Classic lines of Ge You A and B

1, touting a thief on the bus Ge You: Look, that gentleman, at first glance, is a rich man, rich, and in the right way, he can be called handsome and rich!

Liu Bei: That's right. Look how that suit suits him, just as he likes it more and more.

Ge You: Look at Mr. Wang's hands, and you will know that he has never done any work. He must be playing the piano.

Liu Bei: Well, that's true.

Ge You: Let's see how people pay for bags. You see, you see, it's so light with two fingers that no one knows.

Liu Bei: Hey, it seems that the gentleman didn't take out his wallet.

Ge You: Hey, thieves catch thieves.

2. Fu Biao who wants to suffer indignities

Liang Zi: Go back to your master and your wife, Zhang's rent is still confiscated!

Ge You: That won't do. We must do it according to the contract. The landlord has no surplus grain!

Liang Zi: Yes, the pig. Their family ate it by themselves yesterday. The eldest girl left the west exit the day before yesterday.

Ge You: What about the second girl?

Liang Zi: The landlord Li and his family took it away first, and now only the tenant Zhang himself is left.

Ge You: Where's mom?

Liang Zi: Don't talk so much nonsense and ask around. Come on, bring someone.

(Tenant Zhang pushes the door in) I'm Zhang!

Liu Bei: Liang Zi, since Mr. Zhang is here, let all our mules, horses and other large animals have a rest! Come back and take Mr. Zhang to change clothes. It's not like work!

Zhang was so tired that he fell asleep. Ge You was trying to poke a cigarette rod, but Liu Bei stopped him. Liu Bei took off the hair clasp on his head and asked Ge You if he could tie it. Ge You asked a question. What do you think? One question: don't get too deep.

Liu Bei hesitated whether to tie it up.

Zhang suddenly woke up (Liu Bei scared me to death). You are too bullying. I'm going to sue you at the Consumer Association!

3. People who want to be heroes.

Richie: You want to give me a honey trap. I'm waiting!

Liu Bei: Then tell me what Mr. Yao told you!

Richie: I won't tell you if you kill me!

Richie dropped a flowerpot from upstairs and signaled to his partner that he didn't want to hit Ge You on the head.

Richie: I didn't mean to break it.

Question: nonsense, even if you are intentional, you can't throw it so accurately!

Ge You struggled on the ground: Quick, go and save Comrade Lenin first.

4. You Boss who went to the ravine to suffer hardships.

My second uncle: Ah, there you are. Boss, you have become a weasel. At night, his eyes glow green.

Yao Yuan: Does he want to eat meat now?

My second uncle: He even eats rats, but he just eats people.

Yao Yuan: Did he eat all the chickens in our yard?

Second Aunt: He didn't let all the chickens in the village go.

Peng cranium face especially the boss eating chicken legs in the car:

No one can cheat my car. I want to sleep with lobster all my life

5. Ge You took out a loan to buy a house for a couple with cancer.

A marriage without love is unhappy, and a marriage without a house is even more unhappy.

Is it more practical to say this sentence ten years later?

The second clip

There is no hate for no reason, and there is no love for no reason. Why is she so kind to me? Why is it obedient? Why do you see me like a cat holding a mouse? Why? I think this humiliation must be a special enjoyment!

Liu Bei: If you want to know the taste of pears, you have to taste them yourself.

Then you can see the arrangement. Don't be soft!

Liu Bei: I don't know if I understand correctly. If I don't give you a good face, (yes), I will be slapped as soon as I open my mouth (yes), and all the hard work will be left to you. If I don't treat you like a person, it's light to give you a big mouth. Yes, that's what I mean! ) ok, wait for the notice!

Liang Zi: Go back to your master and your wife, Zhang's rent is still confiscated!

Ge You: That won't do. We must do it according to the contract. The landlord has no surplus grain!

Liang Zi: Yes, the pig. Their family ate it by themselves yesterday. The eldest girl left the west exit the day before yesterday.

Ge You: What about the second girl?

Liang Zi: The landlord Li and his family took it away first, and now only the tenant Zhang himself is left.

Ge You: Where's mom?

