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There are so many people watching me waiting for you to fall. Even if I try my best, I can’t lose.
1. Immortal animals that bleed seven days a month, what reason do you have for not being strong?
2. It’s okay to call me rubbish, but only if you are better than me, otherwise you will not even be as good as rubbish.
3. If you can’t keep something, throw it away as hard as you can. It might bounce back after hitting something.
4. I don’t want things that don’t belong to me, and I don’t care about things that are not given to me sincerely.
5. Those who have my heart will compare their hearts to their hearts, and those who have my heart will exchange truth for truth.
6. When you find a man peeking at you, you automatically turn on the show-off mode, and then you find that you are overthinking it.
7. "What is the power of mathematics?" "I can't understand the answer after copying it!" "What is the power of language?" "I don't want to copy it after reading the answer!"
8 .The most venomous sentence I have ever heard: My eyes are bigger than your breasts!
9. You were in my heart when you were thin, but later you became fat and you were stuck in there and couldn’t get out.
10. There are so many people watching me and waiting for me to fall. I can’t lose even if I try my best.
11. A person who I have always hated suddenly said that he likes me, and I suddenly no longer hate him, because I cannot hate a discerning person.
12. Don’t explain yourself to anyone. People who love you won’t mind, but people who hate you won’t believe it.
13. Think about how much you looked down on 60 points back then. What a stupid idea this was.
14. If you can chew up feelings and swallow them, you are the king.
15. Man, the first half of your life is about love, and the second half is about family affection, and all the interludes are extramarital affairs
16. The kind of person who slaps me and gives me a candy, I really don't want it.
17. Adolescent love is like opium, with countless Lin Zexu standing behind it.
18. I won’t say good night to you, I want to lie in the same bed with you.
19. Those who insist on leaving don’t have to stay anymore, just say one more word.
20. Although I am weak, when my small universe explodes, I can easily lift the earth... instrument. I tried my best to say it was okay, but the pain was so obvious - sad mood phrases
You have become so strange that I almost don’t recognize you and suddenly feel very scared
After seeing you two Along the way, I feel that my love for you is far less than her love for you.
, I have been dictating your name, will one day come. Your name appears in my homework
I will die again and again to prove that life is endless
We become strangers, impossible/most changeable Nothing to say, passing by
Why, even now, you still can't really face yourself.
゛I miss you again and again, but I have forgotten my passionate love.
I am the passerby who forgets you when you turn around, why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting time?
Please don’t leave, at least don’t be so far away from me.
You will never find anyone in this world who loves you more than me
What does not love mean? It means that you love me, but you stand next to me but don’t say a word to me
Now that the story has developed into a me, I still want to have you
Time and again, I have made up my mind to go against everything, push away what I have and bear it alone
╰╮ In fact, being single is good, and you don’t need to explain if you are ambiguous with anyone
So much How can I have the strength to laugh at such a joke?
In this world, only truly happy men can bring real happiness to women.
Regret is an invisible line that spreads infinitely in time.
︵︷﹀︿︷︸The dandelion cedil after taking off; ride on the wind and please fly far away cedil; don’t come back again
The rainy season of seventeen years old, ecstatic eyes, sexy lips, and that charming mustache, that’s you, Congee
Should I continue to love you or give up?
The most cruel thing to me is I don’t think I can accept it when I see my favorite marrying another woman.
To the world, you may be just one person, but to someone, you are the whole world.
You can laugh heartlessly, and you can pretend as if nothing happened, but I can't.
I try my best to say it's okay, but the pain is so obvious
The reason why we fall in love A person often sheds tears because he is in love.
I am chasing a boy, should I keep persisting?
Forgive me for lying, I have only loved you. This is true.
Everyone wants to get love. How many of you can let go?
They (them) all say that you are very good, but I don’t know what is good about you.
〆, slowly, what? I understand but I don’t want to talk about it anymore. 16 and 17 years old
Others laugh at me for being too lewd, but I laugh at others for not being open
I can be happy for several times if I laugh once. If I cry once, I will be depressed for several years
Who said that a man’s heart will not shed tears? How many tears have I not let you see
I am a person who values ??emotions, but I Don't be sentimental.
■ I'm not great, and I won't pretend to be great. You don't have to be together to love someone.
