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Who is the' Moxibustion Elder'? Dance? Who is the leader?

Moxibustion dance is a figure in the ultimate class, the ultimate family. Aaron plays the full name of moxibustion dance (the leader of iron time and space). Aaron plays 17-year-old iron time and space leader. Leader's power surname: Moxibustion (Jiusan) [homophonic with Nine] Tuo (big four) [homophonic with Big] Pei (Zhang Sansheng) [homophonic with Long] Ju (old three) [homophonic with Old]. But it is a pity that the excessive development of juvenile's powers and the need to maintain the protective magnetic field in time and space lead to his poor physical condition and frequent dizziness. My character is love to eat. Brother Xiong's horror dishes are his favorite. He likes to tell cold jokes on inappropriate occasions and always rides a motorcycle handsomely. Superpower: His power can supply the protective magnetic field of all-iron space-time. As long as he is around, the protective magnetic field will not be destroyed, but if he is injured, the protective magnetic field may have loopholes, which gives the devil an opportunity. Ability index Power index: 40,000 points or more Exclusive position: White leader's enemy-making skills: Nine steps to steal the ghost hand's exclusive power: connecting the space-time power to protect the magnetic field belongs to space-time: the original power walker of iron space-time rain will change his appearance. Episode 29 Debut Episode 30 Episode 3 1 Episode 35 Episode 36 Episode 37 Episode 38 Episode 42 Episode 43 Episode 44 Episode 45 Episode 47 Episode 49 Episode 50 Episode 5/kloc-0 Episode 52 Episode 53 Episode 54 Episode 55] Funny Quotations 1 Summer Yu Xia is discussing the leader's They were both called. Others asked everyone to join us. 2. Leadership: My full name of power is moxibustion, big moxibustion and dance. In front of muggles. You can call me moxibustion dance. Yu Xia: How dare you say that? That's rude. Summer: Yes. If you call it that, will it make people feel that 92 and 98 are not together? 3 (D.C.W is discussing the leader who has never been masked) Leader: OK. You all saw my true colors. Rest assured. I won't kill people like you said. I ride a motorcycle, but my people don't. But ... D.C.W will hurt his eyes today ... (Everyone is surprised) Leader: I'm joking ... (Crows fly by) 4 Xia Liu: Leader, I don't know if I'm full ... Leader: I don't think I'm full, Xia Liu. As you know, young people are developing and will eat more. Brother Xiong, I can have another bowl ... duck feet, crab feet, pig's trotters, pickles, sand tea, braised miso noodles ... it sounds like iron legs. Leader: When you have abolished your power ... your father's position is ... Dead: ... Why do you suddenly ask this question? Leader: No, as the saying goes, a true gentleman who reads chess without saying a word will never return to a true man. Dead man: Wow, this sentence is really profound ... It's just that the leader ... has a small qualification and is very boring ... I don't know what the leader means ... Leader: No, I just happened to think of this idiom ... 6 Dead man: Yes, his goal is to make my father, a demon on earth, do bad things all his life. Leader: your big head ghost, his goal is not to die: this ... if not me, who would I be? This magic word means to return, which should be whether ... (Leader nods sideways) Leader: OK ... I think his goal is to die like this: Dad is really a thief led by him (making a stop gesture) OK, let's not talk about it. Save some more for the next scene, so that the writers can mix more. League leader: (turning to stare at summer) Grandpa: No, you told us to go back to summer twice. Summer: I ... Leader: The extremely cloudy day of the eclipse in nine planets is really serious. My energy will always be exhausted, and the energy of the magnet will not be enough. So in the summer (sighing, then laughing), you may be invited to work with me again. Everyone: ... (Laughter with relief) Summer: Working in shifts. Oh, yes, I'm not very good at reading anyway. Working in shifts is good. Summer: It's time for the leaders to change shifts. Can you hold on? (Seriously) Leader: Half a dozen, only half a life left, just like you. Summer: (dumbfounded) When do you want to pick up girls again? At this time, the little nurse whistled and had an injection in summer. The leader smiled and said, I'm kidding. I'm still walking around with only half a life left (in Taiwanese). That's not death. It's a pleasure to complain. Do you understand ~ ~ I was stabbed by a nurse in the summer and shouted that I don't understand. You ... tell me later. Leader: I knew you didn't know the No.9 soldier Lan Ling: ... You are very lucky. Leader (laughing and tearing up a bag of potato chips): In summer, I'll talk to you alone. Summer: Me? The leader got up with potato chips on his back and went upstairs with summer. Xia Mei: Little Light Light, let's talk alone. Grandpa: So ... I ... Why did they all leave? (Watching several