Liang Zi: Don't talk so much nonsense and ask around. Come on, bring someone.

(Tenant Zhang pushes the door in) I'm Zhang!

Liu Bei: Liang Zi, since Mr. Zhang is here, let all our mules, horses and other large animals have a rest! Come back and take Mr. Zhang to change clothes. It's not like work!

Scene 1: grinding

Run!

Zhang: (grinding) Boom, what's there? Boom, what's there?

Scene 2: Get on the horse

Ge You: Get the horse stool!

Yes, I said to Zhang: Kneel here!

Zhang: What's wrong here? What's happening here? !

Scene 3: Pass the tea

Ge You took a sip and spat it out, spilling the rest of the tea all over his face. You are in a hurry, you are in a hurry!

Scene 4: Hit Liu Bei's leg

Zhang was so tired that he fell asleep. Ge You was trying to poke a cigarette rod, but Liu Bei stopped him. Liu Bei took off the hair clasp on his head and asked Ge You if he could tie it. Ge You asked a question. What do you think? One question: don't get too deep.

Liu Bei hesitated whether to tie it up.

Zhang suddenly woke up (Liu Bei scared me to death). You are too bullying. I'm going to sue you at the Consumer Association!

Everyone is busy, sorry, I told you, take it easy! I didn't dare to stick it!

Ge You: What it's like to suffer indignities.

Zhang (angrily) You can try, so can you!

Ge You: I know it's hard. Don't bully your wife in the future. People's hearts are all meat. Couples should be considerate of each other, don't you think?

The third fragment

Xiaogang Feng: Princess Aytula is the only daughter of Prince Escala. She ranks 17 among the billionaires in the world. One day,

Bachelor youth: What does what you said have to do with me?

Xiaogang Feng: Listen, Princess Aytula officially called the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of China and asked to have dinner with you, during which she might propose to you.

Youth: Have you alarmed the government?

Xiaogang Feng: Our government officially approved this invitation, but you can't marry her.

Youth: Well, well, what should I do if I like it?

Ge You summer-planting don't say: Princess Aytula is occupied!

The young man was in trouble in the garden. One question: a thief!

Youth: Invitation, I have an invitation.

Liang Zi: Take it down!

Youth: What is this?

(The servant asked: How to deal with it? )

Liang Zi: Take it to the garden and feed it to the dog!

Youth: I have an invitation. Princess Aytula sent me. What are you doing?

(Princess arrives)

Your highness, your servant has disturbed you.

Liang Zi: Princess, we just caught a thief. We're going to give it to the princess to feed your dog.

Liu Bei: No, kill my dog and feed it!

Ge You: This is the distinguished guest invited by our princess. Put people down!

Liu Bei: I scared you.

Youth: You are Tula. I tell you, I have suffered a lot.

Liu Bei: They are snobs. I hope I didn't spoil your fun.

Youth: Can I not be a wet blanket?

(Ge You shouts in the restaurant! Hearing this, the young man's legs went soft and he almost fell down.

Youth: It's really Sister Lin from heaven. Why do you have a crush on me? We haven't met.

Liu Bei: The fortune teller said that we were married, and I believe in my fate.

Youth: Am I dreaming?

Liu Bei: From today on, we won't meet for a long time. I need some time to finish my own career. Will you wait for me?

Youth: Yes, I will wait 10 years!

Liu Bei: I'm so touched. Take care of yourself for me!

Youth: Don't worry!

Liu Bei: Oh-yes!

Ge You poured wine and said to Liu Bei, Hurry! Liu Bei: Don't worry!

Liu Bei: What a wonderful night! I have been looking forward to this day!

Youth: I can't hear you!

Ge You: She said what a wonderful night, that's all!

Youth: Hey, don't just eat me, you eat too!

Liu Bei: Dear, I would like to watch you eat!

Ge You muttered: Cold.

Liu Bei high-fived, you stay, he was fired!

Classic lines of the movie "If You Are the One", quotations from Ge You.

Roi: Aren't you making trouble? I advertised for marriage.

Blind date (Feng): Your advertisement didn't say that men are not allowed to talk.

Ge You: Isn't that nonsense? I am not gay. Is it?

