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Nangong Zilin assassinated the emperor after being injured.
The first episode:
In the Forbidden City, the moon is dark and the wind is high. In the dead of night, a dark shadow flashed on the wall and went straight to the Imperial Garden of the Forbidden City. Nalan Rong Ruo, a third-class bodyguard, found the situation and stepped forward to stop it, only to find that the masked killer was actually Emperor Kangxi. It turned out that this day was Kangxi's birthday, and Kangxi pretended to be an assassin. Kangxi took Nalan Rong Ruo to bypass the palace and hurried out of the city. The emperor went out of the palace incognito, many guards went out of the palace one after another, and even used the royal passage of cock crow, which led to the outbreak of cock crow in Beijing at midnight. In the street, when a stuttering beggar and her righteous brother Xie Fang were begging along the street, they met the lame scholar Shi who came to Beijing. Shi saw that their business was not good, so he knocked Xie Fang out with a stick. Lin Tianbao was heartbroken and attracted passers-by to pay for it. After Kangxi and Nalan Rong Ruo, they couldn't help donating money. In the pub, the purple girl Nangong Zilin danced a good flying knife, and many experts were ashamed. Everyone was amazed, but the Nangong Zilin drifted away.
In the inn, several anti-thieves with some vicious dogs deliberately assassinated Kangxi. At this point, Kangxi knew nothing and the situation was critical. In front of the steamed bun shop, the spoils were unevenly distributed with the stone, and there was a big fight, which coincided with the anti-thief letting the dog assassinate Kangxi. Shi Qiao passed on the crisis with the dog tube buns, and the evil dog pounced on Xie Fang. The plan to kill the dog failed, and several anti-thieves jumped on Kangxi. He Rongruo escorted Kangxi, and he fell in love with Nangong Ady at first sight. At the critical moment, all the people in the market are plainclothes guards. They took off their disguise and protected Kangxi from leaving.
In the suburbs, several anti-thieves reported the failure of the plan to the Heaven and Earth Society and decided to die. Just when they went back on their word, they were smeared on their necks by a generation of heroes, Guan Xiaotong. At this time, Nangong Zilin, who was chasing all the way, met a strange Guan Xiaoxi and was said to be dizzy. A year later, we will try to publish this list. And Xie Fang were still begging in the street. Kangxi and Nalan went to do the list, but they were disappointed when they came home. Shishi Road High School met Yuan. The nangongshan Ady also came to Beijing. Now, she has become a killer, and the first thing to do is to assassinate Kangxi. At this time, Xie Fang was ill, and Lin Tianbao was clever enough to beg for food for Xie Fang in the street. Nalan Rong Ruo and Kangxi came to Liuhe Hotel. They saw the crowd besieging Lin Tianbao. Yin Xue, a mad monk, got drunk in the street and was almost killed by Peng Chun, the son of Peng Tai, a nine-magistrate, who was in a hurry to go out of the city to hunt. He came to the rescue, and Peng Chun's arrogance collided with Kangxi. In a rage, Kangxi dismissed Peng Tai and assigned Peng Chun to the frontier. Unexpectedly, the crazy monk didn't buy it. Kangxi ordered a few people at random to be worshipped by the mad monk, and later sealed Hou. The mad monk readily promised and made a bet to build a Wutai Mountain. Kangxi stretched out his hand and pointed to two beggars and a lame man plus a second-class bodyguard. , Xie Fang, stone and he was dumbfounded. The mad monk brought four people.
On the way back, Kangxi met Nangong Zilin, who assassinated Kangxi with his flying knife stunt. In times of crisis, Nalan Rong Ruo, who had already seen through, resolved the crisis, and Nangong Ady was injured and fled. The parents of plainclothes bodyguard Kunlun followed closely. Kangxi returned to the palace with emotion.
The second episode:
Guan Xiaotong has now become a generation of heroes, looking for Nalan Rong Ruo to compete. He is not at home, GuanXiaoXi met the Nangong Ady who was running away. Nangong Zilin was chased by Kunlun's parents, who tried to save Nangong Zilin. Kunlun's parents returned to Kangxi, and Kangxi vaguely realized that the mastermind behind the scenes was the Heaven and Earth Society. The mad monk led four people on the road, and Sanfu's minister sent a letter at his request, dismissing Huiyuan Shi from his post as Jiangdu county magistrate on the grounds that he was ugly. A line of people continue to go to Tiantai Mountain, passing through the place where celebrity Wang Shizhen stayed. During the dinner, the crazy monk simply explained how to make the four people worship each other and seal the Hou, which surprised everyone. The mad monk ordered Lin Tianbao to swear to Jinlan, but many of them were not satisfied. Tianbao even released Shi's blood during the alliance, and Shi made the stutterer who had just cured stuttering stutter again. The four of them made a scene, and the crazy monk dragged everyone into it.
