Funny sentences for singles on Valentine's Day

Funny quotes for singles on Valentine's Day

1) A true warrior must dare to look at beautiful girls and face the bleak single life;

2) I am single. Proudly, I save rubber for my motherland. I am single, I am shameful, I am wasting paper for the country.

3) Before comrades work hard, the revolution must still succeed.

4) Chopin, if you can bring out the sadness of labor and management, labor and management will give you one dollar.

5) If two people are together for a long time, it is also romantic to stare at each other.

6) The person who will marry me in the future: I don’t know who you are dating now.

7) The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am invisible, you are online, you are online, but I am invisible.

9) I liked you when you were plump, but why are you so thin now? I feel so embarrassed, Oh, my wallet!

10) Sister is not the Mona Lisa, no Will smile for everyone.

Funny quotes from singles

1) I want people all over the world to know that I am very low-key.

2) My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hillside.

3) My heart is not a bus, where you can sit down whenever there is space.

4) Others laugh at me for being too lewd, but I laugh at others for not being open-minded.

5) People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and the beautiful scenery brought by their mistakes along the way.

6) Life is like rape. Since you can’t get rid of it, you might as well enjoy it.

7) I have been obsessed with you for a long time, and I am a bit narcissistic!

8) I feel relieved knowing that you are not doing well.

9) Even if you already have an owner, I will still take over.

10) There are thousands of men in the world, and it’s really not possible to change them every day.

11) Why didn’t you use your face to study body armor?

12) It doesn’t matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get wet.

13) I said I was the director and she slept with me. The next day, I said I was a cartoon director and she cried.

14) Listening to you speak, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously!

15) You are not the traffic policeman in my head and have no right to interfere with my direction.

16) Don’t argue with a fool, otherwise others will not know who the fool is.

17) Don’t show your pOSE in front of me, I’m really afraid that I might want to throw the camera.

18) The wind is rustling and the water is cold. A strong man beats a dog and it will never come back.

19) Secret love is a successful pantomime, but when spoken it becomes a tragedy!

20) If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my pretense?

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Funny classics for singles

21) Others say that I am thin, but I am just not too fat.

22) People are like iron, food is like steel, don’t pretend to be depressed all day long.

23) How should I put it, there are still a few people who have a crush on me, and I know that.

24) When I heard the teacher say that he was going to start fining me again, I knew that he had spent all his salary.

25) My wife said: Compare which of these two fish is handsome, the handsome one will be tomorrow’s dish.

26) You are calm because you are not afraid. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.

27) Oh my god, I have to wake up to how handsome I am every day.

28) Many things are somewhere between not being frustrated and being hypocritical.

29) Reality has raped the past, leaving behind memories called memories.

30) Most of the people kissing in the park are not couples, and most of the people who deliberately show that they have a close relationship are not friends.

31) If I win five million, I think I’d better donate it to my own account.

32) The days of growing up, experiencing pain and happiness are called youth.

33) Goose and goose, cut the neck with a knife, pluck the feathers and add a ladle of water, light the fire and cover the pot!

34) Those who always say that others are pretending, you even Neither is force.

35) In this world, sincerity is scarce, so we should be frugal.

36) A song of apprehension has given many tone-deaf children confidence.

37) Women are like clothes, but a sister has a temperament that you cannot wear.

38) The road is long and long, so it’s better for me to fight it.

39) I am a bachelor, I am shameful, I am a waste of paper for the country. Funny quotes for singles on Valentine's Day

1. Only when you wear the shoes on your own feet will you know whether they fit or not.

2. If the string is broken in advance, we will pick it up again in the next life.

3. How can you leave me one of these evil acts of chastity?

4. You celebrate your Qixi Festival, and I drink mine!

5. Hmm. At this time. How many virgins have disappeared? Who can estimate.

6. Seven is an odd number, so you have to make up an even number.

7. I am still young, I only celebrate Chinese Valentine’s Day, but not Chinese Valentine’s Day, thank you.

8. I don’t want anything for Valentine’s Day. As long as you tell me, I will cover all your Valentine’s Day.

9. My parents are more anxious than me when I am over thirty and still can’t get married.

10. It’s almost Chinese Valentine’s Day. People who have a crush on me, how can you be so calm?

11. Everyone says I am ugly, but in fact I am just not obviously beautiful.

12. Someone asked me if you will still spend Chinese Valentine’s Day alone next year? Nima, will I turn into a dog?

13. Should you spend Valentine’s Day with your lover or with your wife?

14. It’s not that the road is uneven, it’s that you’re not good enough.

15. Valentine’s Day, like the Spring Festival, is full of fireworks.

16. It’s too late to play Lianliankan on Chinese Valentine’s Day. It’s so good to have a pair of pairs, eliminate a pair and even bring a mistress.

