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Are there any difficult and funny brain teasers? Attach the answer

1, sharp turn: What inspiration did Beethoven give students? Brainstorm and answer: Reciting textbooks will be more (more).

Brainstorm: There is a sign on a bridge that says "Don't cross the bridge". But many people still ignore it and go on. Why do you think it is? Brainstorm answer: The name of this bridge is "No Crossing"

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Brainstorm question: it depends on the owner to beat the dog, and what to watch when beating the tiger? Brainstorm answer: It depends on whether you have the courage.

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Brainstorming question: when several objects of the same size and shape are side by side, is it possible that the closer you are to yourself, the smaller the object looks and the farther it is from you? Brainstorm answer: This will happen if specular reflection is used.

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Brainstorming question: What kind of wheel just won't turn? Brainstorm answer: windmill wheels

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Brainstorm question: There are many teeth. What is something that can bite people's hair? Brainstorming answer: hairpin

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Brainstorm question: What animal stays up late every day? Brainstorm answer: panda, look at its dark circles.

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Brainstorm question: Dan was told that her clothes had no buttons, but she didn't care. Why? Brainstorm answer: zipper

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Brainstorming: There are two cars driving at the same speed on two adjacent roads. Soon after, although neither car changed speed, car B suddenly began to overtake car A. Is this possible? Both roads are straight lines. Answer: Lane A has a downhill section, which makes the distance longer.

Brainstorming question: What makes you gnash your teeth? Brainstorm answer: zipper

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Brainstorm question: which tooth was lost last? Brainstorm answer: dentures

Brainstorm question: In a zoo, when the keeper forgot to lock the cage, two lions ran away and ran around in the park. People are looking for administrators while avoiding danger, while administrators are hiding in safer places. Where is this place? Brainstorm answer: in the lion cage

Brainstorming problem: two people came to the river at the same time, both of them wanted to cross the river, but there was only one boat, which could only carry 1 person. Can they all cross the river? Answer: Yes, because they are on both sides of the river.

Brainstorm question: What says "Dad" won't touch each other, but calling "Dad" will touch you twice? Brainstorm answer: upper and lower lips

Brainstorm question: Who goes to see a doctor every day? Brain teaser answer: doctor

Brainstorming question: Why does Xiao Wang 13 need candles on his birthday? Brainstorm and answer: there was a power outage that night, and one was used for lighting.

Brainstorming question: What do most self-employed people live on in today's society? Brainstorm answer: mouth

Brainstorming: There is a master with high martial arts. On rainy days, he went out without any rainproof items, and his whole body was wet, but his hair was not wet at all. What happened? Brainstorm answer: He is a monk and has no hair.

Brainstorm question: What is the thing that you never eat for breakfast? Brainstorm answer: lunch and dinner

Brain teaser: Lao Zhang has a serious stomach trouble, but he always goes to the dentist five days a week. Why? Answer: Lao Zhang is a dentist.

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Brainstorming topic: Xiao Ming's father asked someone to sit down, and Xiao Ming also found a place to sit in the same room, but Xiao Ming's father could not sit in Xiao Ming's position. Where is Xiaoming sitting and why? Answer: Xiaoming is sitting on his father's lap.

Brainstorm question: What are the benefits of dark skin? Brainstorm answer: not afraid of tanning

Brainstorming problem: Three people want to cross the road, and there is no traffic at that time, but only two people walk to one side of the sidewalk. Where's the other guy? Brainstorm answer: On the other side of the road.

Brainstorming problem: Three people were walking in the street with umbrellas, but they didn't get wet. Why? Brain teaser answer: because it didn't rain.

Brainstorming question: What would you do if your child had only one right hand? Brainstorm answer: nonsense, no one has two right hands.

Brain teaser: Two planes full of passengers collided in the air. Why was no one injured on the plane? Brain teaser answer: everyone on the plane is dead.

Brainstorm question: What was the first animal you saw in the zoo? Brainstorming answer: command

Brainstorming question: There is a boat with a limit of 50 people, and there are already 49 people on board. Later, a pregnant woman got on the boat, and the boat still sank into the water. Why? Brainstorm answer: it's a submarine.

Brainstorming question: There are two prisoners in a cell, one of whom will be locked up for a year for stealing, and the other will be locked up for a year for robbery and murder, but only for two months. Why? Brainstorm answer: the murderer was shot two months later.

