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The rules of fighting landlords?

Basic rules for novice landlords: 1. Fighting landlords requires three players, one player is the landlord, the other two players are farmers, the landlord is a camp, and the other two farmers are a camp. The two camps fight through cards. This battle process is called fighting the landlord. 2. There are 54 cards in a deck, one person 17 cards, and the remaining 3 cards are used as cards. Players can't look at the cards until the landlord is determined. The largest singular is Wang Da, followed by Xiao Wang, 2, a, k, q, j, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3. 3. Bidding shall be carried out in the order of playing cards, and each person can only bid once. You can dial "1", "2", "3" and "No Phone" when bidding. Post-bidders can only bid higher than or not higher than the previous player. After bidding, the player with the highest score is the landlord; If a player shouts "3 points", the bidding will end immediately, and the player is the landlord; If you don't bid, re-trade and re-bid. 4. Play cards and give the landlord three cards for everyone to see. The landlord plays cards first, and then plays cards counterclockwise. When it's the user's turn to call, the user can choose not to play or play a card bigger than the last player. When a player finishes playing cards, the game is over. Attention of the landlord: 1. Know current events and don't bid blindly. When playing landlords, you must be a knowledgeable person. As the saying goes, he who knows the times is a hero. Never bid blindly. People who bid blindly must win less and lose more. Because, after all, two farmers against a landlord, one person's strength is limited. Second, the opponent's style of play is very important. If your opponent is more radical and doesn't call the landlord, it means that their cards are not good. At this time, the chances of good cards are great. You can call the landlord. Because the aggressive opponent's style of play is that as long as the cards are not too bad, you must ask the landlord to take a chance. If they dare not call the landlord, it means that their cards are really bad. In this case, the chances of good cards increase several times. Third, the correct attitude and good mood. Remember never to play landlords when you are in a bad mood or don't have enough time, so your judgment is likely to be affected by your emotions. Don't argue with your partner. Even if your partner makes a mistake in a card, don't swear. After all, the landlord is just a game. Be more tolerant and understanding, and face your opponent with a good attitude and an optimistic attitude, and you will win. Fourth, remember the number of cards up and down. Some people think that you should remember when playing cards. Are you so tired? You know you can't do anything well without being tired. When you are a landlord and have a bomb in your hand, you should write down your family's cards, how many cards your family has played, and learn to "remember cards". You are not required to write down all the cards, as long as you can judge what cards one of them may have left by the cards of the other two.