17. Seeing you smile makes me sad for several days; seeing you cry makes me happy for several years!

18. The farthest distance in the world is that Chinese Valentine’s Day is here and we are not together yet.

19. On Chinese Valentine's Day, I stayed at home and played a pair of pairs for a whole day. I clicked the mouse and clicked out one pair, one pair, and another pair.

20. Damn it, today’s Chinese Valentine’s Day is like Singles’ Day.

21. Suddenly discovered that 1314, in turn, died one by one.

22. The west wind blows thin horses along the ancient road, the sun sets, and the heartbroken people are waiting for your call!

23. I don’t know which NB guy my future wife is dating.

24. Valentine’s Day is nothing. I have never celebrated Valentine’s Day in my whole life.

25. My friend asked me how I would spend Chinese Valentine’s Day? I said two words lightly and skipped it!

26. The only advantage of Valentine’s Day is that you don’t have to work overtime at night.

27. Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men.

28. Dear everyone, please hurry up and sign in on Valentine's Day. If you don't sign in quickly, you will be deemed to be having sex.

29. The person you like doesn’t show up, and the person who does show up doesn’t like you.

30. In another hundred years, it will grow into towering green onions.

31. Girls, do you want to celebrate Women’s Day next month? Still want to celebrate Mother's Day next year? Tomorrow is your time to choose!

32. In order to wait for you, I missed the person waiting for me.

33. We wisely withdrew from the Valentine’s Day movie market competition and decisively went to see it tomorrow, haha!

34. Are there so many people who start planning long before Chinese Valentine's Day, but when Chinese Valentine's Day arrives, they are playing computer games at home?

35. You and I are speechless beside the Magpie Bridge, our warmth blends into the sky, and our love is forever lingering.

36. I waited for Chinese Valentine’s Day, but I didn’t wait for you, the one I love.

37. Chinese Valentine’s Day is here again! The first line: envy, jealousy and hatred; the second line: emptiness, loneliness and coldness; the horizontal line: paralysis that I am single.

38. For Valentine’s Day, if anyone has a daughter, I can borrow one, and they will have one older and one younger next year!

39. The revolution must still succeed before comrades work hard.

40. Valentine’s Day is here. When walking on the street, being single is king and the focus.

41. I hope that during the Qixi Festival, the girl who loves me can give me a rose, and the Chinese girl who loves me can give me a chrysanthemum.

42. It’s good to be single. It’s good to be single. It’s good to be single with whomever you want.

43. Men and women should be equal, except of course those who are married. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

44. The most painful thing in the world is that you have to spend Valentine's Day alone even though you are not single.

45. On Valentine’s Day, I will play Lianliankan at home, eliminating one pair, one pair, and another pair?

46. Even though I am not single, I still spend Chinese Valentine’s Day alone.

47. Apart from love, there are also radishes in other people’s fields that you can’t extricate yourself from.

48. May all lovers in the world be long-lost brothers and sisters!

49. We are looking for a girl. Those who can weave will be given priority, those who can cross Magpie Bridge will be given priority, and those who have children will be given priority.

50. Take the initiative in everything. For example, you can climb the wall and wait for Hongxing.

51. On Valentine’s Day when I’m single, I look forward to a downpour on that day.

52. There is no Valentine’s Day for lovers, only Singles’ Day for bachelors.

53. Wait quietly for that person to appear, and laugh and watch the flowers bloom and fall together.

54. Chinese Valentine’s Day is not scary. What’s scary is that the person you like is spending Chinese Valentine’s Day with someone else.

