How to introduce your own advantages and disadvantages humorously

You can learn these things, just look at these funny jokes.

1. Laugh at his girlfriend's embarrassing jokes and accompany his girlfriend to the mall. His girlfriend fell in love with a pair of jeans. When I got to the fitting room, he took off his pants and said to me with a smile, "Do you want to stimulate?" I nodded wildly with excitement, so my girlfriend opened the tag on New Pants, which read: Price 3888.

2. Laugh at the net every day, and friends are lending services. When I got married last year, my father-in-law asked for a bride price of 200 thousand. He agreed at once and said that he would pay by installment, and his father-in-law also agreed. After marriage, the first month's salary was given to my father-in-law, the second month and the third month. . . The daughter-in-law refused and went straight back to her mother's house: "How much more do you want?" As a result, the bride price is free!

3. Funny when the school starts, the teacher will tell you,' School is your home'! When you sleep in class, the teacher says,' You think school is your home! When cleaning, the teacher will say to you,' School is your home'. When you don't wear school uniform, the teacher said,' You think school is your home!

4. Playing mahjong with friends, a girl took a photo with her mobile phone and sent it to a circle of friends, saying that she was playing mahjong with friends. She's amazing. . . Then the three of us silently took out our mobile phones and flipped through the circle of friends. . . Then everyone knows her cards. . .