They came to Tiantai Mountain. According to the different natures of the four people, the mad monk taught the secret of promotion one by one. The first lesson is to learn to be a dog before becoming an official. Be clever, resell Wang's paintings and calligraphy, and make a lot of money; Xie Fang was beaten into a hornet's nest and practiced martial arts hard; Nalan, Shi read poetry books and discussed classics. Two days later, Shi completed his apprenticeship and took office as Jiangdu county magistrate. They all said goodbye. Nalan Ci is a kind of record written by Rong Ruo.
The third episode:
Yin Xue, a crazy monk, tricked Lin Tianbao into going to the National Assembly Temple for an outing. Lin Tianbao was trained in the National Assembly Temple, and Yin Xue ordered him to tell jokes to Japanese monks in tears, which was a great success. Yin Xue thinks that Lin Tianbao's future is infinite. After a period of devil training, Lin Tianbao three people finished their studies, and Yin Xue gave them a final exam question: solving Lin Tianbao's stuttering problem. Everyone tried hundreds of tricks and accidentally fell off the cliff. Yin Xue saved everyone with his stunt and taught them to jump off a cliff. At this time, the voice of the old monk Shunzhi came from behind the Woods. It turned out that all this was the idea of the old monk Shunzhi. Shunzhi became a monk in his prime, and finally he had no father with Kangxi. Shunzhi felt guilty, so he ordered Yin Xue to choose four people to assist Kangxi. Yin Xue didn't tell all this to the four disciples. While Lin Tianbao was practicing his stunt of jumping off a cliff, it began to rain cats and dogs. Lin Tianbao was stabbed by Nalan Rong Ruo and then struck by lightning. Unexpectedly, he cured his stuttering. Everyone is very happy.
After some suffering, the mad monk finally allowed four people to go down the mountain, but on one condition, Qi Xin must work together to break into the world. On the way down the mountain, Yin Xue wrote a graduation question: Lin Tianbao must be integrated into the palace; Xie Fang became the leader of Wulin; History must solve a unique case or protest against the death of the emperor; Nalan wants to be a famous hermit. Then the crazy monk left.
Four brothers gathered in Beijing. After some analysis, the first problem is to enter Jia Million Mansion and be a humble servant. With everyone's help, Lin Tianbao got his wish. With his glib words, Lin Tianbao is at home in Jiafu. Lin Tianbao's nature is gradually revealed, and at the same time, Tianbao really understands the promotion secret handed down to him by the mad monk. Because Jia Million was in close contact with the Six Princes, Lin Tianbao naturally took advantage of the opportunity of the Six Princes' visit to Jiafu to please the Six Princes, and then he was tempted by the Six Princes. Finally, Kangxi decided to visit Six Wang Fu, and the fate of Lin Tianbao's life changed.
The fourth episode:
Kangxi personally visited Six Wang Fu, and Lin Tianbao tried his best to win Kangxi's love and gave him a third-class bodyguard to follow Kangxi. Lin Tianbao finally took the most important step in his life. After the promotion, Lin Tianbao held his head high, rode an imported horse, and hung the privilege sign of turning left to meet the enemy in front of the noon gate. After some discussion, Shi returned to Jiangdu County, and Nalan assisted Xie Fang to seize the position of Wulin leader. Lin Tianbao returned to the emperor, admitted the monk's questioning, and gained a reputation as a master of Buddhism.
Xie Fang and Nalan came to perform at the foot of Mount Khufu. Huang Tianba, the leader of Wulin Alliance, saw that Xie Fang had special skills and wanted to call him. Xie Fang became a consultant of fuhushan. Na Lan, Rong Ruo and Xie Fang issued heroic posts in the name of Huang Tianba and called the Wulin Congress. Jiangdu county. People are happy to welcome the champion county magistrate back. Shi solved the mystery and unsolved case with his fist. People clapped their hands and cheered. Fuhushan. Huang Tianba suddenly received a tip that all the inns in gaoyou county were filled with people from all walks of life, all for the Wulin Congress. Huang Tianba got a fright and quickly consulted consultants Xie Fang and Nalan Rong Ruo. At the foot of the mountain, under the leadership of the abbot of Shaolin Temple, many heroes came to attend the meeting. Conscience feels strange, and urges all heroes to be vigilant. Huang Tianba was in a meeting, and the hero broke in at the speed of consciousness. Huang Tianba suddenly froze.
