The soldiers were in a panic, and they were buried in the soil long ago. Guest: (seeing the child say something irrelevant, pointing to a pile of cow dung and sighing) "Hey, it's not small, but". Cherish is shit. " Son: "These are all guests earned by my parents: (No way)" You are the son of a scholar's family! ? Son? How silly. Son: "Nothing unusual. Every generation in our family has one."