Brainstorming question: A policeman has a younger brother, but the younger brother denies having a brother. Why? Brainstorm answer: Because that policeman is a woman.

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Brainstorm question: Little mother is washing clothes, but after washing for a long time, the clothes are still dirty. Why? Brain teaser answer: Because she washes other people's clothes.

Brain teaser: A man with a broken marriage has a knife on his desk. what does he want to do? Brainstorm answer: learn to cook by yourself.

Brainstorming problem: A heavy rain, busy farmers have to escape, but there is still one person. Why? Brainstorm answer: that's a scarecrow.

Brainstorm question: Dongdong's pigeon laid an egg at Mingming's house. Who should this egg belong to? Brainstorm answer: pigeon's

Brainstorming question: What is universality? Brainstorm answer: telephone

Brainstorming question: Is the story of Alibaba and the Forty Thieves an Oriental Night Tan or a Western Night Tan? Brainstorm answer: no, it's fantasy.

Brainstorm question: A piece of wood weighs 5 tons. What is the load of the ship from upstream to downstream? Brainstorm answer: you don't need a boat, you can transport the wood from upstream to downstream by putting it in the water.

Brain teaser: A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? Brain teaser answer: the truck driver is walking.

Brainstorming problem: A building caught fire, and many people watched, but no one called the police. Why? A: It was the police building that caught fire.

Brainstorming question: three gold "Xin", three water "Miao" and three people "Zhong", so what should the three ghosts be called? Brainstorm answer: call for help

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Brainstorm question: Why do white sheep eat more than black sheep? Answer: Because there are more white sheep than black sheep in the world.

Forty two.

Brainstorm question: Xiao Wang went to the meeting at noon. Why didn't he see anyone? Brainstorming answer: there is no shadow.

Brainstorm question: Is there any way to make eyebrows grow under the eyes? Brainstorm answer: stand

Forty-four

Brainstorm question: Xiaoming drew a big circle. Do you know where it started? Brainstorm answer: Start with the pen tip.

Brainstorming problem: there is half a bottle of wine, and the bottle mouth is stuffed with a cork. How can you drink the wine in the bottle without breaking the bottle, unplugging the cork and drilling holes in the cork? Brainstorm answer: Knock the cork into the bottle.

Brainstorming topic: A deaf-mute went to a hardware store to buy nails. He held out two fingers of his left hand to make it look like he was holding a nail, and then held out his right hand to make it look like a hammer. The waiter took out a hammer for him. He shook his head and brought him a nail. He bought it with satisfaction. Then a blind man came. How does he buy scissors? Brainstorm answer: blind people can talk.

Brainstorming topic: On a dark night, Lao Wang is reading and watching at home. His wife said, "It's too late. Turn off the lights and sleep. " Just turn off the lights, but old Li Wang didn't care to continue reading, and he finished reading the book all the time. What is this? Answer: Lao Wang is blind. He is reading Braille.

Brainstorm question: What's the first action when the driver gets on his car? Brainstorm answer: The first action is to sit down.

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Brainstorming question: What kind of strong person should you never be? Brainstorm answer: robber

Brainstorm question: What bridge has no water? Brainstorm answer: overpass

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Brain teaser: Fangfang lost her student ID card at the school gate. What should she do? Brainstorm answer: pick it up.

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Brainstorming question: What kind of word is more suitable to describe a clumsy person's agility? Brainstorm answer: hurry up

Brain teaser: There is a newborn baby, born on the same day of the same year, with the same parents, but not twins. Is this possible? Brainstorm answer: it may be triplets.

Brainstorming question: A fire broke out in a building. After Mr. Chen fled to the roof, there was no way out, so he fled to the roof next door. The distance between the two floors is only 10 cm, but Mr. Chen fell to his death. Why? Brainstorm answer: two buildings, one with 30 floors and the other with 3 floors.

Brainstorm question: which race runs faster than who? Brainstorm answer: tug of war

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Brainstorming question: when eating an apple, take a bite ... it's terrible to see one bug, even more terrible to see two bugs, and the most terrible to see several bugs. Brainstorming answer: half a worm

Brain teaser: Xiaoming bought a shirt from 75 yuan on 100, and the boss only gave him 5 yuan. Why? Answer: Xiaoming only gave the boss 80 yuan.

