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A joke that makes people laugh.
Man: "hey, baby, it's dad. Where's mom?"
Little girl: "Mom and Uncle Chen are in the upstairs room."
The man said angrily, "Uncle Chen! We don't know anyone named Uncle Chen! "
Little girl: "Yes, you come to see your mother's uncle Chen every time after work."
After a while, the man said calmly, "Baby, let's play a game."
The little girl said excitedly, "Good!"
Man: "Go to the room upstairs first, and then shout" Daddy's back! "Then come back and answer the phone."
The little girl did so and soon heard a scream.
The little girl followed the phone. .....
Man: "What's wrong with mom?"
Little girl: "mom rushed out of the room when she heard that you were back and accidentally fell down the stairs." Now she doesn't move. "
The man asked with a little satisfaction, "Where's Uncle Chen?"
Little girl: "I saw him jump into the swimming pool from the window of the room, but he seemed to forget that his father put water in order to clean the swimming pool the day before yesterday." Now he is lying at the bottom of the swimming pool, still motionless. "
The man was silent for a moment. The man said, "swim ... swimming pool ... is the number here 88 1?" . . . . ﹖"
Little girl: "No."
Man: "Oh, sorry, wrong number."
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