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Imagine writing a few strokes on O and then writing a story.
He always turns a deaf ear to what the teacher says. He likes telling jokes and joking in class very much. Once, when he was in class and the English teacher was in A, he interrupted and said "A.B.C.D.E.F.H……". In a flash, a burst of laughter broke out in the classroom and flew by my ear. But he was in pain.
To tell the truth, although the holiday is only two days, it seems that I haven't seen him for a long time and miss him very much. However, not all my classmates like him, especially those arrogant people who like to bully their little classmates, because they always bully the weak and help some strong people.
No, I am.
I think his contribution is not for money, but for the honor of the class. His quality is something we should learn. If everyone is like him, our class can become a "civilized class" every time, but only a few people are like him. We should carry forward this quality.
There are many such people on campus, but they will not be praised one by one. It should be meaningful for people to live in this world. Doing something for friends or classes doesn't need to pay too much, as long as they can express their blessings!
There is a master of humor in our class. He has a small head, dark hair, heavy eyebrows and a thin figure. He is happy all day. Everyone calls him "pistachio". Although his grades are not ideal, he also has his strengths, such as playing basketball and computer games ... In fact, his brain is very smart, but he doesn't use it correctly.
He always turns a deaf ear to what the teacher says. He likes telling jokes and joking in class very much. Once, when he was in class and the English teacher was in A, he interrupted and said "A.B.C.D.E.F.H……". In a flash, a burst of laughter broke out in the classroom and flew by my ear. But he was in pain.
To tell the truth, although the holiday is only two days, it seems that I haven't seen him for a long time and miss him very much. However, not all my classmates like him, especially those arrogant people who like to bully their little classmates, because they always bully the weak and help some strong people.
No, I am.
I think his contribution is not for money, but for the honor of the class. His quality is something we should learn. If everyone is like him, our class can become a "civilized class" every time, but only a few people are like him. We should carry forward this quality.
There are many such people on campus, but they will not be praised one by one. It should be meaningful for people to live in this world. Doing something for friends or classes doesn't need to pay too much, as long as they can express their blessings!
Extended reading article
Composition is the "half of the country" that determines the score of Chinese exam, so the success or failure of composition often determines the success or failure of the whole Chinese exam. So how do you get high marks in the exam composition? I think the following points must be noted.
1, Questions and Intentions All exam compositions must be examined, because candidates should compete fairly in the same environment. Examining the topic is to read and understand all the contents shown in the topic comprehensively and accurately, read out the intention of the proposer, clarify the limitations of examining the topic, and clarify what I should write, how to write it, and to what extent, so as to truly understand it comprehensively, grasp it profoundly, and write a composition without bias or omission. The composition marking of the college entrance examination clearly stipulates that the final score of any problematic paper in the exam generally does not exceed the lowest score of the second type of paper. It can be seen that the accuracy of the exam is the key factor in the success or failure of the composition. The idea is to ask the author to stand at the height of the times, observe and understand life, refine the theme, make the theme reflect the spirit of the times, reflect the times, act on the times, beat the pulse of the times and promote the progress of the times. The "meaning" of the article is actually an idea gradually developed by the author in his life experience, and it is the product of the collision between the author's subjective understanding and objective reality. It reflects the author's ideological level, cognitive level and world outlook, outlook on life and values formed in social life. The reform of composition teaching in recent two years advocates students to be loyal to life and to themselves. Some students ignore the grasp of the ideological tendency of the article, see the problem incompletely and have extreme views. What's more, they doubt the party's leadership and policies because of corruption. Although today's China is politically clear and free of speech, and mistakes will not be investigated for any political issues, as a builder of the future society, we should still have a correct view of right and wrong. This must be noted.
