Ask a few extremely cold jokes

1, donated blood in the school square, 200CC gave a pair of manicure equipment, 400CC gave a watch. A MM in the next class was very happy when she heard about it. She ran to the nurse and asked, "What is 1000CC for?" The nurse said calmly, "Send a coffin ... 2. Abnormal landlord: I really want to go to Korea. then ...

Bao Qiang replied: Die there … 3. Landlord: Ma Yili gave birth to a daughter. Because she is nine years older than the article, her nickname is "Jiu-Er".

Wu Bai's father is really miserable ... 4. Whether learning chemical drops or being able to distinguish the taste of drops from detergent, tnnd uses drops in the canteen! 5, forum landlord: I bought a new manor, how scared you-I drove around for two and a half hours! ! !

Forum sofa: well, I used to have such a broken car. A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp. Magic lamp: "I can only realize your one wish." Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. " Man: "I want a wife ..."

The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then said disdainfully, "I'm starving, greedy for beauty!" " Pathetic! "Then he disappeared. 7. What animal is the fiercest in nature? ... answer: "zebra! " .。 . Why? Because zebra's English name is Z-Bra! ! ! 8, live on campus, the weather is sultry at night, and there is no electricity, so put the mat in the corridor to sleep. As soon as I lay down, I was surrounded by mosquito formations ... I rummaged for a plate of mosquito-repellent incense to put under my feet, and then I slept peacefully ... Less than an hour later, I was awakened by a man's scream, and I was furious. I saw a figure shaking and saying, "You, your uncle! "It's scary enough to spread a straw mat in the corridor and burn incense ..." 9. After Yao Ming retired, because of the height problem, life was inconvenient and he sought medical advice everywhere. One day I met a monk. The monk said that there is a secret recipe that can reduce the height to 1.8 meters after taking it. Yao Ming was overjoyed and asked what medicine it was. The monk said: short oil! 10, a candidate needs to write the word "en" when he enters the examination room to do the problem, but he can't write the word "benefit", and he thinks it is fruitless. . . . Surprise! Bring a bottle of drink into the examination room during the exam. There is a word "thank you for your patronage" on the bottle cap, which should be the same as grace. Sneaking, pretending to drink water, unscrewing the bottle caps one by one. Dizzy! ! ! I saw "another bottle" printed on the cover!