Brainstorming question: What door will never be closed? Brainstorm answer: goal

Brainstorm question: Dongdong's pigeon laid an egg at Mingming's house. Who should this egg belong to? Brainstorm answer: pigeon's

Brainstorm question: it depends on the owner to beat the dog, and what to watch when beating the tiger? Brainstorm answer: It depends on whether you have the courage.

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Brainstorming topic: Rose, who just went to kindergarten in Grade One, has never studied mathematics, but the teacher praised her as one of the best in mathematics. Why? Brainstorm answer: because he will only be one of the best.

Brainstorming question: What else will others know about you when you brag about your strengths? Brainstorm answer: know that you are not stupid.

Brainstorming theme: Xiaoming and Wang Xiao play coin toss. Xiao Ming throws ten heads. Ask him what is the probability of throwing yin and yang for the eleventh time? Brainstorm answer: 50%

Brainstorming topic: there is a lettering gentleman, and the price list he hangs is written like this: carve the four corners of "official script"; Carve "Song Style Imitation" at 6 corners and "Your Seal" at 8 corners; Engrave "Your Valentine's Seal" 1.2 yuan. Then what is the unit price of his lettering? Brainstorm answer: 20 cents per word

Brainstorming topic: The teacher assigned the students to write a composition entitled "If I were a manager". Most students immediately buried themselves in writing, except one boy who leaned back in his chair and was indifferent. The teacher asked him why he didn't write, and he gave him an answer that made him laugh and cry. Brainstorm answer: I am waiting for the secretary.

Brainstorming question: Give 10 children 50 pieces of candy, the quantity is different. You can't break the sugar. Can you share it? Brainstorming answer: No, because "1+2+3...+ 10" = 55.

Brainstorming: Give a deck of cards to Big and Xiao Wang, carefully wash the remaining 52 cards, and then divide them into two piles, A and B, with 26 cards in each pile. If this is divided into 10 thousand times, how many times should the black card of pile A be equal to the red card of pile B? Brainstorm answer: all are equal.

Sixty-eight

Brainstorm question: Your father and your mother have a son. He is neither your brother nor your brother. Who is he? Brainstorm answer: it's yourself.

Sixty-nine

Brainstorming question: What has the same production date and effective date? Brainstorm answer: daily newspaper

Brainstorming question: How many minutes does it take for 8 people to eat 8 fast food and 16 people to eat 16 fast food? Brainstorm answer: 10 minutes.

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Brainstorming problem: On an operating bus, only one third of people buy tickets, but the conductor and driver are indifferent. There are no children among the passengers, no friends between the driver and the conductor, and no monthly ticket holders. Why? Answer: There is only one passenger on the bus.

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Brainstorming question: What number minus half equals zero? Brainstorm answer: 8

Brainstorm question: How many cubic meters of silt is there in a pond 4 meters long, 3 meters wide and 2 meters deep? Brainstorm answer: the pond is empty and there is no silt.

Brainstorm question: What cakes can't be eaten? Brainstorm answer: discus

Brainstorm question: Xiaobai bought a box of jiaozi incense, and an average roll of jiaozi incense can be lit for half an hour. If he wants to measure 45 minutes, what should he do? Brainstorm answer: first light both ends of a roll of mosquito-repellent incense and light one end of another roll of mosquito-repellent incense at the same time. When the mosquito-repellent incense lit at both ends is not completely burned out, it takes just 45 minutes to light the other end of the mosquito-repellent incense lit at one end and burn it out.

Brainstorming question:? In the dining room, there are two fathers and sons eating. They each ordered a steak from 70 yuan, and only paid 2 10 yuan when paying the bill. Why? Brainstorm answer: these are three grandparents and grandchildren.

Brainstorming question: At a banquet, a couple shook hands with guests 48 times. How many people are there at the party? Brainstorm answer: 26 talents

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Brain teaser: This is an old question: A man came to the river with a dog, a rabbit and a basket of cabbage. The river is deep and waist-high. He can only take one thing across the river at a time. But dogs want to bite rabbits, and rabbits want to eat vegetables. How can he get there? Brainstorm answer: first bring rabbits, come back empty-handed, then bring Chinese cabbage, bring rabbits, bring dogs, come back empty-handed, and then bring rabbits back.