Blind date: I am. How do you know you are not? I thought I wasn't, but later I realized I was afraid to face it.

Return on investment: Can I find another man? I am not gay.

Blind date: How do you know you're not? I used to think I wasn't. You are afraid to face it, but you have no courage.

Roi: You left first. I'm not there yet.

Roi: I also review why I am so vulgar. My heart is so big that I can't hold a man. Make room for women. Guess what, it's another woman!

Classic lines, if you are the one.

Shu Qi: Do you know what love at first sight is?

Roi: I fell in love with you as soon as I saw you.

Shu Qi: You can't fall in love after three meetings. Love at first sight is not that you have a crush on me, nor that I have a crush on you. Not when you look, but the taste. We are attracted and fascinated by each other's smells. The smells are the same, you know?

......

Roi: then I have to charge. He took advantage of it all. It's rude of you to let me drink with my dissatisfied wife.

Classic lines, if you are the one.

Roi: Do you want to insert the door backwards? How to get to your house?

Blind date (Luo Haiqiong): First fly to Kunming, then take a long-distance bus to Mengzi for one day, then take a bus to Pingbian, and then take a tractor for one day, and then a bullock cart will reach our home for one day.

Roi: If we are not good, can we get a divorce?

Blind date: My brother will break your leg.

1, a former male colleague of Ge You, went on a blind date after plastic surgery.

Ge You: Aren't you making trouble? I advertised for marriage.

Feng: Your advertisement didn't say that men are not allowed to talk.

Ge You: Isn't that nonsense? I can find another man. I am not gay. Is it?

Feng: I am. How do you know you are not? I thought I wasn't, but later I realized I was afraid to face it.

Ge You: You go first. I'm not there yet.

Ge You: I also review why I am so vulgar. My heart is so big that I can't hold a man. Make room for women. Guess what, it's another woman!

2. In order to promote the cemetery, He Jiayi, a cemetery assistant, played a clever trick on Ge You. At first, she didn't say anything about promoting the cemetery.

He Jia I: I don't care much about appearance. What I value is people's hearts, people who are kind and filial to their parents. Even if I don't like you, you will definitely get a good wife.

Ge You: You are fashionable in appearance and conservative in heart, which is rare!

He Jiayi got down to business: Your mother is so old. If you are filial, you should choose a blessed land for her. Old people should pay attention to underground safety. As a man, you should have a sense of responsibility and filial piety, even if you don't earn much money, as long as the elderly need it. Such people are reliable. Are you such a person?

Ge You: I think so.

He Jia retorted: I don't think you are. Your father is in such a small grid. If your mother dies, don't you let them squeeze into a small cell? Tomb-Sweeping Day's grave, you don't even have a place to burn paper and incense. Is this filial piety?

Ge You: Why don't I just buy them a cemetery? I can't afford to spend money. When I left, only martyrs had cemeteries, and ordinary people put them on the shelves. Don't worry, you need to know where to choose a place for me. As long as there is a good view, I will do it at once. If we go together, I will even carve your monument first, so I promise I won't let you stay on the shelf! (Super funny black humor)

Shu Qi: Do you know what love at first sight is?

Roi: I fell in love with you as soon as I saw you.

Shu Qi: Love at first sight is not the first time you look at me, nor the first time I look at you, but the taste. We are attracted and fascinated by each other's smells. The smells are the same, you know?

Ge You: Is it possible for two strangers to meet by chance and get together to gossip as soon as they meet?

Shu Qi told Ge You the trouble of being a third party.

Ge You blurted out: Let him take advantage. Let me drink with my disgruntled wife. You really don't welcome me.

Ge You: Some things should be stopped. I will go back in a few days. If you want a drink, call me. Please treat me as a loyal drinking friend!

5, Ge You met a good-looking, turned out to be cold.

Blind date: I got married and my husband passed away.

Ge You: How long has it been?

Blind date: Just now.

Ge You: So how long have you lived together?

Blind date: Is this important to you?

Ge You: Of course, if you have deep feelings, he is not cold after all.

Blind date: 78.

Ge You: It must hurt, right?

