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Why did Li Heilong quit the royal family?

Because of the power struggle within the royal family.

There must be several theories about Li Heilong's withdrawal from the royal family. Let's take a look at the views of different stakeholders on this matter.

One is the story of my brother, the other is the story of the royal family, and the other is the story of Mr. Li.

Li Heilong used to be Mr. Li's man. He and Mr. Li have been together for more than a year. At the same time, he is a godsend for Mr. Li to become sworn brothers. Let's see what Mr. Li said about his leaving Li Heilong.

The following is the full text of Mr. Li's speech

Li Heilong in the hearts of fans

Li Heilong's younger brother wrote some inside stories about Li Heilong's departure:

I haven't spoken for a long time. Now let's talk about the status quo of the royal family. I believe the legend of Chu and Han is familiar to everyone. Li Heilong was a gift from Han Xin, and Liu Bang became suspicious of Han Xin at the instigation of his wife and relatives. Go astray step by step, and finally kill him in partnership! Can a woman (beggar) who can call someone's father online be a simple person? Why did he call dad? Who will call someone dad if they have no money and no name online? Think about it! Also, when you were the CEO of media, you hung up when you were not online all day. In order to collect your fans and stabilize your beggars' corps, you also have a fan base and a private post bar. As long as the black dragon leads a dozen, you should seize the opportunity to broadcast live. Why are you so obvious?

Do you have royal interests in mind? When you turned 70, you got the support from your heart (several managers) and got VP. How many vests did you personally put on your brothers? It is a one-time batch in the background. What are you doing when the boss is not on the channel? At that time, only a few Huangma people kept giving members to their brothers one by one for several hours. When he is tired, he will let others take turns to help him change shifts, just to let his brothers have clothes to wear. What about you and sex? You are the vice president. Sex is Huang Ma. What are you two doing? You two pay attention to channel 70 to pull your brothers to the Beggars' Guild, saying that you should join the Beggars' Guild and join the Beggars' fan base and go straight to Pink Horse. Brothers, did you do the right thing? Some brothers are still white horses and don't even have their own vests, but you are giving brothers who already have vests a so-called fan vest. Can you win the trust of the royal family? You hurt us again and again, pretending to be innocent and pathetic. Is it a small mistake for you?

Don't you have any intention? Beggar, if you don't have that Jin Gangzuan, don't take that porcelain job. It's not good to raise you in Kai Zi. Are you not satisfied that half of the millions have been recharged to you? It's not easy for you to have money and want to seize power. I really admire how big your heart is! ! ! There is also a woman who is entangled with a man who is 20 years older than him, and that man has a wife and children at home, and that man's children are only a few years younger than that woman. I wonder if you are not interested in that person's money, power and popularity on the Internet, and will you donate blood voluntarily? It is also possible that A blood is long gone! Moreover, the man also entrusted the power to this woman (putrid) to tell the media what to do every day. What have you done for the media, for the royal family and for your brothers? No black dragon has repeatedly told his brothers that no one should scold Lan Meiqi for me. She is a little girl and has no brains. Don't be angry with those words. Call the boss when you see him! This is all supported by the black dragon, or you will be sprayed by your fucking brothers. How did your brothers scold you before you hooked up with your boss? Have you forgotten?

Do you think it's cruel to be provoked by some people and think that the black dragon ordered us to scold you and then come out and say good things about you? I don't know if you have been used or planned for a long time. In order to get back at your brothers for scolding you, you have always held a grudge, which gradually contributed to today's situation! Ask yourself, are you worthy of the royal family and those beggars? You keep saying it's good for the royal family, but how do you do it? The black dragon didn't do anything wrong to you for the sake of the overall situation and the royal family, but you, hehe, have been looking forward to this day for a long time and succeeded you. What makes you happy is that when the royal family is in trouble, when the boss is treating the depression of the disease, you beg and have sex, and actually give up everything in the media to travel online. Who is supporting this royal family? Who is maintaining the royal family with his savings and the blue diamond brush gifts exchanged every month? You have successfully squeezed the Black Dragon out today, but do you think those brothers in the media care about you? Where are you when they need warmth and care?