2. Titles and paragraph titles are the eyes of the article, and also the first impression of the marking teacher on the article, especially the writing of self-made topics. The marking teacher attaches great importance to the questions put forward by the candidates. As the saying goes, "plant half the grain well and write half the text well", which shows the importance of the topic. Some candidates write the text first, and then draw up the title. After the article is finished, they may not have time to write the title, or they may forget to make up the title. Although the score stipulates that there is no topic to deduct 2 points, the actual result is far from 2 points. Someone did an experiment in which two groups of teachers graded several well-written compositions according to the two types of reserved titles and hidden titles, and the difference in scores was generally above 5 points. This is because the marking teacher has a psychological distance from the untitled composition and unconsciously reduces the score. As for how to draw up the title, I think we should do the following: ① Be exact. It is in line with the meaning of the article, and it is also the meaning of choosing words and making sentences according to the norms. ② refinement. The number of words in the index question is appropriate. 3 vivid. Refers to the topic can reflect a vitality, readability and interest. 4 novels. Refers to having a new perspective, new ideas and new insights, which can give people a sense of freshness. (5) meaningful. Refers to the inherent meaning. There are many ways to raise a topic, such as using rhetoric, quoting common sayings, using old sayings, borrowing idioms, using buzzwords, skillfully using formulas or symbols from other disciplines, etc. Candidates can use it flexibly according to their own situation. Paragraph: The structure of the first, belly and tail paragraphs is the most taboo in the exam composition. I think it is enough to divide the article into 5-8 natural paragraphs. Because the more natural the natural section, the more mature and sophisticated you are. In addition, write the first sentence of each paragraph. The first sentence of each paragraph is like a person's eyebrows. The first sentence is well written, "with fine eyes", and the whole paragraph is remarkable.
3. Style and Content There are two types of style requirements for the composition questions in the college entrance examination: one is to stipulate that a certain style must be written, such as "writing an argumentative essay"; The other is to exclude writing a certain style, such as "any other style except poetry". Candidates must write in accordance with the prescribed style. In recent years, there are no restrictions on the style in the composition questions of the college entrance examination, so that candidates can freely choose the style. What we should pay special attention to here is that writing style is not limited to not writing style, but after you choose a writing style, you must write according to the characteristics of this writing style and what you want to write. You can't just write a nondescript "four unlike" article. Content of the article: Never write what you can think of without thinking; Don't write your own thoughts after a little thinking; Take a few minutes to write something unexpected. It is best to set the protagonist as yourself in the narrative and enter the article in the first person, so that the passion of "I" shines in the article, which is sincere and sincere, causing * * *. Argumentative writing should avoid boasting, boasting, and nonsense, avoiding empty arguments, moaning without illness, shouting slogans, making phone calls, and expressing empty determination. Writing can be fictional, and "allowing" to write stories does not mean advocating "writing stories". When writing a story, you should "imagine boldly and justify yourself". You can never get high marks by making it up.
4. The beginning and end of the exam-oriented composition are the cutting edge of the article. All the methods of beginning and ending learned in and out of class can be used in exam-oriented composition. No matter how you start and end, you must go straight to the point at the beginning and point out the main idea at the end. In order to make a good impression on the marking teacher, don't smear both the beginning and the end. There is a saying: a good beginning is half the battle. However, some candidates have made the mistake of "slow entry": some copied all the original materials in large sections; Some expand the original simple raw materials; Some start with materials, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, and take your time. The opening is loose, which takes up a lot of space, but the content behind it is "yet we called and urged a thousand times before she started toward us", and some of them just pass by, with a serious imbalance, so it is difficult for teachers to measure their actual writing level. It makes sense for the ancients to pay attention to "phoenix head", "pig belly" and "leopard tail" when writing articles. But some candidates don't have time to stop writing, or break it in one sentence, or click on a string of ellipsis, so even if you carve a "phoenix head" and grow a "pig belly", it won't be a good article, because without a "leopard tail", you won't get high marks. The marking teacher measures the quality of an article, first of all, looking at the whole. So what the examinee gives the teacher should be a complete composition anyway.