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Brain teaser: Do you know that the hotter the weather, the higher it climbs? Brain teaser answer: thermometer

Brainstorm question: What are the flowers that bloom all year round? Brain teaser answer: plastic flowers

Brainstorm question: What shoes will you never wear to go shopping? Brainstorm answer: roller skates

Brainstorming question: how to distinguish veterans from recruits when skydiving? Brainstorm answer: there are shoe prints on the recruits' buttocks.

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Brainstorming question: Mrs. Chen is not terminally ill. Why did the doctor say she was hopeless? Brain teaser answer: she has no money to buy medicine.

Brainstorming question: What kind of missile can go straight to the target at an ultra-low speed of 30 kilometers per hour, with a height of about 2 meters near the surface, and can also make a 90-degree sharp turn in the middle? Brainstorm answer: the missile in the car

Brainstorm question: Why do Indians grab food with their hands? Brainstorm answer: Because hands are cleaner than feet.

Brainstorm question: Why does a very hungry cat run away immediately after seeing a mouse? Brain teaser answer: I went to chase mice.

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Brainstorming question: If Zhuge Liang were alive, what would be different in the world now? Brainstorm answer: there will be one more person.

Brainstorm question: What do you want to pay for when someone invites you to dinner? Brainstorm answer: go to court

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Brainstorming problem: iron will rust if it is left outside. Where is the gold? Brainstorm answer: people will take it away.

Brainstorming question: A blind man walked to the edge of a cliff, stopped suddenly, and then walked back. Why? Brainstorm answer: he is just blind in one eye.

Brainstorm question: What is the longest nose and the second longest nose of an elephant in a zoo? Brainstorming answer: elephants

Brainstorming problem: The reason why adults are late for work is traffic jam. What is the reason why the child is late? Brain teaser answer: Mom overslept.

Brainstorming question: What's the difference between French laughter and ours? Brainstorm answer: They laughed in French.

Brainstorming question: There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this? Brainstorm answer: little tiger

Brainstorm question: Who does the barber like least? Brainstorm answer: Bald people.

Brain teaser: There is a strange thing. It can carry ten thousand tons of heavy objects, but it can't carry a grain of sand. What is this? Brainstorm answer: seawater

Brain teaser topic: slip away (hint: pay attention to homonym) Three trees, you have to tie 10 horse, only one can't double? How do you tie it? Brainstorming answer: 1+3+6= 10.

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Brain teaser: Xiaohua said that he could make all the toys in the room disappear in 1 second. Is this possible? Brainstorm answer: close your eyes.

1 What should I do first to turn my dream into reality? Answer: Get up.

There is a flock of sheep on the hillside, and a flock of sheep is coming. How many sheep are there in a * *? Answer: It's still a regiment!

What ship is the safest? Answer: A boat parked on the beach.

Some sell, some don't buy, and there are many sales every day. Answer: threshold

A wolf went into the sheepfold and wanted to eat sheep, but why didn't he eat sheep? Answer: because: there are no sheep in the sheepfold!

Why does the sun get up earlier than people every day? Answer: because: people sleep later than the sun!

What is green if you don't eat it, red if you eat it and black if you spit it out? Answer: Watermelon

A patient went to the hospital for a health check-up. Why did the doctor say "leave me alone"? What's wrong with the patient? Answer: Cross-eyed

Two fathers and sons went hunting, and each got a wild duck, but only three. Why? Answer: Three grandparents and grandchildren.

10 Grandpa I've never seen before. What kind of grandfather is he? Answer: God.

1 1 The guest sent a basket of strawberries, and Beibei clamored for strawberries. But my mother said there were no strawberries at home. Why? Answer: What the guest sent me was just a picture.

12 Who has the worst heart? Answer: People with gastroenteritis.

What's the difference between Superman and Batman? Answer: one pair of underwear is worn inside and the other is worn outside.

14 How many words are there in Xinhua Dictionary? Answer: Four.

15 throwing stones with eggs, why didn't the eggs break? Answer: How to break eggs by throwing stones with your left hand?

16 iron will rust outside, but what about gold? Answer: it will be stolen.