When you are depressed, you are snickering and gloating! Let me tell you a story that many brothers may have seen. At that time, several brothers in the team were scolded by Yan Yun and the demolition in the 5080 pig egg live broadcast room, and the anchor didn't take off his vest. You panicked. You usually talk privately about the black dragon and ask it to help it. When I went there, I heard Yan Yun scold the Royal Black Dragon without waiting for anything. Later, I took off my vest, and then Yan Yun got off the black dragon alone, and then you are usually yellow. Ma, even if you don't say anything, at least this is a private matter for F2 Yanyun. You usually pour out words and say to Yan Yun in a low voice, "Yan Yun, don't scold, let's go to the channel below." I was chilling at that time. You usually call Li Heilong here, but you can still see jokes. Are you human? All the royal brothers present at that time had a purpose. See, it's just premeditated, with a picture and the truth. When I said this, my brothers knew when they began to suppress Li Heilong. I asked Pig Egg why he got off Li Heilong's vest. After all, the relationship was so good before, and we met at the royal annual meeting. Who knows that pig egg said something I don't believe? He said that a beggar told him to take off Li Heilong's vest, but Li Heilong was the only one who took it off, but it was made of people. Things? Get what you want by hook or by crook (I'm not afraid of others knowing who I am. If I lie, Ray will kill me. There are screenshots below). You are usually a smiling tiger who pretends to be good all day. Who do you think you are?

Beggar, you are not a good thing. You beat everyone in front of the royal family for personal gain. What's your motivation? No wonder you were so close to those anchors and managers who were dismantled at that time. It turns out that you were bought by hanging Kai Zi's gender. You are mighty, powerful, awesome and domineering. The royal family and you mud are not far from the "yellow". You successfully discredited and crowded Li Heilong, the first hero of the royal family, to regain your position. Do you think going out and paying for an anchor can give you face? Do you think fighting can gather tens of thousands of people? Do you think you can treat all the brothers in the royal family as fools and brainwash them at will? Life is the royal family and death is the soul of the royal family. Are these souls given to us through your rendering? Why are they all God-given bosses of the Black Dragon so respected? You should also think about the time when the Black Dragon returned to 67 19 and held the God-given boss like a grandson in front of many people, or when the Black Dragon always regarded boss as a god-like person outside. Only in this way can all the royal families respect God-given. Think about who said the Black Dragon embezzled money, what they said and what they got. I advise you not to treat your brother as a fool, not a fool. What I don't want to leave is that you have made the royal family like this. See how you lead the former fighters of the Black Dragon Club. People's hearts are all meat. I'm not afraid of hacking you to death when I'm tired. There are some things that the black dragon doesn't tell his brothers, for fear that they will kill you. They have been very patient and have been saving face for you. Don't push your luck Be careful, there's really nothing we can do!

Soldiers who have followed the Black Dragon think about who can really bring you sincerity and happiness with the Black Dragon! You want to make things worse now, so why don't you stick to it? Your minister must die. In order to rally people's hearts, you said that Li Heilong did this and Li Heilong did that. To achieve your goal, you are cruel and vicious. You framed the black dragon first, or I wouldn't have published this article. A brother who saw the truth in Weibo said a lyric in front of many people: If you have planned it for a long time, why don't you just say it! The royal family is a godsend of the royal family. The cliff calls your name. I knew my old brothers would spray me. Royal brothers have a bad temper. Who do you love? Can you call out my boss's name? This is what the black dragon once said in front of many people. Now that you are my former boss, I won't call you boss anymore. You said you haven't changed? You really haven't changed? You abandoned your brother for a woman. Every time you surf the internet, you won't leave anything behind. Are you in a hurry to sleep with a bitch? In fact, you have been brainwashed by your family. Beggars call you dad after all. She's your daughter. You didn't say anything to him. Li Heilong is an outsider in your eyes. He did a good job. You also think that the person who opposes you will be wrong to him sooner or later. Actually, you think of him as your dog. Before that, you tried many times to get Li Heilong to tell me how important I am in public. Brother Long is mighty. Aren't I the one who fucked the black dragon? You made your attitude clear in advance. This must be the plan you discussed with that bitch. As for that bitch who flew to see you that day, didn't he stay with you in advance? It's ridiculous to treat everyone else as a brainless person. Really, if you want to consider the consequences, it's not that I brag about YY. No one can lead the royal soldiers to fight for the royal family instead of Li Heilong. You are a loser. Do you understand what you've always said about brothers and royalty? Are you really doing this for the brothers?

Revealing the inside story of Li Heilong's withdrawal from the royal family, the following article was written by a royal fan:

The soul of the royal army cannot stand. Recently, the royal media has made a lot of noise, and the evil wolf is getting higher and higher. Who started it and who is behind it? As we all know, the royal media has been at the forefront recently, and people who don't know the truth have been brainwashed and provoked. How to care about those who leave the royal media? Royal Media is a soy sauce promotion agency under the Royal Entertainment Platform. Li Heilong was promoted by the Royal God of War last year, but a year later, it caused great ups and downs in the royal media? Are you letting the god of war look down on you, or are you chilling everyone?