55. The roses along the way have never felt that this festival is so far away from me.

56. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the fact that you spend Chinese Valentine's Day with your lover, while I sing Qixi alone at home.

57. What an ironic holiday, what a heavy heart.

58. I have just received the Jade Emperor’s decree: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl lost their footing and fell off the Magpie Bridge due to excessive excitement. Therefore, the Chinese Valentine’s Day is cancelled. Please tell your lovers and friends.

59. I dreamed that my boyfriend was dead, so I cried sadly. When I woke up and found that I didn’t have a boyfriend at all, I cried even more sadly.

60. So far, among the curses related to the Chinese Valentine's Day that I have seen, this is the most vicious: cursing the Weaver Girl to visit her aunt on Chinese Valentine's Day!

61. When people ask me how I spent the Chinese Valentine’s Day, I calmly say: I just laughed it off.

62. It seems that you and I are left alone on Chinese Valentine’s Day this year, my bed.

63. Just admit it, I am alone on Valentine’s Day this year.

64. It’s not that I don’t want to marry, it’s that I can’t find the right one to marry.

65. You pull, you pull, you are the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie. Except for a body of flesh, you have nothing else with you. No one will bury you when you die. Happy Valentine's Day!

66. Low prices on Chinese Valentine’s Day, cheap sales!

67. Those who have lovers celebrate Valentine’s Day, and those who have enemies celebrate Di Renjie.

68. Is there anyone who breaks up on Valentine’s Day? I am the one.

69. I wish your great aunt will come during Chinese Valentine’s Day!

70. There is a lover on the Chinese Valentine's Day, but there is no breath of love.

71. February 14th is here. Those with lovers celebrate Valentine’s Day, and those with strict wives observe strict marital ethics.

72. The so-called love words mean that you say something that you don’t even believe, but you hope that the other person will believe it.

73. No one has come to express their feelings until now, how calm I am!

74. Valentine’s Day is not scary. What’s scary is that the person who spends it with you is not the same person every year.

75. The day after Chinese Valentine's Day, a diaosi said: This morning, I saw many women walking on the road with extremely unnatural postures.

76. If you want to make a successful confession today, you must meet two conditions: one is to say it, and the other is to take it off.

77. On Chinese Valentine's Day, when you see couples all over the street, singles are actually the most popular.

78. Someone asked me, how do I plan to spend this Valentine’s Day? Nonsense, of course laugh it off!

79. I wish that tomorrow’s Valentine’s Day will be a sunny day, turning couples into big pancakes.

80. The blessing I am most afraid of receiving now is Happy Valentine’s Day. I want to ask, who should I go with?

81. I want to give a negative review to my future partner’s mother. The delivery was too slow and I haven’t received the baby yet.

82. Being single is a state, and being two is also a state. It depends on how you want to survive.

83. Future wife, don’t be so nice to your current partner, it won’t be of much use!

84. Love is just a luxury in life. It’s better to have it, but you can’t die without it.

85. Missing notice: A certain woman is slim, extraordinary-looking, gentle and lovely; she will always be in my heart. Anyone who knows the whereabouts please contact me. I am willing to pay you with a diamond ring!

86. I am not single. I am in a long-distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future.

87. All I need for Valentine’s Day is a love letter and a confession.

88. Chinese Valentine’s Day and Chinese Valentine’s Day are over. My dear friends, how can you still be so calm?

89. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, I hope to see my name in your signature or words, is that okay?

90. Future husband, don’t worry, I’m at home and not in a hotel.

91. Everyone who talks about being single will still remain silent when they see a couple.

92. On Chinese Valentine's Day, no one holds my hand, so I just keep it in my pocket.

93. In this evil new society, why is there no arranged marriage? As a result, I am still single today!

94. For many people, whether they are in heat during the Spring Festival or on Valentine's Day is a question worth thinking about.

95. When I came to this world, I had no intention of going back alive.

96. Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon. I will spend it alone with my thoughts of you.