5. Language test The composition language should be standardized and accurate, with individuality and vitality. Don't be a literary white; Don't use dialects and words that others don't understand; Use less long sentences and more short sentences; We can introduce some new words of the times, quote famous sayings and aphorisms, quote the lyrics of popular songs, and quote the oral folk songs of the people, but the guidance must be positive and the language should really light up. It makes sense to say that articles are tools to express one's feelings. Long words, short words. It seems that there should be no limit to the number of words. However, as a special form of composition, examination composition generally requires the number of words in order to achieve certain examination purposes and take into account the examination time and other factors. We must obey the rules. If the minimum number of words is limited, write enough or slightly more than 50- 100 words. The number of words is insufficient. Although the scoring standard stipulates that the number of words is insufficient, every 50 words will be deducted 1 point, but the actual situation is that the lack of words is often considered as the content of the article is thin and the score is difficult to score. Do not exceed the maximum number of words. Otherwise, it gives people a bloated feeling. Moreover, it takes more time to write a long composition and less time to solve the previous questions, which will definitely be affected. If there is no limit to the maximum number of words, it is generally limited to composition paper, that is, writing in the composition paper grid. Don't flatter yourself, beyond the writing style, lest you be ungrateful.
6. Writing and Rolling In recent years, writing has accounted for a considerable score in the composition scoring standard of the college entrance examination. Generally speaking, it is not required to write well, but it is required to write neatly and easily, with clear strokes and no cursive characters. Punctuation writing should also be standardized, especially the format should be correct, and no period, comma, question mark, exclamation mark, pause or semicolon should appear at the beginning of the line; Quotes, brackets and book titles do not appear at the end of the first half of the line. You can write a word after these symbols. Quotes, brackets and the second half of the title of a book do not appear at the beginning of a line, but these symbols can be squeezed at the end of the previous line. Ellipsis and dash occupy two spaces and cannot be broken. If you can't write it, it will be squeezed at the end of a line. As for the size of a composition, just like a person's appearance, impression is very important, especially for the college entrance examination composition. Whether the paper surface is neat or not directly affects the psychology and mood of the marking teacher. The handwriting is neat and the surface is clean, which makes people feel happy at first sight, and the result can be imagined.
7. Check and revise the exam composition questions, just like other questions. After the completion, you need to carefully check whether there are typos, sentences that are not fluent and need to be adjusted. When typos and inappropriate words are found in the review, they must be corrected. For paragraphs that should be deleted, they should be added, just for the sake of clarity and neatness. The cleanliness of the coil surface should not be affected by the modification.
Q:
Shit. . . . No, news is news on TV.
Answer:
Give it to me, will you?
This is an unprecedented live news broadcast in China TV history: On May 2, 2008 15, 32 minutes after the Wenchuan earthquake in Sichuan, CCTV News Channel broadcast the earthquake news in the form of headlines; After 20 minutes, the normal program was interrupted, and the live report was started as soon as possible, so that the public could know the rescue situation in the disaster area synchronously through 24-hour uninterrupted broadcasting. Subsequently, many TV stations across the country also launched live coverage of the Wenchuan earthquake.
This month-long live report on earthquake relief created the highest and highest ratings of TV news broadcast in China. According to the data provided by CCTV Sophomore, from May 12 to May 18, TV stations at all levels in China broadcast live earthquake relief programs for 1397 hours, and more than1000 million viewers obtained disaster information through live broadcast. The highest viewing share of CCTV news channel reached 7.58 on May 13, setting a record since its launch.
This is the first news broadcast by Shanghai TV Station. 1958 10 just started broadcasting that day. On May 1 day of that year, Beijing TV Station was officially launched, which was the first two TV stations in China. Because it was filmed on film at that time, the general TV news often had to wait for a few days to broadcast.
The newsreel was finally cut into eight minutes and aired that night, which was quite difficult at that time. Due to the equipment, the early TV news in China could not be recorded in advance, and the announcer read the manuscript directly to the camera during the broadcast.