Blind date: Actually, compared with that time, it is much better now. In the past five years, I don't know where he spent the night every night. Now I finally know where he lives.

Ge You: Did you find a place for him?

Blind date: Yanchunling cemetery, when to find it.

Ge You: Yes! If he runs away, it will be a series! (Laughter)

Classic lines, if you are the one.

Roi: don't you want to find someone in good health? I have to find a soft persimmon to pinch.

Blind date (Che Xiao): Soft persimmons are delicious.

Roi: Like a sick seedling, don't you worry about the quality of your marriage? At your age, let me get this straight. It's like a wolf.

Blind date: Do you think the basis of love is sex? No. Why? You can still grow old together, of course, I mean not at all, but not too often.

Roi: What do you think is the frequency of making out infrequently?

Blind date: This is my ideal.

Return on investment: you say?

Blind date: (stretching out a finger)

Return on investment: once a month?

Blind date: once a year.

Blind date: If you agree, we will keep in touch.

Roi: I disagree. I understand why your husband doesn't go home. You couldn't find my place when we got married. That's a real pity.

The blind date pondered for a long time and asked: Is it that interesting?

Ge You answered softly after a while: Yes!

6.Roi: Like me, I bought it at a low price. Are you going to hold it for a long time? Or short-term play?

Hook: Short-term fun? Do you have that explosive power? You can only hold it for a long time.

15.Roi: I have someone here, but my heart is elsewhere.

Shu Qi: You don't have to accept it. I know it's unfair to you.

Roi: Then can you allow me that my heart is here and my body is not there sometimes?

Shu Qi: Are you happy?

Shu Qi: What do you like about me?

Roi: Did I say I like you?

Shu Qi: Honesty is the premise for us to be together in the future.

Roi: I'm willing to marry you on the premise that I can't find anyone more stupid than you.

Smile: I won't be so stupid again.

Roi: You don't have the ability to be half-hearted. You can't even take part in accidental amusement. It's all written on your face. I write my words here. You haven't turned his page yet. Once you turn to a new page, you will still be single-minded I won't tolerate your present performance until I see this one. You are stupid, I am not stupid.

Return on investment: I just want to play with you because you look good. Do you accept it? Can you afford it? Half-hearted. Are you my opponent? Believe it or not, there are eight women in my heart that you can't see. What can I fail? If you don't take me seriously, I'll take advantage of you when you come to the door.

Return on investment: I just hope he looks good. Why? What's wrong with me improving my offspring for our old Qin family? Do you have to find an ugly one and think about how to escape from prison every day?

Shu Qi: Oh, what a pity! There is a big gap between what you think and what you actually see. Shall I find you a psychiatrist?

No doctor can heal my wound. You are my best medicine.

Shu Qi: Aren't you afraid of my poisoning?

Roi: You have to drink poison!

Roi: Four sisters, add up to 300 years old. Can you not despair?

If you ignore me, I promise, I will not drink with Maggie Cheung, Angelina Jolie, Sophie Marceau and Lin Chi-ling.

Usain: You don't drink one, you drink ten.

7.Roi: Let me talk about the bad things I did in kindergarten.

Shu Qi: You are lucky to see a bear.

Roi: don't talk nonsense. This is the bear's luck.

Roi: It's a pity to eat it because it looks too good. Better keep the bear.

Shu Qi: You don't look like a bear.

Return on investment: like what?

Shu Qi: Wolves.

Roi: Do you regret knowing me?

Shu Qi: I don't regret it. I am very happy.

Roi: If you marry me, I promise to make you feel like drinking honey every day.

Japanese guide: Don't talk to the bear, it will tear you to pieces.

Shu Qi: I've been torn to pieces.

Ge You's classic line If You Are the One, let the bullets fly. Classic lines in the banquet.

Ge You's classic line 1 in The Banquet didn't take the comedy route, but actually made the audience laugh? ! No way, no one can forget the true colors of Ge You's comedies. Originally, many lines were the products of strict textual research on classical Chinese, but when they were spoken by Ge You, they became jokes. I thought foreigners wouldn't laugh after the banquet in Venice Film Festival in two days, but I couldn't help it. This is China. Ten sentences can't be put together, so much has been sorted out. I will make do with it.

