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No, this is a great article.

No, this is a great article.

Have you been exposed to prose in your study, work or life? Prose needs the author's subjective feelings, which is second only to poetry in all styles. The following is a short essay I arranged for you.

The fate of the essay 1 pushes you to the extreme and often gives you a chance to fight back. Ignorant Xiao Ye probably experienced such an providential arrangement.

After the baptism of mud and cold erosion, I stumbled and stumbled along the way, and the ignorant lobules gradually became calm and calm from the initial tension and excitement.

The bell of the exam came to mind. She calmly waved to her cousin, made an "OK" gesture and walked into the examination room. The exam is actually very easy. In Xiao Ye's view, there is no difficulty in grade one. It's just who looks at the questions more carefully and works harder. That's all.

When the bell rang at the end, the ignorant girl still calmly put down the examination paper, leisurely walked out of the examination room and found her cousin outside the examination room.

"How, is the exam difficult?" Cousin asked with a smile.

"Nothing, I don't feel anything. I may still make mistakes." Xiao Ye is not sure whether his answer is correct.

"It's okay, don't think about it after the exam. What does it look like? Don't worry about it. " Cousin is open-minded to comfort.

Xiao Ye, a freshman, has no idea about this exam, only regards it as a task. After the exam, the task is completed. As for the result, I didn't think much.

Next, shouldn't it be a very relaxing moment? You don't have to struggle out of the warm bed, you don't have to run on the way to school when it's dark, and more importantly, the end of a semester means that the year is coming, and mom and brother will come back. ...

How beautiful the world is, how wonderful the holidays are, friends, put down the books, let them stick, let's get high!

"Hey, what? Hey, winter vacation homework hasn't done it yet? " The partner suddenly poured cold water on it.

"winter vacation homework, what's the hurry? Haven't you sent it yet? When you get the report card, there will be winter vacation homework! " Xiao Ye didn't care, still smiling like a flower.

"Alas, my mother asked me to read all the books during the holiday!" The partner is sad, and the book in his hand is always on standby, so he can pick it up and read it at any time.

"Oh, I'm really diligent. Fortunately, my parents are not at home, and no one is chanting in my ear. " Xiao Ye naturally understands his partner's mood, but this is just a mantra, "Do you still want to study? If you want to study for me, do it at home ... "and so on.

There is no one to play with her, go and play by yourself! Xiao Ye is sitting here tossing and turning, seeing that the day of receiving the report card is getting closer and closer, but she seems to have forgotten it. Ah, isn't the exam finished? What report card should I bring? Just ask my uncle to bring it back.

"Don't you want to know your grades in advance?" Asked the partner.

"Why do you want to know in advance? What should come will always come back. It's no use dreaming when you shouldn't come! " Xiaoye freely cried.

"Ask your uncle!"

"Don't ask!" Xiao also wants to keep this secret.

Xiao Ye didn't ask, but uncle came to see you.

That day, Xiao Ye was playing in Xiaoping, when my uncle suddenly came over, with a straight face and a low voice, and asked seriously, "Xiao Ye, how did you do in this exam?" Put your hands back and replace them with the dignified teacher on the podium.

Xiao Ye's heart jumped sharply, stopped playing, stood respectfully in front of the teacher and said with trepidation, "I don't know, maybe I didn't do very well in the exam."

Looking at his uncle's serious face, Xiao Ye was still shaking in his heart: Did you fail in the exam? Did you really fail? What a mess.

Uncle has been reading papers in the central primary school in the village these days. Today is the last day. The finishing work, the scores of all subjects should have been released, and even the rankings have been made. My uncle has some hopes for himself. If he doesn't do well in the exam, far below this hope, he will have negative high hopes.

Xiao Ye suddenly felt ashamed in his heart, as if he really failed to live up to the teacher's painstaking efforts, and he had no words to see his elders in Jiangdong. He just wanted to find a place to hide.

"Guess!" Looking at the trembling, respectful lobules, my uncle tried his best to control the laughter that was about to break out, continued to keep a straight face, continued the majestic image in front of the podium, and solemnly asked.

"I can't guess." Xiao Ye dare not look up, low head, standing in front of his uncle, like a child who did something wrong, waiting for an adult to punish him.

"Ha ha, I can't guess, you can't guess, first place, first place!" Uncle suddenly changed from seriousness to joy, smiled and bent down, clutching his stomach. "Did I scare you just now?"

"ah? First place? " However, the cold expression just now made my uncle so serious and surprised. It can be seen that this is a scene to announce "good news", but it seems to give people a feeling of "bad news". Xiao Ye couldn't believe his ears. It's even hard to tell whether the uncle with a straight face just now is real or the uncle who succeeded in playing a prank with a smile is real now.

"Really? Really? " Silly lobular hasn't recovered yet. Perhaps, at this time, my uncle came to play a prank. In other words, the uncle in the school is a strict teacher; Uncle in daily life likes telling jokes and playing pranks. His humorous cells are higher than ordinary people and often bring laughter to people.

"Really, it's true." See lobular don't believe him, uncle this just convergence smile, nodded seriously.

"I can do so well in the exam, surpassing all my classmates?" Xiao Ye still can't believe it, suspicious.

At this time, the serious uncle became an uncompromising teacher in the school, nodded majestically, reconfirmed, and his eyes were firm.

Xiao Ye tried his best to control his inner ecstasy and calmly analyzed: "In our class, several students usually do well. I can be the first in the class and should be attributed to luck. " I remember, there are several excellent students in my class. Usually, the competition in learning is quite fierce.

"You are not only the first in the class, but also the first in the town! Not only luck, but also strength! " On the podium, the smiling and proud teacher image once again appeared in front of Xiao Ye.