The fifth episode:
Realizing that the old monk led heroes from all walks of life into Khufu, Huang Tianba was frightened and the situation got out of control. Nalan Rong Ruo took the opportunity to control the overall situation and announced his re-election as the leader of Wulin. They met Xie Fang and lost touch with each other. Aside Huang Tianba knew that he was no match, and finally understood the real purpose of Xie Fang. At this point, Yin Xue came and told Huang Tianba the truth in private. Huang Tianba knew that he was no match for Xie Fang. In order to save face, he decided to compare the basic skills with Xie Fang: triple jump, rings, solid ball and so on. As a result, Xie Fang successfully captured the Wulin leader. Tired for a few days, Nalan Rong Ruo suddenly felt heartbroken. Yin Xue came to rescue him and returned to Tiantai Mountain with Nalan Rong Ruo.
At this time, the history of Jiangdu County received a letter urging him to finish his mission to Japan quickly. Shi decided to go to Beijing to remonstrate. Tiantai Mountain. Nalan Rong Ruo fell ill and fainted. Yin Xue pleaded with the old monk Shunzhi to save Nalan Rong Ruo, and Shunzhi handed him the Great Mercy Mantra. Snow Seal finally saved Nalan Rong Ruo, exhausted all his skills and lost his martial arts. The pathogen of Nalan's heartache is congenital. Yin Xue taught him the Great Mercy Curse. Remember, you can't be emotional in this life, otherwise even the gods can't be saved. He also understands his pursuit. Fame and fortune are only fleeting, and what he pursues is eternal love in his heart. Yin Xue knew he was born perfect, and he was destined to be here in the future.
Beijing. Shi knelt on the golden palace and swore to Kangxi that the three assistant ministers were in charge of state affairs, ganging up for personal gain and trying to control the platform. When this statement came out, everyone was surprised. Kangxi was furious and drove him back to Jiangdu County. Stone returned to Jiangdu County in vain, but he knew in his heart that if he did not die, he would have succeeded long ago, and finally understood the intention of giving him the danger of Huashan. In fact, all civil and military officials know this, and they all have bad feelings about the stone, but they are helpless. At this point, Mount Khufu in Xie Fang has become more and more powerful. Kangxi ordered Fei Yanggu and others to destroy it many times, but failed. He appointed Lin Tianbao as an imperial envoy, courted Xie Fang and took over as Gaoyou county magistrate. Lin Tianbao finally became an official and rode a donkey to gaoyou county. Gaoyou county. Lin Tianbao was not familiar with the customs here, but he was teased by the county commandant and was full of jokes.
The sixth set
Gaoyou county is located at the foot of Mount Khufu, with peculiar folk customs and excellent public security. The position of Huang Tianba, a civilian magistrate, is much higher than that of Lin Tianbao, a government magistrate. Lin Tianbao embezzled silver, and Huang Tianba arrested Fu Fushan and entered the corrupt class. At this point, Kangxi also traveled incognito and came to gaoyou county, where he was deliberately caught in Fuhu Mountain. Xie Fang knew the identity of Kangxi for a long time, so he would entertain Kangxi. Kangxi left with satisfaction. Lin Tianbao was not as lucky as Kangxi, and was abused by the abnormal teacher in the class. Finally, the teacher came up with the most poisonous plan in the world to repair this incorrigible corrupt official: he locked Tianbao with the root of all evil (money) and the pink skeleton (beauty) and reflected on it alone. Tianbao is naturally overjoyed. When Xie Fang learned that Lin Tianbao was being held in the most dangerous place, he was frightened and hurried to save him. When they met, they couldn't help laughing at each other. Lin Tianbao took out Kangxi's imperial edict and embraced Xie Fang. Xie Fang went to Beijing to reply to me, and was appointed as the Nine Magistrates, cooperating with Feiyanggu to destroy the rebel Wu Shipan.
Tiantai Mountain. Nalan Rong Ruo has been closed for half a year, and monks in Yin Xue scattered many of Nalan's masterpieces in the Jianghu, signing them as Lengjiashan people. He left Yin Xue to wander the rivers and lakes. He remembered that his sister Nalan Huimin, who had been fostered with his uncle for many years, was not far away, so he went to visit him. Feiyanggu did not listen to Xie Fang's dissuasion and sent troops rashly, which led to the annihilation of Huang Tianba's pioneer department. Kangxi was furious, excused Feiyanggu and appointed Xie Fang as the coach. In the wilderness, Nangong Zilin, who had been closed for half a year, decided to go through the customs, only to meet Wu Shipan's rebels. Nangong Zilin is like a witch, scaring away thousands of troops and driving the rebel leader crazy. During his trip to Rong Ruo, Nalan met a black shop and skillfully made a picture-in-picture, which punished the black-hearted shopkeeper and didn't want to meet the lonely Nangong Zilin on the road. Two people flying in the air, intertwined. At the front, Xie Fang got the news, and the rebels who came by sneak attack escaped inexplicably. The coach was too scared to go home and committed suicide. Although Xie Fang won the battle, he was delirious and depressed.
