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Feelings are just a short sentence of a joke.
2. Check her QQ, but never add her, just want to see her mood and see if she is doing well.
I hugged you when you were covered with thorns, and I smoothed all your edges and corners, but then I could only watch others hold you close to perfection.
I changed 10086 to your name, and I can hear from you every day. Deceive yourself. You still care about me.
You can't wake a person who pretends to sleep, and you can't touch someone who doesn't love you.
6. When you miss someone so much that you will never see him again, even if you breathe quietly, you will feel unforgettable pain.
7. When I need someone to accompany me and comfort me, I find that the only thing that can accompany me is my mobile phone.
8. Do you know what redundancy means? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, fan in winter, hospitality after cold.
9. Wishing to get a person's heart is a fairy tale, and never giving up is a joke.
10. People who have lost their fate are not easy to meet even in the same city.
1 1. Soft is to pass the knife to others and stab yourself.
12. I have a good friend named Shadow. He cried, laughed and played with me. The most important thing is that he never leaves me.
13. How fragile is our relationship? As long as I turn off my cell phone and computer, I may never contact me again in my life.
14. The coolest thing is that I paid special attention to you, but you gave me permission.
15. We are all stubborn, one of us will not stay and the other will not look back.
16. I boarded QQ just to wait for someone, but I was speechless when I arrived.
17. You won't laugh at the same joke over and over again, but why can you cry for the same person over and over again?
18. Sometimes, we change our conversation so frequently just to let others know your mood. But we forget that maybe others don't care about you at all.
19. Love is like two people tying ties, and the injured one is always the one who won't let go.
Wandering between forgiveness and despair, the only feeling is injury, injury, injury. ...
2 1. You didn't explain it, or maybe you didn't intend to explain it at all, but I have started to find reasons for you and convince myself.
22. Do you remember those vows of eternal love? Live together, live together, and now it has become a star in your heart, out of reach and out of touch.
You gave me a piece of candy, and I turned around happily, only to find that each of them had two pieces of candy in his hand.
24. There are only two reasons why you can't forget someone. Time is not long enough, and your new love is not good enough.
25. I miss you where you can't see. Who are you with where I can't see you?
26. Some people come to your world just to teach you a lesson, and then they leave.
27. How strong do you think I am? I have no more hearts than others.
Talk about personality space. I want to win a heart, I don't want to leave each other.
Talk about personality space. I want to win a heart, I don't want to leave each other.
12. Behind every seemingly weak woman, there is a man-like heart.
13. People who often make you angry may be people who love you more, but they just don't know how to express it.
14. My classmate raised two hamsters, both of which died heroically not long ago. Asked how they died, she replied, "Those two idiots pee on each other every day and freeze to death without doing anything."
15. Deteriorated feelings are like cigarettes, which have no nutrition, but can't be thrown away and allowed to erode themselves bit by bit.
16. Don't be silly, choose someone who can make you happy, not someone you can only try to please.
17. No matter when you start, it is important not to stop after you start; No matter when it ends, it is important not to regret it after it ends.
18. When you feel that the whole world has abandoned you, please believe that she just turned her back and brewed a better hug.
19. If you want to talk about a good love, you are not shocked or moved, and you are willing to win a person's heart, which is the greatest happiness in this life.
20. Life is like a new snow. Take every step, because every stay will leave traces.
1. Don't tell anyone the truth, it's a big risk.
2. A man should at least protect four things, the land under his feet, his parents at home, the woman in his arms and his brothers around him.
Love doesn't have that many excuses. If it is not perfect, it can only show that love is not enough.
I am in the public toilet, and my husband is waiting outside. If he misses Doby, send him a message: "Honey, I left my mobile phone in the toilet. What should I do? " The husband replied, "Is shit sending me a message?"
If you care too much about other people's opinions, there will be two endings in the end: either you are exhausted or you let others die.
