The Significance of Fruit Comics

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Fruit joke

Fruit jokes, as the name implies, are jokes with the theme of fruit flavor.

1, Q: What is Faye Wong's favorite fruit?

A: Durian (sometimes, sometimes, I would rather choose' nostalgia' than let go)

2. What kind of fruit has the worst eyesight? Mango.

3. What fruit has the highest temperature? The answer is pear, because ions are hot.

One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit.

She announced: "children, we can wash the fruit together after picking it, and we can eat it together after washing." All the children went to pick fruit. As soon as the assembly time came, all the children got together. Teacher: "Xiaohua, what do you have?" Xiaohua: "I am washing apples because I picked them." Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?" Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes." Teacher: "The children are great! What about Amin? " A-Ming: "I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped on shit."

5. Tomato A: What's your name, brother?

Tomato b: ...

Tomato A: Brother, what's your name?

Tomato b: ...

Tomato A: Brother ...

Tomato B (looking strangely): We are tomatoes. How can we talk? ...

6. A banana is walking on the road. It was so hot that it peeled off and suddenly slipped. ...

7. Once upon a time, there was a chubby grapefruit who thought he was going to lose weight. A month later, he succeeded in becoming a chubby orange.

8. Once upon a time, there was a carambola. He keeps a lot of sheep. One day, a hole was broken in the sheepfold, and a sheep took the opportunity to escape. Everyone told him to mend the hole quickly, but he said that the sheep ran away and didn't mend anything. A few days later, carambola found herself a waxberry.

9. Heibulin said, I am so sour.

Yangmei said, I am more sour.

Macy said, can you two be as sour as me? I'm too sour to eat ~

Bananas are unhappy. Why am I so sweet or so bad?

10. There are four mangoes in the bag. Two people are discussing how to divide it.

One said, I'll eat three. What about you?

The other said, I have two more than you, so five.

The other continued, well, let's eat eight today.

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