The seventh set
The sky is bright and the Nangong Zilin and Nalan Rong Ruo are still floating in the air, facing each other. Nangong Ady fell in love with Nalan Rong Ruo. As a result, she fell and was saved by Nalan. In the middle of the night, he Rong Ruo slightly emotional to the nangongshan purple Lin, heartburn suddenly, fainted. Early in the morning, Nangong Ady woke up and looked at Nalan Rong Ruo who fainted. She made up her mind to get Nalan's attention no matter what method she used, and to assassinate Kangxi all the time, only when he was guarding her. When the Nangong left, he was a little excited and his heart ached. Knowing that my heartache is very serious, I slowly calmed my mood with the snow seal spell. He arrived in Hangzhou, but he caught up with the soldiers. Huang Tianba's defeated army and Wu Shipan's defeated army deserters rushed into Hangzhou. Nalan Rong Ruo mistook Lu Huimei, the daughter of the Governor of Liangjiang, for his sister Nalan Hui Min. However, Nalan Hui Min was saved by Huang Tianba and became sworn mother and daughter with Lu Huimei's mother. I took Lu Huimei to Jiang's home in Jiangnan. Jiang saw through Lu Huimei's scam and married Lu Huimei to Nalan. He Rongruo agreed to save his reputation with Lu Huimei.
Lu Huimei is gentle and witty, which makes Nalan Rong Ruo sincerely moved and makes him heartache from time to time. He Rong Ruo had to always suppress his feelings. Huang Tianba sent Nalan Hui Min and Lu Huimei's mother back to Lujia. He lost face and became a robber. One day, Nalan Rong Ruo and Lu Huimei were riding horses and fell into the trap of Wu Shipan. It turned out that Wu Shipan pretended to be defeated and sneaked into Hangzhou. As for the coach who was scared to death, it was his brother. Nalan Rong Ruo killed Lu Huimei and destroyed Wu Shipan with Huang Tianba. In the melee, Lu Huimei was shot by an arrow. Nalan Rong Ruo was worried about the safety of Lu, causing heartache and being saved by Huang Tianba. Huang Tianba decided to send Nalan Rong Ruo to the city for treatment.
The eighth set
Lu Xingzu, governor of Liangjiang, got the news that his daughter Lu Huimei was in the city and hurried to the inn where Lu Huimei lived. She took Lu Huimei by force, regardless of Nalan Rong Ruo's serious illness. On the occasion of his parting, Lushi presented Rong Ruo with a bloody book. When Huang Tianba took medicine for Nalan Rong Ruo, he learned that Kangxi was going to hold a talent selection meeting. At the same time, he met Nalan Huimin and they returned to the inn together. At this time, Yin Xue came here to rescue Nalan Rong Ruo, who was sick, and found that Nalan Huimin was Nalan Rong Ruo's sister. Brother and sister know each other. Ruff. Lu Huimei was shot by an arrow, and her time is running out. Lu Huimei concealed her illness and exchanged blood books with Nalan Rong Ruo. Until He Rongruo found out the truth, Lu Huimei was terminally ill. He met Rong Ruo for the last time and died.
How sad, depressed and disheartened, Nangong Zilin appeared again. When he saw him, he also doubted whether he loved this man. At the same time, he sympathized with him and agreed to assassinate Kangxi at the unveiling meeting held by Kangxi. It turned out that he finally understood Yin Xue's mantra and decided to return to the Jianghu. Open meeting. Nangong assassinated Kangxi as promised. In times of crisis, a master called Lengga Mountain Man repelled the Nangong. This man was Nalan Rong Ruo. Kangxi was overjoyed and gave Nalan a first-class bodyguard. He returned to Kangxi's side, but never asked about it again. Gaoyou county. Lin Tianbao is beset with trifles every day. Although he is upset, he can also benefit from it, and he also has a domestic servant, Lin An, who is sharp-tongued and congenial. Little life is full and helpless.