6. What's so good about you that I can miss you so much?
7. Is there anyone like me who knows that memories can't go back and wants to remember desperately? Is there anyone who, like me, knows he's gone but has to wait silly?
8. In Chinese class this morning, the teacher checked Zhu Ziqing's Moonlight on the Lotus Pond. Just when I was nervous, the teacher called my student number. I stood up and said directly, "Teacher, can I sing?" I am like a fish beside you, just waiting for the bright Bai Yueguang with you ... "
9. A man's greatest failure is to give others a chance to laugh at his woman.
10. Once upon a time, a man spoke ill of me, and then ... he died.
1 1. Tomb-Sweeping Day and his mother are giving my grandmother a "silver treasure". After folding a few, my mother said lightly, "Don't fold it, just burn it, and leave it to your grandmother to fold it below, so that she will have nothing to do below." Talent, I instantly kneel down!
The most romantic love: I am 9, you are 3, and I am still you except you.
1. Every time I miss you, a grain of sand falls in the sky, thus forming the Sahara. Every time I miss you, a drop of water falls from the sky, thus forming the Pacific Ocean.
2. 1 universe, nine planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, seven oceans and a population of 7.7 billion. I'm lucky to meet you.
I can't give you the whole world, but I will give you my whole world.
I can't say why I love you, but I know that you are the reason why I don't love others.
I like a person, so she must be very beautiful. You are too narcissistic.
6. The happiest moment for a person is to find the right person, who will accommodate my habits and love everything about me.
7. I envy hedgehog's love. No matter how badly they are hurt, they will stick together.
8. I am 9, you are 3, and I am still you except you.
9. I have no time to participate in your past, and I will accompany you to the end in your future.
10. The most wonderful thing in the world is that when you hug someone you love, he actually hugs you tighter.
1 1. What are your shortcomings?
12. I have no car, no money, no house and no diamond ring, but I have a heart to accompany you to your old age.
13. People all over the world have left you, and I will be by your side. If there is a hell, we will go crazy together.
14. companionship means that I am here whether you need it or not.
15. Even if you are a cactus, I am willing to endure all the pain to hug you.
16. When can I sleep and roll over and rub into your arms?
17. When you send a message to the person you like, there will always be unspeakable joy on your face.
18. I want to give you a gift that you like very much, but the postman won't let me stay in the paper box.
19. Now there are only three things left in my life: I love you, love you, love you.
20. Choose a city to die and take a person to grow old.
2 1. It is better to love a girl than to give her up for her happiness. It is better to keep her and fight for her happiness.
22. I only hope that when my face is wrinkled, you will be by my side and you will accompany me for a walk.
23. The most romantic thing I can think of is growing old with you.
I may fall in love with other girls in the future. Hmm. . . She may call you softly: Mom! .
I blurted out your name from the initial embarrassment.
A warm wish wins people's hearts, and a white poem never leaves _ a feeling.
1. In this boring world, there is a boring me. I use my boring time to send you a boring Weibo and ask you a more boring question: Are you bored?
Second, life can't be as good as you think, but it can't be as bad as you think. I think people's fragility and strength are beyond imagination. Sometimes, I may be too fragile to burst into tears at a word, and sometimes I find myself gritting my teeth and walking a long way.
Third, you smell my breath and I hear you cry. You know I'm in tears, and your anxiety makes me feel distressed. We are so close and so far away.
Fourth, the world is very big, and it is rare to meet you. I would like to love you in such a high-profile way forever.
I still remember the first time I saw you. At that time, I didn't expect that you are so important to me now.
Six, there is nowhere to hide, let me vent my sadness. I can only dive into the water, my tears melt in the water waves, and my crying becomes bubbles, and no one sees or hears it. I cried loudly at the bottom of the claustrophobic pool.
Seven, hope for one heart, never leave.
Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
A greeting: Are you busy? A word of concern: don't be exhausted! A blessing: peace and happiness! Friends don't talk much, I just hope you can smile more, gain more and be happy!
