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Egg topic composition
Egg topic composition 1 In the chicken nest on the farm, there is a mosquito called Yaya, who likes to suck the blood of hens.
One day, the henhouse was very lively! It turned out that the hen was going to hatch, so I didn't know, so I went to bite the motionless hen. You know, hatching eggs is not easy. Anya flew around the hen's head, just finding a place to sting. The hen seemed to know that Anya was going to sting her, so she shook and fell to the ground. The second time, Yaya was not so "impulsive" and attacked from behind when the hen didn't find it. It never occurred to her that the hen thought she was too bored and went directly to other places.
Yaya was very disappointed. She just wanted to catch up, but she found the hen's egg still in the corner of her eye! She was overjoyed and went straight to the egg. But she didn't expect that there was no place to bite the eggs. Yaya flies around the eggs. She stopped on the egg. Ding, hey! Instead of biting it, I hurt my "needle". Ya ya said to herself, "hey? Isn't my needle omnipotent? "
Suddenly, the egg moved, and Ya Ya was shocked. After a while, the chicken was about to hatch, and I didn't react. Her lost mood turned into excitement in an instant. I am very excited because the chicken is going to hatch. Well, although the chicken has taken shape, it can't break out of its shell.
I didn't know about it, but I waited by it until evening. Finally, I lost my temper, sighed and flew away.
A mosquito in this henhouse, Yaya, created a joke. It's really mosquitoes that bite eggs-it's perfect.
A little mosquito just learned to fly and never bit anyone. On this day, he listened to his mother. "Human blood is delicious." "But where can I find someone?" The little mosquito asked, and his mother said, "There are several colors of human skin, such as white and black. People with white skin and yellow skin live around us, and you can find someone to drink blood through this method. "
At night, mosquitoes start to act. It flapped its wings 760 times per second to fly to a house, and then saw an oval thing the size of a ping-pong ball in the bright moonlight. Could it be that this is a white-skinned person, so he pounced and stung. Mosquito "ouch", not only does not suck blood, but also hurts, but it went shopping at the first bite in its life, except to beat it with all its strength. In this way, the mosquito risked being almost smashed and tried the same action several times, but still didn't drink human blood.
At this time, the little mosquito went to ask the knowledgeable person cattle in the animals. The cow said, "alas, little fool, it's an egg." The eggs are delicious, but the outer skin is hard and the eggs are not sewn properly. How can you mosquitoes get in? " "
Eggs have been imprisoned in eggshells.
One day, the egg suddenly felt full of strength. It thought it had formed, so it slammed into the egg wall and kept bumping around until the egg white and yolk mixed together and broke a small crack in the egg membrane. However, the eggs are very strong. He gritted his teeth with red eyes and told himself that he was going to succeed, so he turned grief into strength, struggled with all his strength and rushed to the egg wall without mercy. "Boom-"it got its wish, walked out of the prison, slightly raised its mouth, and fell as a winner. Someone came and swept it into the trash can with the cell. Enter a new prison. Stupid, very stupid, very stupid. Idiot, do you know what is right and wrong? What is good? Do you know how much your life is affected by what you do? Do you know that innocent eggshells are for your own good? You know, you know everything! You rotten egg! Why can't we wait? So impatient? You are not, you are not! You can hold back, right? But why, why are you so crazy? Be strong, okay? There is hope when you are alive, understand? Don't be silly. Just fell into the water. Why fight? Didn't you survive the dull days of empty beauty? Why are you crying your eyes out at this moment? Idiot, idiot! You said you wouldn't give up. Is it empty talk? Don't! This is not you! This shouldn't be you! Cowardice is not your name. Restore it, okay?
On the day the rainbow rises, I will give you a spring.
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