Episode 9
Lin Tianbao decided the case at random, took the gold from the plaintiff and the defendant, but drove them out of the yamen. On this day, a generation of heroes Guan Xiaoxi came to Gaoyou County. These guys hacked by Lin Tianbao found Guan Xiaoxi and asked him to uphold justice. Guan Xiaoxi decided to assassinate Lin Tianbao at night. When Lin Tianbao got the news, he performed an official play during Guan Xiaotong's visit and moved Guan Xiaotong to leave. Lin Tianbao was very happy. The next day, he held a wine to celebrate, and ordered people to catch Qi San, the murderer of the former county magistrate, by mistake. Guan Xiaoxi confessed to Jin (Jing) and took him in. Lin Tianbao met Yang Ze, the official's son of the governor, in the dining room. Yang Ze bullies others and hurts its neighbors. Lin Tianbao decided to gamble, beat up Yang Ze, sent him to prison, and won the reputation of a just man. Unexpectedly, Qi San recognized that Yang Ze was behind the assassination of the former county magistrate.
After learning that his son Yang Ze was sentenced to death, Jiangsu policeman Yang Qingshou ordered touts to solve this matter. Lin Tianbao urgently ordered Guan Xiaoxi to hand over the case to Xie Fang and Nalan Rong Ruo in Beijing, and specifically told Guan Xiaoxi not to challenge them. Kill two birds with one stone, Lin Tianbao wants to use Xie Fang and Nalan Rong Ruo to get rid of Guan Xiaoxi. Guan Xiaotong was very excited to learn that he would meet Xie Fang and Nalan Rong Ruo.
Yang Qingshou's touts went to gaoyou county and tried to get up and down. Finally, touts exchanged Yang Ze and his life. In Jiangdu county, Shi gave Liu Zhushou, the magistrate of Yangzhou, and took him down conveniently. The capital, the governor's office. Guan Xiaotong challenged Xie Fang and Nalan Rong Ruo and lost. Guan Xiaotong tasted failure for the first time and was grateful to Xie Fang. Kangxi got a secret letter from Heshi, weighed it left and right, wanted to be appointed as the magistrate of Yangzhou, and was worried about the opposition of Sanfu. Hesitation, three assistant ministers accepted Yang Qingshou's bribe and tried to drive Lin Tianbao out of gaoyou county, so they recommended Lin Tianbao to Kangxi as Yangzhou magistrate. Kangxi was happy, of course.
When I went to my post, I stopped by to see Shi, but I met a headless case. Fortunately, Lin Tianbao solved the case and beheaded Yang Ze who came back from the dead and all the criminals. With the efforts of Heshi, Jiangnan was finally made a fuss, and corrupt officials fled everywhere. Xie Fang and Shi went to Beijing to report to me. Lin Tianbao was promoted to the position of Shuntian magistrate, and Xie Fang nodded for rebellion. He was awarded the positions of Governor Zuo and Duchayuan Taibao, and Shi was promoted to the position of Governor of Tongzhou Warehouse Factory. These four things were called imperial Four Treasures of the Study by Kangxi. Tiantai Mountain. Xueyin and Shunzhi are very pleased.
The tenth episode
The Yellow River burst, dozens of state capitals were in emergency, the disaster was serious, people were in panic, the affected people had no food and clothing, and the Kangxi regime faced an unprecedented crisis. However, the national treasury is empty and the gap in disaster relief funds is too large. Kangxi pulled his face down and asked hundreds of officials to donate money to the disaster area. Minister Sanfu shirked that he had always been clean and thrifty, and had little savings, and Kangxi could do nothing about it. Nalan Mingzhu held a banquet to celebrate his 50th birthday. The scene is grand, and the voices of congratulations from civil and military officials are endless. Shi sent a woodcut pig to celebrate his birthday. Although Pearl was annoyed, the stone's golden tongue still made Pearl unable to attack. Everyone took Kangxi Bao Tong copper coins as the target, shooting arrows and gambling on wine for fun. Hundreds of officials have shot arrows with bows, and copper coins are dangling. Shi seized the handle of Baiguan and shot Kangxi's title. Kangxi in disguise sneaked into the banquet and suddenly appeared, which caught the officials off guard. At this time, hundreds of officials donated a lot of silver, and Shi raised a lot of relief money for Kangxi.
Kangxi hosted a banquet for the soldiers at the border, and Peng Chun made a slip of the tongue, which made Kangxi very angry. Kangxi privately ordered Bao Si to give him this tone. The next day, Four Treasures of the Study went to Peng Chun's new home in disguise, humiliated Peng Chun and left. The narrow-minded Kangxi was very satisfied with this. Peng Chun suddenly realized that Four Treasures of the Study had come to give Kangxi Xiu. He went straight to the palace to offer a humble apology on the morning of insomnia.