Elva Hsiao is the wrong person, if you calm down. Come and listen, you can sing it into our hearts
In this world, except your mother who loves you the most, no one can surpass your mother’s love
I don’t have a temper, I don’t love I care about you. Because we are all for this "family"
When you fall in love with someone, you also give that person the right to hurt you!
The same thing! Hair style, same face shape, same body, same height. Will I be her replacement?
Looking at your retreating back, my eyes blurred with tears without realizing it.
A person always thinks about random things, endlessly. I used to play hard, but now I play hard
1. I don’t respect anyone, including Jordan, because I want to Victory.
2. Ideals have an extraordinary charm for me.
3. If you hesitate before victory, you will only embrace failure; if you persist in times of difficulty. , often achieve new successes.
4. Be a better person, make sure you know who you are before meeting someone new, and hope that person knows who you are.
5. Fatalism is an excuse for weak people who lack willpower. Romain Rolland
6. Reduce the time you spend living in seclusion and get closer to nature.
7. Don’t underestimate anyone, even the humblest one. They often do things that are unexpected.
8. Don’t sigh for the passing years, but face the time that wants to slip away in a hurry.
9. Our future depends on our goals and the efforts we make to achieve them.
10. In order to illuminate the night sky, the stars stand high in the sky.
11. Like kno/suanming/
15. There are many things that you don’t have to see through, you just need to see them clearly; there are many days when you are confused and lost, you don’t have to be alarmed, you just need to be calm .
16. A man must strengthen himself.
Tang Liqi
17. Keep changing your style of doing things
18. Don’t want to be a decadent and lonely person, so live a refined life, so work happily
19. Only by having the courage to start can you find the way to success.
20. Those who have ambitions will have countless solutions, while those who have no ambitions will only find countless difficulties.
21. How can the danger of climbing a mountain reach the edge of a cliff? How can the brightness of the sea reach the other shore? Keep making progress and keep striving.
22. In fact, people are the same as trees. The more they yearn for the sunshine at high places, the more their roots will stretch into the dark underground.
23. Selflessly pass on your best qualities and best skills to those who need them. This virtue is more eternal than possessing any wealth.
24. Thank the Chinese fans for me. I am proving that I am the best player.
25. Ten years of sharpening the sword and three years of life.
26. A good mood will lead to good scenery, a good vision will lead to good discoveries, and good thinking will lead to good ideas.
27. The wings of the windmill are weathered, lonely and desolate.
28. Don’t easily use the past to measure the happiness and misfortune of life! Everyone's life can bloom beautifully - as long as you cherish it.
29. Life is easy, life is easy, but life is not easy!
30. There is a kind of travel, not for the longing to travel thousands of miles, but for aimless wandering, not for the crowded scenic spots, but for the pleasant street scene. Either go or stop, the principle depends on your mood.
31. The reef stirs up beautiful waves because of its firm belief; youth is exceptionally colorful because of its pursuit of the sublime.
32. In this dimly lit place, why worry about having no friends? If he succeeds in the Ancient Toad Palace in the future, he will definitely have you.
33. If you leave me when I am at my lowest point, please don’t leave me when I am glorious. return.
34. When you are suffocated by pressure, remember that it is precisely because of pressure that carbon turns into a shining diamond
35. The past does not mean future!
36. Bad dreams that are too easy to realize, only dreams that are not so easy to realize, have the value of realization.
37. If you need time, you have to create it yourself. Career is accomplished by hard work, wasteful by play, accomplished by thinking, destroyed by randomness.
38. Simple is effective.
39. In June 20xx, I vowed to take the college entrance examination under my feet!
40. What determines our destiny is not the environment we are in, but whether we have a good mentality.
41. It is better to become a famous brand than to pursue famous brands.
42. Those with strong ambitions are the pillars of fame. Mountain climbing does not end with hardships, but it must reach the peak----(Jin Gehong)
43. Strong confidence can overcome the demons from the heart and produce invincible courage.
44. Just be the first me, not the second person.
45. People, the biggest enemy is always themselves. If you overcome your own shortcomings, you will be a complete winner!
46. Even if you fall a hundred times, you will still be the winner. Stand up one hundred and one times. Zhang Haidi
47. The height reached by stepping on garbage is the same as the height reached by stepping on gold. There are advancements and retreats in life, and you can't lose anything if you lose.