Royal Media, led by dozens of beggars' soy sauce groups, has gradually developed and even become the overlord today. In your mouth, the beggar became a girl who seized power. Do you think people can get by without conscience? At the beginning of its establishment, beggars and Jie Jun were duty-bound to lend a helping hand. They usually take their friends from Jie Jun's motorcade to the major live broadcast rooms to brush gifts and collect people. Their hard work and hard work have brought today's brilliant royal motorcade, but in your mouth, they are conspirators to seize power. What did you do for the royal family? Is the development of the royal family today inseparable from their help? Last time, a member of the royal family dug an anchor to get the treatment of the Black Dragon (according to the royal family, anyone who digs an anchor can go to Li Heilong for treatment). Li Heilong said, wait. He went out to look for presents and said that all the money had been given to Li Heilong. You went to his place, and then you went to Li Heilong. Li Heilong said there was no welfare, and then he posted a post on the Post Bar. Li Heilong flew into a rage after seeing it, and debugged the royal media to resume attacking the Royal Post Bar. Try to attack it.

Why didn't you dare to talk about the anchor welfare in front of everyone, but you cried "Post Bar" to attack you, and Li Tianlong also cried "Post Bar is abolished". How can you not even guarantee the welfare of your members? Li Heilong, where did you spend all the money you got from God? God-given, nearly 60w RMB is invested in Royal Media every moonlight (not including brushing gifts). Where did you send the blue bricks extracted by media ow? Live broadcast every day, saying that you are watching the royal media, God is not there, and others are not. You said that you have been sending money yourself since last year, and God didn't give you money? Not too dark, but also dark! The last time you posted it, you took the opportunity to be a godsend. You don't think being a media leader can satisfy you. You do everything you can to get rid of beggars, ordinary people, Jie Jun and sex people, and you still talk about how they are doing in the live broadcast room. People think that the media can't make trouble with you like this, so they silently endure the pain and don't participate in media affairs, but they didn't scold you in the live broadcast room, let alone pull the royal family in the live broadcast room, and Li Heilong, you were in the media.

You also changed the password with the number 67 19 ow. Beggars don't participate in the media for stability. After all, this is the royal family. For the sake of the royal family, even if I paid all the beggars, I wouldn't say much, let alone cry, or shout what I paid and got! And you, Li Heilong, this hacking incident, the management asked you something, but you couldn't bear it, saying that you would be forced to leave your job, and you were still forbidden to send news about your resignation. What are you afraid of? The supervisor asked you something. Are you guilty? People tell you that you have a guilty conscience and shout out of the royal family, which attracts everyone's attention What comes out of your mouth is that the executives forced you to go, and God didn't give you money. You want to quit the royal family without any explanation. What are you afraid of? You can't even wait until God asks you the time the next day. Immediately after the compulsory termination of the contract that night, set up a trade union? In the live broadcast, I said that the royal family is sorry for you and the royal family is sorry for you. You are doing the whole thing. Who's sorry for you?

Royal executives are still trying to owe you money, and you are forced to cancel the contract, saying that you can't wait for God to discuss it. Then who's afraid? What are you afraid of? Afraid of being asked by God what you did? Afraid of a godsend audit? After all, you exposed your true colors, built a trade union and pulled the royal family. Is this what you call royalty? Once you leave the royal family, you won't play hello? Now, after you leave the royal family, you not only set up trade unions, but also dig cocktail parties, attract people, and even publicize this conspiracy theory everywhere! ! ! The royal media can't live without the president for a day. It is a godsend to invite beggars back in time to take charge of the overall situation. Beggars are also allowed to forget the past. The beggar is just a little girl, who may get married at the end of the year and has long since faded out of everyone's sight. This time, seeing the royal family in such a mess is also doing its best, and it has become an image of power and profit in Li Heilong's mouth. What can beggars and sex get in the media? Brother Sex spent hundreds of millions on the Internet. What can the media give him? They all want to do good for the media, stabilize the media and provoke this great task. But what are the intentions of those who left with Li Heilong? During the soy sauce time of Yaqi Media, you abused your power and ran amok. Is this your so-called home? This is what you call revenge? When you leave, leave. Why do you call people Yaqi and make them cry? You are so fucking human!

When you left, the royal family didn't scold you, but you importuned and cursed. Is this what you call revenge? Li Heilong Party, your words and deeds will be rewarded sooner or later! Our vast royal family will remember your viciousness this time! Royal Media is a soy sauce promotion agency under Royal Entertainment! It is our unshirkable responsibility for the royal media to leave good brothers and friends and safeguard the mountains and rivers laid by the royal family. I hope that the majority of parliamentarians, tourists and friends will recognize the facts and cooperate with the royal high-level officials to deal with the current situation. Don't be fooled by the political parties in Li Heilong. In a network, have fun, have fun, and don't be shot! Remember, remember!