Wen Sibao finished the emperor's orders and planned to celebrate, so they came to Tianbao Palace, Lin. Lin Tianbao couldn't wait to send the other three people home. I quietly hid myself and looked at the Nangong Zilin statue that I had just had painted. Lin Tianbao looked at the portrait of the Nangong Ady and couldn't help being moved. At first, Lin Tianbao ordered people to draw a series of pictures of different facial expressions and clothes, even swimsuit photos. Lin Tianbao studied it carefully and couldn't put it down. Kangxi thought that Four Treasures of the Study would celebrate the dinner and join in the fun, but he didn't want to spoil Lin Tianbao's interest in seeing pictures. At this time, Peng Chun, naked and carrying Vitex negundo, came to Kangxi to plead guilty. Kangxi beat him up and lost his temper completely. When Lin Tianbao saw that Kangxi was in a good mood, he cheated Kangxi's calligraphy family and God of War on the grounds of practicing calligraphy. Lin Tianbao, who loves to show off, framed the imperial book of the emperor, made it into a scholarly plaque, hung it high, and often showed it off to his ministers, selling the God of War to Xie Fang at a high price. What's more, Lin Tianbao is always sour and pretends to be jealous, which makes people afraid to avoid it. Unfortunately, Li Guangdi and others were seriously injured while avoiding Lin Tianbao's poetry reading.
Episode eleven
Li Guangdi was lying in bed in a coma, and Li Qingzhao vowed to avenge her father and repair Lin Tianbao. Kangxi regretted it and suggested that Guan Xiaoxi, a martial arts expert who had just surrendered, steal back the plaque and banner of the scholarly family. Cunning Lin Tianbao has taken precautions. He set up many organs on the plaque of the scholarly family, kept an eye on it, and closed it after his own liking. He was captured by Lin Tianbao. Lin Tianbao either coerces Xiaoxi to do whatever he wants, or tells Wulin what he missed. Xiaoxi refused to do so, and Lin Tianbao made another move, placing a huge portrait of the Nangong Zilin in the yard. Xiaoxi suddenly saw the portrait of Nangong Zilin and was slightly tempted. This small change failed to escape Lin Tianbao's eyes. He knows that Guan Xiaoxi likes Nangong Zilin. Of course, Lin Tianbao understood that it was Kangxi's idea to steal the plaque from Xiaoxi, so he threw out a self-made pornographic version of "The Picture of Nangong Zilin" to make Xiaoxi obey himself. He not only gave the plaque to Xiaoxi for work, but also gave the best set of paintings to Nangong Zilin. Guan Xiaoxi thought for a day, agreed to all the requirements of Lin Tianbao, accepted the best set of picture books, and took the tablet of scholarly family to Kangxi to find a job.
Li Qingzhao disguised herself as a man and lived in Lin Tianbao Mansion, where she got in close contact with Lin Tianbao and waited for revenge. Although Lin Tianbao lost his plaque, he also believed that his scholarly family was praised by the emperor, and he began to write poems in a wagging manner. Every time I tried to recite poems by military officials, when I heard Lin Tianbao's voice in one person's hand and one person's hand, I turned pale. What's more, I was sick again and again. When Lin Tianbao came to the flower and bird market, people were afraid to avoid it and flee. Lin Tianbao was so moved that even Kangxi felt disgusted. History and all the civil servants study and design, Lin Tianbao will never write poetry again. Shi and Kangxi were determined to fight poison with poison, and wrote 1,300 poems, which were sung around day and night. Lin Tianbao was devastated, claiming that he would never write poetry again. Soon, thunderous applause and cheers broke out among the officials, and the officials hugged each other, congratulated each other and cried with joy. Back in the office, Lin Tianbao spouted blood, was bedridden, and was unhappy all day.
Episode XII
First, Lin Tianbao lost his scholarly family, and then he was calculated by the three auxiliary ministers, so he had the idea of suicide. However, Lin Tianbao really had a brainwave. In his spare time, he played the idea of Xie Fang's royal flag of God of War and gave up the idea of suicide. It only took 120 silver to buy the flag of God of War from Xie, but his body recovered. Emperor Kangxi's imperial book of God of War envied the military commanders in the DPRK. Lin Tianbao seized this heart and held an auction in the hotel. The price of the flag of Emperor Kangxi's calligraphy God of War soared in the pursuit of many military commanders. Xie Fang, who was cheated, came to the auction site to spoil it, but was reused by Lin Tianbao. Xie Fang flew into a rage. The banner was finally bought by Feiyanggu for 1.2 million yuan. General Sabusu was not satisfied, but Lin Tianbao made a wish to let Sabusu get another flag of war saints, which made everyone happy.