97. One person is afraid of being alone, and two people are afraid of letting down.

98. Chinese Valentine’s Day is for breaking up, and April Fool’s Day is for confessing.

99. What’s wrong with Chinese Valentine’s Day? The days are still going on and the earth is still turning.

100. By the way, I have never received any roses except QQ emoticons. Is this sad?

101. I have passed by your heart. It’s not that I don’t want to stay, but that you refuse to take me in!

102. There is no such thing as a first kiss. With the continuous renewal of epithelial cells, every day is a first kiss.

103. Next time a boy laughs at you for having thick legs, just reply: Your legs are thin, and all three of your legs are thin.

104. Really, let’s just let those born after 2000 celebrate the Chinese Valentine’s Day. Old people like us will have to wait for the Double Ninth Festival.

105. I wonder which stupid girl my future husband is dating now?

106. I am single and proud, and I save rubber for my motherland. I am single, I am shameful, I am wasting paper for the country.

107. Name collection: My surname is Gao, and my girlfriend’s surname is Guo. Please help me come up with an online name. It should be easy to remember and reflect our surnames. Reply: Pressure cooker.

108. A girl broke up with her boyfriend after receiving roses and finding out they were cash on delivery. The man insisted that he did not send flowers!

109. I only need a call from you on Valentine’s Day and I will be by your side immediately.

110. Valentine’s Day. Regardless of phone calls, text messages, or QQ. I'm all looking forward to that sentence of "I love you".

111. Unexpectedly, today is Singles’ Day for lovers!

112. It seems that you and I are left alone on Chinese Valentine’s Day this year, my bed!

113. When I think of a beast holding my future wife’s hand and walking down the street on Chinese Valentine’s Day, I get so angry!

114. Haven’t celebrated Valentine’s Day yet? Not a single one is missing on Singles’ Day.

115. I’m not afraid of spending the Chinese Valentine’s Day alone. What I’m afraid of is that you spend it with others.

116. When you see Sister Feng, do you still find Sister Furong annoying? Groups of humorous and funny text messages for singles on Valentine's Day

Part 1 of group humorous and funny text messages for singles on Valentine's Day

1. Valentine's Day is not terrible, but the terrible thing is that the person who spends it with you is not the same every year. personal.

2. There are people who like loneliness, but they don’t like disappointment.

3. On Valentine’s Day, I want to dress beautifully and eat melon seeds at home.

4. If you go on a date with me at this time, that is not love, it is murder!

5. I am no longer single this summer, please call me hot dog.

6. No matter how far we are apart, one day we will meet in the most beautiful place. Don’t forget our date.

7. Valentine's Day is coming. Looking at the couples on the street, making love to each other, all kinds of feelings come to my heart, you know?

8. I am introverted and lonely. The warmth of minutes also wants to accompany you for many years.

9. Life is not only about the present, but also the wedding invitations from your ex.

10. Today’s version of me = 98% sour + 2% single.

11. You are unique among thousands of people, indeed you are unique in my eyes.

12. I am just an ordinary single genius.

13. When you are in love, only the other person has been with you. Singles have been accompanied by others.

14. The whole world is full of the sour smell of love, but I am the only one who exudes the fragrance of being single.

15. Stop saying that you are single. Dogs will die long ago by your age. Valentine's Day humorous group text messages for singles Part 2

16. On Valentine's Day, you don't have to wish all the lovers in the world a happy day, they are already very happy today.

17. Today is the day. Please pay attention to the National Two Sessions tomorrow and the next two days.

18. Singles’ Day is coming soon. Ugly people can’t wait to find someone to make do with, but handsome people still stick to their principles and remain single.

19. Are you there? Those who want to fall in love with me, those who don’t want to, don’t breathe.

20. The cold wave and dog food are coming in large areas today, please take precautions.

21. The carnival of the festival, the romance of lovers, all the happiness has nothing to do with me.

22. Stop being single all the time. According to your age, you are a single turtle, according to your size, you are a single pig, and according to your IQ, you are a single fool.

23. Love everything in the world, no favorite, no exception.

24. Valentine’s Day has never happened once, but I’ve always been there for Singles’ Day!

25. In fact, it’s good to be single, and you don’t need to explain your affairs with anyone.

26. "Hey, why are you alone on Valentine's Day?" "Half a person is afraid of scaring you."

