Which fan has two classic SMS jokes?

Hu Bugang held an alcoholism training class, and many men were registered by their wives. On the first day of class, more than 40 students waited for Hu Da to come to class, but he was not seen for more than an hour. Upon inquiry, he was drinking outside.

The next day, Hu came, and his wife Miao Xiaoe dragged him. He was drunk. On the third day, Hu also came and was carried by Miao Xiaoe. He was so drunk that he had to be put in the next classroom.

The students quit, and they all shouted, "How can there be such a class? No class, no class, no money! "

Miao Xiaoe ran out of the room and shouted, Manager Hu teaches well. What are your names?

The students were stunned: "Teaching? Hu Da hasn't said a word in these three days! "

Miao Xiaoe said, Manager Hu is drunk. Don't people scold him, hate him and despise him?

Everyone said in unison: Yes, we are all scolding him, hating him and despising him!

Miao Xiaoe spread out her hand and said, yes. He deliberately got drunk to let everyone know that drinking makes people scold, hate and look down upon. . . . . .

Everyone said "Oh" together. Understand that Hu Bugang's daughter ran out of the next room and pulled Miao Xiaoe to cry: "Mom, dad is dead."

Miao Xiaoe stamped her foot and sighed in her heart: Hu Datanzi, Hu Datanzi, you just cheated some money to drink in the name of abstinence, and you can't wait to take it out and drink it, even your life is at stake. Why?

Turning around, she wiped the tears from her face and said sadly to the students, "Comrades, drinking too much will kill people! Just now, Comrade Hu Da told us this truth with his young life. Let us always remember the last lesson he gave us! "

Excerpt from "Story Meeting"