Kangxi urgently called Lin Tianbao into the palace. Before the silver ticket was heated in Lin Tianbao's boots, Kangxi forced it out on the grounds of measuring the size of clothes and shoes. Lin Tianbao gave it to Kangxi for liberation. When he came out of the Golden Temple, Lin Tianbao vomited blood and fainted. The existence of relief funds made Kangxi and Shi beaming, but the ability of DPRK officials to throw two thousand yuan also surprised Kangxi.
Shi and Nalan ordered Xuzhou to provide disaster relief. When the inn broke up, it was besieged by Nangong Zilin and taken hostage. At the foot of Woniu Mountain, Huang Tianba, the general who escorted the imperial grain, was ambushed by Nangong aristocratic gang in the suburb of Xuzhou, and the relief grain was robbed. Xie Fang rushed to the rescue without telling Kangxi. People from Lin Tianbao and unknown so followed them all the way to Woniu Mountain. Nangong Bu, the owner of Woniu Shanzhai, captured Lin Tianbao and wanted to use Lin Tianbao's heart as an appetizer. When Lin Tianbao was beheaded, he talked a lot about the theory of "eating the heart". He went back to Bigan to dissect the heart, and recently he talked about a secret system of dominating the Jianghu, which convinced Nangong Bubu. Nangong Bu invited Lin Tianbao to join the partnership, and Lin Tianbao was reborn and committed to Woniu Mountain.
Episode thirteen
The news that Xie Fang and Nalan Rong Ruo arrived at Xuejiabao reached Woniu Mountain. Nangong Bubu put Nangong Zilin under house arrest for fear of another accident. Nangong Zilin was unwilling, but it was difficult to escape at the moment. Xie Fang led an army to surround Woniu Mountain and Xuejiabao, and called all the experts to rescue Stone, the leader of Wulin. Deus ex, the leader of Xuejiabao, turned to Nangongbu in Woniu Mountain for help, hoping to eat Xie Amplified Army from the inside out. The Nangong cloth sent Lin Tianbao to let Wencheng return to Xue Jiabao, and also sent a rare treasure-Seven Star Beads. This is just a plot of Nangong Department. The night pearl will attract many greedy people, and Xue Jiabao will become a grave sooner or later.
Lin Tianbao was poisoned in the old stubborn shop, stole the night pearl and fled to Nalan, Rong Ruo. As a result, Nalan Rong Ruo forced him to go back to Woniu Mountain to be undercover. Lin Tianbao undercover in Woniu Mountain, conducted a secret investigation, got a lot of key first-hand information, found the dungeon where Shi and others were held, and accidentally met the Nangong Zilin, which made him unable to help himself. Xie Fang borrowed soldiers and cannons from Yang Fei's ancient army through Fang Shang Bao Dao. After saving the stone, he blew up Niu Shan. Woniu Mountain, Nangong Bu wanted to eat the heart of the stone, pretending to be an expert in eating the heart, and took over the power of life and death for the stone.
The 40th episode
Wu Youshan. The Nangong Ady was badly hurt, and parted ways with her, determined to kill Kangxi, mutually assured destruction with Guan Xiaoxi, and completed the final mission. Persuaded by her, she waited for Lin Tianbao alone in Wuyou Mountain.
Beijing and Lin Tianbao gave all the information about Luotian back to Kangxi, and Luotian had a wide influence. Kangxi felt that rivers and lakes were everywhere in the world. Kangxi ordered Four Treasures of the Study to try his best to eradicate the bad influence of cults among the people. Lin Tianbao was poisoned by Ady in Zhongnangong. Suddenly, Doctor Tai came to treat him and prescribed a daughter's prescription. Lin Tianbao wants money, but it's not fatal. Kangxi scolded Tianbao and paid his medical expenses. But Kangxi knew about Lin Tianbao and her, and at the same time did not forget the relationship between Guan Xiaoxi and Nangong Zilin. Since Kangxi abolished the three ministers, no one can compete with the four treasures of the command. Kangxi occasionally felt uneasy. From then on, Kangxi's bet with the mad monk Yin Xue was completely fulfilled, and Four Treasures of the Study was the best and most important official. It's exactly three years now. Four Treasures of the Study remembered the agreement of Master Yin Xue and told the truth to Kangxi. Kangxi was shocked and furious, and sent four people to death row. When Kangxi learned what happened, he felt that Shunzhi must have done it, and his mood was complicated. Yin Xue came to book, arrived three years later, and Wutai Mountain was taken away. Kangxi decided to go to Wutai Mountain to meet Shunzhi for a while, and put Four Treasures of the Study in a cage to go with him.
Wu Youshan. She is so sad that she can't wait for Lin Tianbao. Sitting on the edge of the virgin pool, she couldn't help thinking of the happy time with Tianbao, their first meeting and kiss. Her face was already in tears, and she finally realized that she was not a Buddha mother, but an ordinary girl who was lovesick. She jumped into the pool and shouted Lin Tianbao's name crazily.
