A complete collection of jokes in Zichuan dialect

I hope your roommates and teachers are happy.

1, there is a boy in our dormitory who is unsociable and likes a girl. Once he got up the courage to call his roommate: I want to invite you to climb the mountain tomorrow.

The roommate hesitated and asked, where shall we meet?

The boy said shyly, let's meet at the top of the mountain. . .

2, a sister paper in the dormitory is worried that she will not get married if she has a bad temper, and she will linger in the dormitory all day.

I can't stand the sister paper in bed, saying, "You can definitely get married, and you can get married several times!" "

3. Introduce yourself. . .

Hello, my name is Chen Xiaomai.

Well, my name is Xin Mi. . .

Ha ha ha ha. . .

Head teacher: Pay attention to classroom discipline, and don't laugh. I am everyone's class teacher. My name is Liang Cang.

4. The roommate is ugly and can't find a boyfriend. Finally one day I met a net friend.

After a while, she came back crying. We asked her how she was, and she said, "He just said I wasn't good enough for you and left."

A roommate comforted: "Nothing. People are very smooth. Don't be too sad. "

. . .

5. Loving roommates

1. I have classes together every day, and there is absolutely no contact during the holidays.

2. Six-person dormitory, I have five sons. Everyone else thinks so.

If one person goes to bed late, everyone can't sleep. If one gets up early, everyone can afford it.

4. Biography of Women Sleeping and Brokeback Mountain of Men Sleeping.

5. Those who sleep in the upper bunk are rarely brothers, but many are grandfathers and ubers.

6. I have never really turned against each other, and I have never been seriously worried.