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Another version of the conversation between two pigs
Pig: Dad, I found ten yuan today, but I returned it to that man.
Father Pig: Good girl! Did that man say "I miss you" to you?
Piglet: no ... I didn't give him the money back until he pulled my ear. How can he say "I miss you" to me? ......
Piglet: Dad, if there were a five-yuan bill and a ten-yuan bill on the ground, which would you take?
Dad Pig: Ten dollars, of course.
Piglet: Dad, you are so stupid. You can't have it both ways. ......
Piglet: Dad, why did that man come to you for money last month? You said he had no money to pay back. This month, that man came to you for money. You said he had no money to pay back?
Dad Pig: Alas, Dad must keep his word!
Piglet: Dad, we are at school today. The teacher asked us to donate money.
Father Pig: Ah, have you forgotten that you have no money?
Piglet: I did, but he said you did. ......
Pig: Dad, why are people's houses so big and ours so small?
Dad Pig: Because Dad has no money. ......
Piglet: How can I get a big house?
Dad Pig: You study hard. When you grow up, you can earn a lot of money and live in a big house.
Piglet: Then why didn't you study hard when you were a child? ......
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