Speaking of the most influential TV news program in China, we can't help but mention News Network. 1 978 65438+1October1,"News Network" was officially launched in CCTV. Over the past 30 years, it has become the most authoritative TV news brand with the largest audience in China. But in the early 1980s, its influence was not as good as that of radio and newspapers.
Nowadays, the influence of China TV has far surpassed that of radio and newspapers, and the news broadcast on that day has already become the norm. But what really makes China audience feel the power of TV news communication is live broadcast.
1987, the 13th national congress of China * * * production party was opened, and the opening and closing ceremonies of the congress and press conferences at home and abroad were broadcast live by CCTV. This is the first party congress broadcast live on TV in China, and it is also the first time that China has opened its mind to the world through communication satellites: 1 1 TV stations and TV news agencies in five countries and regions, including Japan, the United States and Britain, received the live broadcast.
1993, Shanghai Oriental TV Station just launched the talk show "Oriental Live Room".
From many TV talk shows now, you can see the shadow of the Oriental Live Room more or less. The success of "Oriental Live Room" made people see the power of live broadcast again.
During the period of 1997, the audience in China found that they could watch many important news events on the TV screen at the same time without leaving home. On July 1 day, Hong Kong returned to the motherland, and CCTV, with the help of Taiwan Province, conducted a long live broadcast report.
CCTV's "Special Report on the Reunification of Hong Kong" has a long broadcast time, a large scale and a wide coverage, which has created a precedent in the history of China TV. This year, many domestic TV stations broadcast the major news events of that year with unprecedented enthusiasm, so that some people called 1997 the year of live TV broadcast in China.
September 1 Sunday 200 1 1 Within a few hours after the terrorist attacks that shocked the world, the five-year-old Hong Kong Phoenix Satellite TV stopped its normal programs and began a 36-hour live broadcast. It is this live broadcast that makes Chinese people sit up and take notice of Phoenix Satellite TV!
9. 1 1, the live broadcast of the hostage-taking incident in North Ossetia, Russia, made Phoenix Satellite TV and changed the pattern of China Satellite TV. It makes mainland TV media see the gap: real live TV news should test its strength in the face of major emergencies!
The Iraq war that broke out on March 20th, 2003 gave CCTV a great training opportunity. CCTV 3' s program opened the live broadcast window for the first time, and CCTV 4 even suspended the original program and fully broadcast the special report "Concerned about the Iraq War".
This is a live broadcast of a real emergency in CCTV history: people don't know when it will break out and can't predict when it will end. This large-scale live broadcast, CCTV used more than 2000 people and invested 654.38+million. The direct return brought by live broadcast to CCTV is that the overall viewing share of the program has soared rapidly, among which CCTV 4 has increased by 28 times. Afterwards, some people regarded CCTV's live coverage of the Iraq war as a milestone for China's TV media to mature and internationalize.
The year 2008 is destined to go down in the history books of China TV. From the moment the news of the Wenchuan earthquake was released on May 2 15, the eyes of the whole country focused on the screen: people's hearts trembled with the tragic scene of the disaster; People's blood boils with the climax of disaster relief. The appeal of TV news has never shocked the audience like this live broadcast!
According to the authoritative release of the State Council Earthquake Relief Headquarters, as of noon on June 12, donations at home and abroad have reached 44.327 billion yuan, the largest in China!
For the on-the-spot report on the earthquake relief, New Weekly gives the following comments (with subtitles): In the history of media and communication in China, the transparency of this information is a milestone, and it is great because of its concern for life, government action and objective communication of the severity of the disaster.
China TV news has gone through a tortuous road than any TV form. Under the pressure of various requirements, it is slowly realizing its dream of modernization. In order to achieve the true, accurate, rapid, vivid and profound indicators, TV reporters have paid great efforts and costs. Their own stories are the most intriguing news. Their sufferings and joys will be recorded by history and become precious cultural memories. (
Q:
Brother, please. . Do you know what the latest one is? Have you watched TV news recently? Why don't you give me an article,
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