On the road. Kangxi led Guan Xiaoxi and Huang Tianba's troops to Wutai Mountain, and Four Treasures of the Study was locked in a cage and placed at the end of the team. Lin Tianbao heard her call in a trance, and tears blurred her eyes. She prayed in her heart and told her not to wait for herself, because he knew it was a run.
Wutai Mountain. The old monk in Shunzhi cleaned the temple and meditated in front of Yinxue Mountain. At the foot of the mountain, Kangxi arrived with a large group of people. Snow seal was introduced into Kangxi. In the temple, Kangxi met Shunzhi who swept the floor and didn't pay attention. Yin Xue couldn't bear to watch his disciples suffer. He would rather not have Wutai Mountain, as long as his disciples were free. Kangxi agreed not only to spare the four men but also to hand over Wutai Mountain and see Shunzhi. With a wave of Kangxi's hand, the city gate was wide open, and a large group of people who followed Kangxi had changed into royal robes and dresses. The huge imperial sedan stopped at the foot of the mountain and waited for Shunzhi. It seems that Kangxi will not leave until he takes Shunzhi away. Kangxi knelt down and begged Shunzhi to meet him. Shunzhi only made a noise, saying that dad just swept the floor for you, and we have already met. Kangxi was frightened, and a few proverbs of Shunzhi moved Kangxi. Kangxi knew that he had no chance to say goodbye to Shunzhi. Shunzhi and Yin Xue left. Kangxi experienced the pain of losing his father again in a short time, and Kangxi almost collapsed. At this point, the witch Ady appeared. The Nangong defeated Kangxi's bodyguard with peerless martial arts, and Guan Xiaoxi released Four Treasures of the Study. Everyone joined forces to besiege Nangong Zilin. Kangxi was furious and did it himself, but he still couldn't beat Nangong Zilin. Guan Xiaoxi, Nalan and others were seriously injured and defeated, and Nangong Zilin went to Kangxi alone. Kangxi saw that many of his guards were killed by Nangong for himself, and remembered what Shunzhi said. He threw away his weapon and closed his eyes to meditate. Nangong Zilin once had a meal, and he took a knife and cut it at Kangxi. Guan Xiaoxi knelt in front of Kangxi, naked, with four big characters behind him: Nangong Zilin, facing Nangong Zilin. The nangongshan's hand stopped. As we all know, only one person walked out of the door today. Guan Xiaoxi knows that he is no longer an opponent. However, if he wants to kill Kangxi, he will kill himself. If Nangong doesn't kill Kangxi, he will kill Nangong Zilin for Kangxi. Kangxi just wanted to escape into an empty net and stay out of it. The Nangong Ady was driven crazy by himself and decided to die with Guan Xiaoxi and Kangxi. At the critical moment, there seems to be a force that makes Nangong Zilin unable to start work. Shunzhi appeared, enlightened the Nangong Ady, took her away for a year, and became violent for her. Guan Xiaoxi and Nangong made an appointment to meet at Wutai Mountain one year later. Shunzhi Nangong Zuo.
Kangxi and his party in Guanjia Town passed through Guanjia Town, the hometown of Guanxiaoxi. Guan Yu is respected here and is proficient in the Three Kingdoms. When Kangxi was eating in a restaurant, several people made a lot of jokes. After the great events that happened during this period, Kangxi also understood the truth that water can carry a boat and overturn it, and treated the people leniently. At the same time, he also knows more about political means, amnesty the world, and the three auxiliary ministers and the command Four Treasures of the Study were rediscovered. Since then, the peak of the Kangxi era has arrived.
Near the New Year, Lin Tianbao proposed to hold a banquet for all peoples. Kangxi was very happy and asked Lin Tianbao to comprehensively plan and operate the banquet for all peoples. Outside the noon gate, a banquet was held in honor of the generals, and Kangxi hosted a banquet in honor of the civil and military officials and the people of Beijing. On the stage, there is a lively scene. Lin Tianbao in series below, reselling the emperor titles, they don't understand, Lin Tianbao played this again, please Kangxi rate zodiac stage New Year. Kangxi agreed and led twelve ministers, including Lin Tianbao, to be in power for one hundred years. Lin Tianbao took the opportunity to let Kangxi seal the titles of himself and eleven other ministers, such as the Monkey King and Dog King. It's time. At this moment, fireworks are flying all over the sky and all the guns are ringing. Kangxi led the crowd to celebrate and everyone was happy. The whole play ended in a firework.
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