17 Do you have a double-sided box? Answer: Yes! Internal and external training.

18 What's the best way to cheat? Answer: magician

Light light blue is not sick, but her mouth is open and closed all night? Answer: She eats melon seeds.

There is a fire in the room, so Xiao Ming can't open the door. How did he get out later? Answer: Push the door open.

0 1 Bear comes prepared.

The eleventh book is incredible (BOOK 1 1)

What kind of bat doesn't need to rest and be untidy (bat)

It's amazing that a person is painted gold (a golden person)

The sheep stopped breathing and stood high (the sheep didn't exhale)

Don't drop your mobile phone in the toilet. Opportunity knocks but once.

Xiaoyu told Xiaoming that her father was impotent and couldn't stop (Jade's father couldn't).

Dogs can't bark when crossing a wooden bridge, and they never forget anything.

Bees stop on the calendar. Sunny weather (bees and calendars)

10 Kill two birds with one stone

1 1 A group of women are talking nonsense (no chicken talk)

12 A group of people threw eggs at the gun, and bullets rained down.

13 painters prefer to draw thick ropes to draw thin ropes.

14 Love at first sight for the piano under construction (piano under construction)

15 eating with chopsticks is very popular (chopsticks are for people)

16 chicken-duck dialogue: chicken and duck talk.

17 got all 101.

18 There are ten sheep, nine are squatting in the sheepfold and one is squatting in the pigsty (one sheep is squatting wrong).

19 the sheep called the eagle, and the eagle picked up the phone and said "hello", and obeyed Yin (the sheep called the eagle "hello")

Who doesn't have a phone? Tianyi (Tianyi Seamless Mobile Phone)

2 1 Who knows birds best? A frightened bird knows a bird.

Why did the ancients lie on the ice and beg for carp? Bing bing you Li

Why does a stallion run faster than a mare? Whip the flying horse to a faster speed-accelerate.

The hat is dirty. Why should it be turned over? Zhang Guan Dai Li (wearing a dirty crown)

Why do newborn children die? go/walk through fire and water―defy all difficulties and dangers

Why is it so melancholy to paint the knife blue? Inviolability (blue)

Why did the teacher remind us to cherish the four arrows when we were young? Time flies (four arrows)

Why is the middle school attached? Stillbirth (attached middle school)

How to keep ducks from flying away? Give it a wing.

How to make sparrows quiet? Press it (mute)

3 1 How to make things bigger? (It's cold) Endurance is great.

What kind of snake has many mouths? Collision (snake)

The one who washes his face is called a washbasin. What about the one who washed his hands? Golden basin (wash one's hands in golden basin)

What juice tastes the worst? rack one's brains

What can you see on the guillotine in hell? stealthy

Who can easily finish three years of high school? Teacher Rui (I can't believe it. Please read ?ㄤ)

How to distinguish a delicious butcher shop from a dog meat shop? Dog meat shops will hang sheep's heads at the door (selling dog meat by hanging sheep's heads)

Why do you tell a cold joke three times at a time? Think twice before you act (think twice before you act)

Why do cats like to hit people? (This question is white enough and rotten enough) Because cats like "cats"? box

How much do 40 stars weigh? 8 grams (Starbucks Star 8 grams)

4 1 What will happen after Miller of the electric motorcade dies? Maitreya

Why is "seven ups and eight downs" seven ups and eight downs? (it's too much to play ~ ~) because "eight is below seven"

Why can't you see God's dick? Don't reveal the secret.

Which song has the lyrics of "CoCo Lee"? The moon represents my heart ("CoCo Lee", how much I love you ...)

What exercise do you want to do with your back? (This is more skirts) Jane sports.

Which snake has the strongest vitality? A three-inch golden tongue (snake)

Why are icebergs "horns"? The other foot was broken by the Titanic.

Why don't men go out? Because you go out, you become a "layman"

What chair do you like best? enjoy

Why am I born cold? Because I want to, so I am (I am ~ ~, so I am)

A man stood on a high mountain, under a bright moon, reached for it and said a word. Excuse me, what is that man doing?

The correct answer is: that man Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it?

Answer: I brushed my false teeth.

What door will never close?

Answer: goal

There is a ladder hanging on the side of the boat, 2 meters from the sea surface, and the sea water rises by half a meter every hour. How many hours can seawater submerge the ladder?