Ten, Weibo's classic quotations 1, I miss not you, but you gave a fatal. 2. I broke my promise and made up for it yesterday. The most painful pain is forgiveness, and the darkest black is despair. 4. It was you who paled my waiting and satirized my persistence. I can only forget the scenery along the way. 6. We have been practicing smiling, and finally we become people who are afraid to cry. 7. Once the ocean dries up, the rocks are broken, but it is difficult to get together and separate.
We always like some people when we are unprepared. There is no reason, maybe it's just a gentle smile and a caring greeting. Maybe we have never met, maybe we have no common interests, maybe we are not at the same height, but we all keep it in mind. Just like liking a song, it is often because a melody or a lyric touched you. Like it or hate it is a puzzling thing.
Twelve, the smoke rises, I will wait for you at the door. The sun goes down, I'll wait for you on the hillside. The leaves are yellow. I will wait for you under the tree. The moon is bent. I'll wait for you in the fifteenth. It's raining in Mao Mao. I'll wait for you under the umbrella. The running water is frozen. I'll wait for you by the river. Life is tired, I will wait for you in heaven. We are old, and I will wait for you in the afterlife. It is not only love that can last forever, but also responsibility and habit.
Thirteen, the frost falls gently, the wind blows the Buddha gently, and the days are getting longer and longer in Leng Ye. Warm greetings are sent to you. Wish peace, health, good luck and good luck. When the first frost comes, keep warm in cold weather!
Fourteen, two parallel lines will intersect one day.
Fifteen, leave a number, just to wait for someone.
Have a good life, friends. Cheers. Life without friendship is bleak, just like the earth has lost the light of the sun and its luster. Life without friendship is boring, just like a match that has withstood the tide. No matter how you rub it, you can't light the fire of hope of life. A philosopher said: two people share a pain, then there is only half the pain; When two people share one happiness, there are two happiness. A life without friendship is an incomplete life.
Seventeen, often inadvertently think of someone who used to be, not unforgettable, but can not let go. Those who don't want to tell anyone are lurking in the dark corner. I always meet someone who shouldn't give up when I don't know love, but after I know love, I just planted unintentional injuries and met someone who really knows the meaning of love. Miss a person, and truly feel the feeling of heartache.
I have no time to participate in your past, and I will accompany you to the end in your future.
Nineteen, in your lifetime, let's go and see this beautiful and fragile world together. Where there is waiting, there is parting.
20. It is better to take the initiative to accept the facts than to refuse. Failure is common, success is accidental; Giving is justified, and getting is temporary; Happiness is relative, and pain is frequent; Life is counting down, and days are looking forward to it; The future is uncertain and life is endless; Life is to be believed, and luck is to be opened; Life needs enlightenment and life needs love.
Let me make you a cup of tea, add a piece of rock sugar, and then inject a cavity of enthusiasm to dissolve my love into the tea bit by bit.
Twenty-two, the late autumn is approaching the first frost, remember the seasonal health! After the first frost, human qi and blood begin to converge, so it is especially suitable for eating chestnuts. Chestnuts are sweet and have the functions of nourishing the stomach and strengthening the spleen, promoting blood circulation and strengthening the body, and refreshing the brain. (Sad Screen Name)
Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
24. If you are the blue sky, then she is a white cloud, held in her arms and never separated. If you are the sea, then she is willing to be a stream and slowly flow to your heart. If you are winter, then she is the snowflake of this season, telling love and feelings.
When our love is stained with dust, we will wait for the baptism of a storm. Some people, some things, want to forget. Can they really forget? The most painful thing is that if something disappears, it will disappear forever, and it will never come back, but it will leave a thin and sharp needle stuck in your heart and can't be pulled out. If it wants you to get hurt, you must get hurt, and you can't erase the permanent scar.
Twenty-six, some people's love is just an emotion at that time. If the other person mistakenly regards this feeling as a long-term love, it is naive.
27. The best thing is to see someone smile. Even better, he smiled because of you.
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