1, not confused before tonight, confused after tonight. Because before tonight, only Jiangshan. After tonight, I will have a sister-in-law What do you need to do with your sister-in-law

2. I want to say three words! Follow ethical principles, spring and autumn righteousness, and do good for heaven!

3. Genius artist! I am very pleased!

4, I don't learn from him! Big country, honesty!

5. You are the queen and you are the mother of the world. You push the quilt when you sleep. Do you have a headache now?

6. Did the desire for revenge get you through the valley of death, or did your melancholy move women? All kinds of calculations are better than simple hearts.

7. But I still warm your heart.

Let the bullets fly. Ge You's classic lines 2

1. The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying, and the brave walk in all directions. In order not to like muggers robbing families who eat hot pot, sing and have fun on the way out of town, we must suppress muggers!

Think about it, take your daughter-in-law to the suburbs by train, eat hot pot and sing, and be robbed by bandits.

You don't even know who Fengxian Xiao is, so you become a prostitute? That's a famous chicken in the city!

4. Who is the poor? Whoever is poor is poor!

Jiang Wen touched Carina Lau's chest and said, we agreed to be in the same bed, but we don't want to enter the body. If I break the rules, the pistol is here, and you can kill me at any time!

6. I have three things to do: fairness, fairness or fucking fairness!

7. This fucking tax has been received in AD 20xx!

8. Pockmarked Zhang gives the master a minute to tell him where the money is. Beloved cried with fear. Pockmarked Zhang said: It's time to cry!

Grandpa four, they spanked me in the face!

10 should have wind and flesh; There must be hot pot and fog; There must be beautiful women and donkeys!

1 1 The women in the city are all white!

12 this cock crow has become a radio station, I think it's ok.

13 widows can't touch it, and there will be a catastrophe.

14 my story is indeed like this. I was 17 years old and she was 17 years old.

15 Drink the wine bit by bit, step by step. Too big a step is easy to pull eggs.

16 We dare not slap our faces, but we dare to slap our faces to collect money!

17 Do you want to sleep with me? Or are you going to kill me?

18, translate it for me. What a fucking surprise!

19 There are five power of attorney in the bottom pocket of the tree.

I am on the tip of my tongue. Do you want me to swallow it back?

"If You Are the One 2" Ge You's classic lines 3

1, Roi (Ge You)' s feelings in the foot bath center: The enjoyment of the emperor is to treat his feet as his face. 2

2.Roi (Ge You) summed up the relationship with Xiaoxiao (Shu Qi): You are looking for love, and I am looking for marriage! The two of us went the wrong way!

3. li xiangshan (Sun) asked Roi (Ge You) to plant his ashes in a flowerpot: Plant me in a flowerpot and I will smile at you every day.

4.Roi (Ge You) and Xiaoxiao (Shu Qi) talk about a trial marriage: If you want to try it, try the kind of marriage that can live together after the passion fades! You're forcing people to say they're boring, but you won't let them taste it!

5, Roi (Ge You) back smile (Shu Qi) exhausted, flustered: you didn't catch up with my good time these two years, a little empty!

6.Roi (Ge You): Happiness doesn't have to be together, but misfortune must be together.

Roi (Ge You): Life is a practice.

8.Roi (Ge You) complains and smiles (Shu Qi): If I had known it was so cold, I might as well get married once a year! At least once a year.

9. Smile at the end of the film (Shu Qi) says to Roi (Ge You): What is yours is mine, and what is mine is mine.

10, Xiao Xiao (Shu Qi) blames Roi (Ge You) for always telling lies, while Roi (Ge You) quibbles that you don't have to treat each other sincerely when you live at home, but be kind.

1 1. Witness Roi (Ge You) asks Mango (Sebrina) at the divorce ceremony: Two old people, can you swear by money that the other person will never be with him no matter how rich, healthy and loving you?

12, Roi (Ge You): If you don't give me a bath or change my clothes, I will be spoiled!

13, Roi (Ge You) on the judges of the draft: how can there be upper class if you pretend to be upper class? It's all dirty This is a group of parasites, cheating on food, drinking and guns. Mango (Sebrina) said aside, Stop cursing and scold yourself.