"The town first? No! " Xiao Ye opened his mouth and didn't return to absolute being for a long time. She never thought that such a good thing would fall on her. "Really?" Really? "She still has some don't believe, has been asking myself.

"Really, really, of course it's true! Just kidding, can the students I teach be not bad? Although our school is small in scale and has few students, it is also full of talents! " Uncle is like stepping on auspicious clouds, a little high. His students won the title of the first place in the township. Can they be unhappy?

"How many points did you get?" The ranking is uncertain, and the score is king.

"A door 100 points, full marks, a door with 98 points, the total score is the first in the township!" Uncle Bob said.

"Oh, why is a course only 98 points? After leaving the examination room, I still think there will be many people playing double hundred. " The topic is really simple. The goal in Xiao Ye's mind is naturally to let a hundred flowers blossom.

"Double hundred how can it be so easy? Many teachers say that the topic is too difficult? "

"Yes, how many students are there in the township?" Xiao Ye has no idea about this unit.

"More than a thousand." Uncle replied airily.

"More than a thousand?" The girl once again showed her unknown side. Isn't it just more than a thousand students? There is nothing wrong with being the first in the exam.

This girl, who was so ecstatic that she almost burst into tears, showed a calm mood in front of adults, especially uncles and teachers, and dared not laugh loudly, so she had to be complacent. Her heart is already dripping honey, as if she had won 5 million.

Being the first in the exam is really nothing, but think about it. Before the exam, I got stuck in a quagmire, shivering with cold and almost missed the exam. Finally, under the guidance of my cousin, I passed the exam smoothly. This kind of tortuous experience, in the end, can also come back first, which really verifies the old saying-much trouble grinds.

"Heaven will come to Sri Lanka, and you must first suffer from its mind, its bones and muscles, starve its body, empty its body, and do whatever it takes, so patience, Zeng Yi can't ..." If Xiao Ye knew this poem at this time, he would surely shake his head and recite it.

Perhaps, in the eyes of most people, this is just an ordinary exam, unlike the college entrance examination, which determines people's fate; Unlike the civil service exam, you can get an iron rice bowl in one fell swoop. ...

It is very common, one of countless exams in life, and even it is nothing, it doesn't decide anything. However, in Xiao Ye's young mind, it is like a bright light shining in the blue sea, pointing out the direction for people marching in it. It tells the lost people that you can go in this direction. Going out is a vast sky, and going out is the other side of victory.

It is this kind of light that makes the ignorant lobules gradually understand the direction of life and strive to explore the road, but knowledge changes their destiny.

This is not only a bright light, but also a powerful proof. As a girl, she has always been the object of ridicule and contempt; She has been walking on thin ice in the strange eyes of others; Now, she can prove to others that although she is a grass-like girl, she can still live a wonderful life, study as hard as boys and compete fairly with boys on the same starting line.

I was very pleased to get the first place in the exam, but fortunately, despite the constant setbacks and difficulties this winter, the two sisters finally got through it.

The joy of winning the championship in one fell swoop dispelled the pain of being poured by urine and soaked in mud with lightning speed, and the inexperienced girl quickly broke free from the transportation of the cockpit cover. Once the humiliation and pain, like a cloud, blew away and disappeared, as if these sufferings had never come, and she became the happy and carefree girl again.

Less successful prose.

My best friend has been to my house, although I feel very uneasy because I know the curse. However, when my best friend who lived in my house at that time went, we parted. It's ridiculous to say, but it has been verified by time and I have to believe it.

Today, we really parted. What impressed me the most was the scar left on my head by an accident. There is a saying: whelk is still there, and my youth is gone. Now I want to say that the scar on my head is still there, and we are separated.

I remember that day, I cried and said to my good friend, I am so afraid that we will be separated before graduation. I cried. I know these tears are such a farewell ceremony. My friend didn't say anything, and I don't know what she was thinking. Anyway, the relationship was quite good at that time, and it doesn't matter whether she comes back to me or not.

I just didn't expect that we came to school together for a long time, so I don't believe it. We were all frozen stiff because of a chicken leg. A small thing that can't be smaller, the cold war. How many times have we broken up in this ending? I really can't go back this time. Now it's just a passing encounter, like a stranger. Really, we broke up like this. Really, the curse is working again. Really, those tears are the last and best farewell.

Let me talk about another friend in college who also makes me very grateful.

When we made an appointment to have dinner together, he suddenly told me that he was going to implement it next week. I was very sad after listening to it, and I cried very sad when I returned to the dormitory that day.

I know, I lost a very good friend, a friend who would go out with me as long as I made a phone call. He said that he seldom talked about it, and he usually played the glory of the king's games. Usually I contact him actively, and then he takes me to play. I know, maybe our friend's fate is over.

Because when you don't contact, not saying you don't contact doesn't mean you don't miss it. In this era of mainstream Internet, this sentence is out of date.

That day, I didn't say goodbye to him properly, but I cried loudly. This cry is also a farewell ceremony.

Therefore, I am particularly afraid of graduation and parting ways. Maybe I don't believe those words? Maybe I haven't met that friend who is very enthusiastic and concerned about me? Maybe I'm superstitious and think it's all fate.

Actually, I'm not too cold. You see, under the cold appearance, there is a fiery heart. I will also have people I care about, my own best friend, and I look forward to love. I am also eager to have many friends who can keep in touch with me, which makes me feel precious. It's just that people like me dare not expect this. You said the future would get better and better. I believe for the time being, after all, there are poems and distant places. Probably all unpleasant things are just bedding, which is extremely pleasant.