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What are some jokes that make people happy at once?
1. A man was walking in the street and saw his ex-girlfriend. Then his ex-girlfriend came over and said, long time no see. How are you? M: Not bad. What about you? Woman: I'm getting married soon. Let me tell you, after all, we loved each other! Man: If it weren't for your mother, it would be me now! Then the man walked away. At this moment, the woman suddenly turned to him and said, how are you and my mother?
2. The woman woke up leisurely, and the smell of disinfectant made her uncomfortable. She frowned and said, "This smell is disgusting ..." The man frowned and said coldly to the doctor and nurse next to him, "Air, change."
Doing morning exercises in the morning, the class teacher led the team, and a classmate fell down while running. Lao Ban: "What's the matter with you?" The classmate said, "I tripped!" " Old class: "tripped?" What did you trip over on this bare road? "The classmate said," I tripped over the zebra crossing. "
4. After marriage, maybe the food is too good and the weight soars to 160 kg. My wife bought a treadmill and told me to run every day to lose weight. On Sunday, I happened to be alone at home, with bare arms and two pieces of meat on my chest shaking. I took out my wife's hood and put it on, not to mention it was quite suitable. Running, my wife came back, opened the door and came in, followed by two girlfriends, and the temperature suddenly dropped to freezing point.
If these jokes don't make you happy, I strongly recommend you to watch the Japanese drama I am a mobile phone. The whole drama is accompanied by the breath of sand sculpture. Obviously, it depends on the sand sculpture. This is a really enjoyable play.
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