14, Roi (Ge You) proposed to Xiaoxiao (Shu Qi): Let's try to live together instead of trying the seven-year itch. Life is too short, and I am willing to make mistakes with you.

15, li xiangshan (Sun) described his relationship with Roi (Ge You) as follows: We are just friends, caring about each other's lives, and we can take care of orphans but not our wives.

16, Xiaoxiao (Shu Qi) answers the proposal of Roi (Ge You): Do you want to get married and leave early in such a hurry?

17, Roi (Ge You): whoever is emotional will die.

Let the bullets fly. What are the classic dialogues that make bullets fly? Ge You's classic line is to eat hot pot.

1, this tout remembers fondly: She was seventeen and I was seventeen that year.

Grandpa four, if they spank me, they will spank you in the face!

3. Beloved: Do you want to sleep with me? Or are you going to kill me?

Asako Zhang: Sleep before you kill!

Beloved: Then you'd better kill me. . .

Asako Zhang: How can I sleep with you if I kill you?

4. Hit you, hit, the rabbit knows not to eat grass beside the nest. Six people, still in front of my husband, still let people see, ah bah, disgusting, I turned off the lights. This kind of thing can cost some money, even if it's whoring, it won't cost much, even if it's sneaking around. It's just bandits. Bandits are not as good as them. They also said that people should say hello. In a word, disgusting, definitely not making money, disgusting, disgusting ~ disgusting.

5. You don't want beauty or money. What do you want?

6. A lecherous county magistrate is not necessarily a good county magistrate.

7. Third: They are prostitutes! Are you poor? Second child: the poor, the daughter sold by the poor!

8. Ge You stepped on a mine and was buried by a pile of gold ingots. He asked Jiang Wen: Why does my ass hurt? Jiang Wen said: Master, it won't hurt (the camera rolls up along Jiang Wen's eyes). It turned out that Ge You's lower body was completely blown up on the branch.

Jiang Wen: Give me a fucking translation of what a fucking surprise is. Give me a fucking translation of what a fucking surprise is.

10, Huang Shirang said to his opponent Wan Hu: You live, you will die sooner or later; If you die, you will live forever.

1 1, Ge You (Soup stock): I thought we should drink wine bit by bit and walk step by step. If we take too big a step, we will tear our eggs.

12, the girls in the city are white.

Fan Wei: Don't shut up, Mr. Wang. You are surrounded by us. Even if you are the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry, you can't escape from our hands today.

14, drink wine bit by bit, walk step by step, easy to pull eggs!

15, Huang Shirang: Daiyu and Qingwen come out. Beloved: Why is there only one woman? Huang Shiro: I gave her a Japanese name-Daiyu Qing Wen Zi!

16. Zhang Mazi: Master Tang is my favorite. You can't take my love away!

17. Brother, do I hate it? If you don't think I hate him, I will continue to bully him. If you think I hate it, I'll disappear at once!

18. My words are on the tip of my tongue. Do you want me to swallow them back?

Pockmarked Zhang: swallow your words-you liar, it's a lie anyway!

19, Huang Shirang: Master Gao! The county magistrate has worked hard! Master, Pockmarked Zhang: Master Huang is tall and hard!

20. Did I screw up? How do I feel that it has just begun!

2 1, tout: Your name is Zhang Mazi? But your face is not pockmarked! Pockmarked Zhang: Does Huang Shiro have four on his face?

22. There are no roads in the world. With legs, there is a road.

23. Third: They are prostitutes! Are you poor? Second child: the poor, the daughter sold by the poor!

24. Brother Fa pretended to be a gangster and raped my daughter. The daughter complained to Jiang Wen. Jiang Wen is sitting with a group of brothers.

Little brother A: Brother, you know me. I never bully others. I like being passive!

Brother B: Brother, you know me. If it were me, would there be a living person complaining to you?

Brother C: Brother, you know me. Although I am the oldest here, I am still commonly known as a virgin.

Little Brother Ding: Big Brother, you know me. If it were me, it would be her husband lying on the table.

Jiang Wen (Zhang): OK! I know you all have special skills!