Answer: A rising tide lifts all boats, so the ladder will never be flooded.

When the car turns right, which tire does not turn?

Answer: spare tire

What books can't you buy in the bookstore?

Answer: Secretary.

What water will never be used up?

Answer: saliva

A man was chased by a tiger. Suddenly a big river appeared in front of him. He can't swim, but he passed. Why?

Answer: I was stunned.

Two brothers with the same appearance were drafted into the army at the same time. They are related by blood and have the same date of birth and parents' names. The company commander asked him if he was a twin. They said no, why?

Answer: Two of the triplets

There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the next day, the guards opened the prison door and found another prisoner inside?

A: The name of the fugitive is Du.

What can solve all the mysteries?

Answer: the answer

In today's society, what do most self-employed people who distribute big money rely on to eat?

Answer: mouth

What should be hidden and secretly used, and then secretly given to others after use?

Answer: negative film

A magnifying glass can magnify anything, but there is one thing that cannot be magnified. What is this?

Answer: Angle.

Six-year-old Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her?

Answer: Because mom asked dad to fix Xiaoming well.

When will the clock in Times Square ring 13?

Answer: when it is time to repair.

What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning?

Answer: Open your eyes.

A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was okay?

Answer: The truck driver didn't drive at that time.

In ancient times, who became a father-in-law first and then a father?

Answer: eunuch

Xiao Li hurt his face by drinking. When he came home, he was afraid that his wife would blame him. He went to the bathroom and put a band-aid on the mirror, but his wife scolded him the next day. Why?

Answer: The wound sticks to the mirror.

If someone asks you for directions, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing?

Answer: Is this the earth?

What kind of competition does the winner get no prize and the loser gets a prize?

Answer: punch in and drink.

Xiao Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't open the door with all his strength. Why?

Answer: Just push it away.

There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time?

Answer: Next.

Why do hospitals never accept patients?

Answer: Veterinary hospital

Two fathers and sons went to buy hats, and each bought one. Why did they only buy three?

Answer: Three generations.

What melon can't be eaten?

Answer: fool

Why do four 9s add up to 100?

Answer: 99+9/9 = 100.

When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in.

Answer: When going to the toilet.

When Xiao Wang stood guard at the post, he clearly saw an enemy quietly touching him. Why did he turn a blind eye?

Answer: aim at the target.

Is it black-bone chicken or white chicken? Why?

Answer: Black chickens are very powerful. They can lay white eggs, but white chickens can't lay black eggs.

Everything in the world melts when heated, but one thing solidifies when heated. What is this?

Answer: eggs

In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in the same test paper, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why?

Answer: It's all blank.

What is the product with the same production date and effective date?

Answer: newspapers

There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he?

Answer: myself.

Which word is common all over the world?

Answer: Arabic numerals

Mr Xu made a big mistake. When he reached for his pocket in front of his wife, some bar matchboxes, horse tickets that didn't win the prize, and photos of old lovers were scattered all over the floor. In the panic, in order to avoid quarreling, he immediately covered something with his hand. What will he cover up?

Answer: Cover your wife's eyes.

Does this ice look like aluminum foil?

A: Treading on thin ice (such as aluminum foil ice)

This letter is made of two eggs (four-word idiom)

Answer: swear (the letter is ball)

Wheat was stolen on both sides (four-word idiom)?

A: Everything is a thief.

Cattle in Cleisthenes stop barking after swimming (four-word idiom)?

Answer: foolhardy (swimming without moo)

A tortoise is famous for carrying a cross (four-word idiom)?

Answer: deserved it (cross turtle)

Girls hang their mobile phones on their chests (guess the name of the fruit)?

Answer: Litchi (milk machine)

Why do some people like reading comics?

Answer: boring.

On the bus, two people are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word. Why?

Answer: This is a deaf-mute couple.

Please think it over. What is the biggest shadow you see?

A: The shadow of the earth means every night.

Mrs. Kim has always been outspoken. What made her suddenly speak hesitatingly?

Answer: Mrs. King hesitates when she eats sugar cane.

There is a medicine that you want to take at the drugstore but you can't buy it. What medicine is this?

Answer: regret medicine

People often jump from ten meters high without any safety devices. Why?

Answer: high platform diving

What rain will kill people?

Answer: Bullets.

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