people leave) Leaders and rooms from summer to summer. Summer: "Please sit here!" What happened? "Leader:" In fact, I think that after the ups and downs these days, we have a feeling that life is still the same. "But there are some things I always find hard to say!" (Slowly approaching the summer) (Doubt) Summer: "You're welcome, leader, just say what you have!" (Laughter) Leader: "It will be easier to talk in bed!" Summer: "In bed?" Summer: "Leader, you don't want to tell me that you are in love with me, do you?" Um ... I ... Hehe, I respect your choice! Although you are the leader, I don't love boys! "Leader:" Oh? Do not love boys? Really? "Summer:" Yes! "Leader:" Really? (Put your index finger next to your nose in summer and snap your fingers) Leader: "I just want to make sure! ""(in shock) Summer: "Oh ... Oh, hehe! "Leader:" I am in shock, just kidding! " "(summer helpless) leader:" just wait a minute. What I said is a bit serious (compared with it), so relax! " (speechless) Summer: "Oh, leadership, but not very funny. "Leader: Really? But I think it's not bad Forget it, it's been almost three days since the magnet was attached. Do you feel any special changes in your body? It's still weird Xia: Nothing strange, except that the leader just wants to flirt with me ... 10: Leader, this is the safest way we have found so far to get you into the titanium coffin of a dead man's head, and it can also destroy your magic, but it may take some time for you to forgive my subordinates for overstepping their authority and offending me. (Laughter): Stop talking about it. You should be sorry. Maybe if I come out, I will become a zombie (making zombie gestures) (cold ... everyone is speechless) 1 1 leader: (heavy) In that case, we will really become a pair of obsessed Milu Milu brothers in steel time and space ... suddenly stand up: Milu Milu, Milu, Milu. Crows fly over ... Summer: (giggle) Hehe, what a big lump. Leader of 12: I have heard a prediction that whenever there is chaos in time and space, Fire angel will come out to destroy it. Summer: (wondering) Wonton ... Is it Wonton? Leader: Come on, it's that wonton, isn't it ... it's that mess, not that wonton. 13 Bi: Then why can't Hu Yanjie, the head of the company, go with us? Leader: Please, of course you have to stay and protect everyone. And in case, if the three of us really do that, you should also leave the traditional excellent DNA to carry on the family line. You: (Khan) Introduction to Aaron Real name: Wu (affiliated group: the most popular men's team in Asia/the strongest men's team in Taiwan Province Province-Fahrenheit) Nickname: Abu English name: Aaron (official) (used for Aaron's signature) Birthday: 1 985/1120 (. 77cm (Education: Nong Yu Primary School-Hongdao Junior High School-Chengyuan High School-Department of Journalism, Cultural University, transferred to Wen Jing University of Science and Technology, applied English language: Mandarin, English, Japanese, Taiwanese hobbies: playing basketball, dancing, singing, making friends, funny personality: changeable, but mostly talkative, but easy to get along with, and occasionally like to tell cold jokes (cold jokes rank second in Taiwan Province Province). Song and dance, violin (learned), guitar (mentioned in the special plan of the ultimate class) Fan nicknames: Pudding is the most recognized fan nickname, and Aaron also calls his fans Pudding) Favorite group: Shin band's favorite actor in May: Jackie Chan's favorite Andy Lau actress: Angelina Jolie's favorite Ariel Lin female singer: Jolin Tsai, Fish Leong (Aaron expressed great admiration for Jolin Tsai's professionalism) Favorite male singer:. ) the most annoying animals: frogs, bullfrogs and insects want to go: Venice, a water city (I heard that it will be flooded soon) Favorite music types: soul music, rock, pop, R &;; B, hard, what jazz likes best: something with a heart (it's happier to receive a charity note from a fan than a gift). Favorite color: white, black, blue and green (Aaron once said: white, clean color. He likes cleanliness. What impressed you the most was the heartbreaking love experience of the first love scene "Thunderbolt MIT": I talked about several times of love: haha ~ quite many times ... dream: the future I am going now will realize my dream! What I want to say to my family: each of you is very loving and lovely ~ each of you should take care of yourself ~ be healthy every day! ! ! Really! ! ! Wherever you go, my heart is connected with you! ! ! Pet: The name is "Sister". (Red poodle) Contact information: What should I give you (preferably no gift)? Agency address: 1 10 Aaron (Receiving) Records Company Address: Section 2, Jianguo North Road, Xinyi District, Taipei 138. During the program, it is my birthday. I didn't expect everyone to remember that after the recording, the fans bought me a lot of things at the door, and I really didn't know what to say at that moment. Three solo songs: Wandering Alone, Love You or Not, Tiamo (along with Liu Liyang) and You Along the Way (solo in concert).