1. The world is so noisy, making silent people look a bit stupid.
2. The twists and turns of fate are just the road, which is not surprising. It requires some courage and patience to think. The state of life is neither silent nor talking in general. The way of life is to carry the heavy weight, find the direction, and do what needs to be done.
3. We always envy others.
You envy my freedom, and I envy your constraints; you envy my car, and I envy your house; you envy my work, and I envy that you always have time to rest every day. Perhaps we are all farsighted and always live in looking up to others; perhaps we are all shortsighted and often ignore the happiness around us.
4. It’s not about how much a person has, but how much a person can give you; it’s not about how good a person is, but how good he is to you.
5. Don’t be cheap, don’t pay at will, and don’t cater to others wishfully. The circles are different, so there is no need to forcefully integrate.
6. Why do you have to fall in love if you like someone? Because how can you only be willing to be friends if you like someone?
7. I am so negative late at night that I doubt my life, but during the day I can live like a fool and smile; maybe: this is life.
8. The greatest joy in life is that everything is possible before the answer is officially revealed. Cai Kangyong
9. The world is dark, what’s the use of being white alone?
10. Life requires some self-encouragement. No matter when, you must have some faith and confidence. Life is indispensable for crying and laughing. The green mountains and green waters are still there, but people come and go differently. You have to learn to get used to it and learn to be open-minded. The peace in your heart is the most real scenery in life.
11. For the rest of my life, the wind and snow will be you, the plainness will be you, the poverty will be you, the glory will be you, the tenderness in my heart will be you, and wherever my eyes will go, I will also be you.
12. The maturity of any soul must go through the baptism and tempering of loneliness.
13. When the wind and rain of life hit you mercilessly, women should stop at the rainbow after the wind and rain. Don’t blindly immerse yourself in the harm caused by the wind and rain. Let the beautiful rainbow guide your thoughts more. Brave, happy, calm and powerful.
14. You have to understand that not everyone will like you, accommodate you, or love you. You also need to know that it is not that the whole world hates you, ignores you, or does not cherish you. You just want to be the best version of yourself, and those who love you will still love you. Those who don't love you will still dislike you even if you become a flower.
15. Make your circle smaller, slow down your speech, relax your mind, and make your life simple.
16. Those who have been deleted will not be added a second time, and those who have left will not be given a second look.
17. It seems that after waiting for a hundred years, I suddenly understand that even if we meet again and perform maturely, it is better not to see each other.
18. There are advancements and retreats in life, and you can’t lose your mood even if you lose.
19. You insist on being brave in your mouth, but the tears in your eyes are surrendering. I can deceive others, but I can’t deceive myself. It turns out that I am not that strong.
20. Don’t think of yourself as too great. You must know that in other people’s world, no matter how well you do, you are just a supporting role.
21. Several years later, when I look back on the confusion and persistence I felt when I was young, I may not be able to remember the reasons. Youth is what makes you smile openly, but also gives you inexplicable pain.
22. Have the courage to accept your own failures and tell yourself that this is your reality. Maybe it is not the place where you should show your strength. Let yourself go to the aspect that is most suitable for you to fight! Bravely accepting your own failures will make your mentality calmer and calmer, keep you focused, and free and soothe your soul.
23. A person must be crazy once in his life, whether it is for a heart, a love, a journey, or a dream.
24. Life is a long road, why bother seeking common ground. All roads lead to Rome, and the opposite direction leads to the opposite direction. The sun rises and sets, the moon waxes and wanes, and everything is impermanent. There are always some bumps in the road of life, and the taste of life is always a bit bitter. There are some things that you can't do anything about, so just let them be. Some people, you can't force them, so just laugh them off. There are some roads that you can't avoid, so just let them go. There is no hesitation, it makes some sense, but it doesn’t make sense, so why bother to defend it. Different people lead different paths, and it is beautiful when flowers bloom in a variety of colors.
25. Liking you is my own business, I will only keep it in my heart.
26. Happiness is divided into two types, one is visible happiness, and the other is invisible happiness. The former is a material sense, and the latter is a spiritual feeling. The kind of happiness you choose determines the kind of life you will have.
27. If you firmly believe that you are the best, then you are the smartest.
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