27. Hello, do you like me? If you like me, just breathe.

28. Stop saying you have loneliness and strong alcohol. In fact, you are a single dog.

29. The giant wheel of love sinks as soon as it sinks. Only the big tree of singles remains standing.

30. On Valentine’s Day, I suggest that you don’t show off your gifts. Instead, you can show off your boyfriend or girlfriend. Maybe they have the same style, or there may be popular ones. Single Valentine's Day

1. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you, I wouldn't be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I wouldn't lose my self-confidence and fighting spirit, and I wouldn't be in pain . It would be great if I could stop loving you.

2. Delete everything and let time gradually wear away the memories

3. Life is an empty city, full of deceptive love

4. There is no desert in the world. Every time I think of you, God drops a grain of sand, and the Sahara is born! There was no sea in this world, just because every time I think of you, God sheds a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean.

5. There is no perfect article in the world, just as there is no complete despair in the world.

6. If you care too much about someone, you will hurt yourself.

7. I love you, and for your happiness, I am willing to give up everything - including you.

8. What I am most afraid of after using my heart is betrayal.

9. I often like to say that we should be full of hope in life, but we don’t know where the next intersection is.

10. I miss you so much that I broke the phone line. I burned out my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet, and took all my sleeping pills, hey! But I still miss you.

11. Mud is a nest with a short mouth! Mud is the fragrance of the nest! Nest looked at Mud lovingly! Wo wants to say to Ni, Wo is short of Ni!

12. I was not involved in the past that you don’t want to mention

13. What you promised, but you forgot the person who has been waiting for you

14. After you told me so much, I am the only one left alone

15. You are poison, seeping into my blood, penetrating my nerves, controlling my brain, July Seven poisonous attacks, please don't forget to give me the antidote.

16. You live in my heart in the name of love, and I am trapped in your prison as a supporting role.

17. On Valentine’s Day, I am willing to be a fish, no matter what You braise it, boil it, steam it, and then lie in your tender stomach.

18. Life is already so difficult, so don’t expose some things.

19. If you can’t forget him, don’t forget him. True forgetting requires no effort.

20. If I hadn’t encountered so many twists and turns, how could I have come to your side.

21. The sun of my childhood in my memory has set from the caves and valleys of memory.

22. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

23. Thank God for letting me be lonely and endure the suffering of my soul.

24. Fear is a waste and redundant explanation, so I still choose to remain silent

25. Flowers and flowers leave the land to no one, and green gorse scratches its head. The king hid his face and could not save him. He looked back and saw the blood and tears flowing. ...The mandarin duck tiles are frosty and the flowers are heavy, and the emerald quilt is cold. ----Song of Everlasting Regret

26. Her sad and beautiful face is a poem that I will never tire of reading in my lifetime.

27. Meeting you in this life is like meeting a rainbow in the dark night

28. When we begin, we know that there will always be an end.

29. Insecure children always like to hug the quilt when sleeping.

30. I won’t get used to being without him, because I have never been used to having him.

31. At night, you have to look up at the stars in the sky. Mine is so small that I didn’t even point you to where it is. That's fine. To you, my star is just one of the stars in the sky. Therefore, you will love this sky full of stars, and all the stars will be your friends.

32. Fish says to water: You can’t see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

33. The way raindrops slide from the glass turns out to be traceable.

34. These words tell a story that no one understands, the overwhelming pain, and I lick the wounds alone

35. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine’s Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; roast you, braise you, braise you; fry you, pan-fry you, serve you cold!

36. Love is a kind of care. No matter where you go, your heart is tied to the ends of your hair.

37. It is difficult to love someone, and even harder to give up the one you love.

38. Sauvignon Blanc, the moon is cold at dawn, the wind is cold at night, lovers go back and forth alone during the festival, and Gu Yingzi feels sad. It's hard to see, hard to think about. I sleep for a long time with regret, asking if I have pity for you.

39. There is only so much warmth in my life, and I gave it all to you, but you left me, and you told me how to smile at others again in the future

40. I think Write love as an immortal legend at the gate of the city

41. I want to put aside all indifference and become a warm and bright woman.

42. I have always had you in my heart, but the proportion has changed.

43. I spend my whole youth with you telling dirty lies.

44. I am so strong, so strong that I shed tears every night in the dead of night

45. What I want in the end is just to say I love you frankly< /p>