What are the Valentine's greetings in the Valentine's Day jokes?

(1) On Valentine's Day, I met a confessor on the road and suddenly felt that girl was too witty! The boy said, "I like you!" " "The girl immediately replied," Oh, I like myself! " "

(2) The husband asked his wife affectionately: Baby, what do you want me to give you on Valentine's Day? My wife said affectionately, I like everything you give me. Husband: Shall I take you back to your mother's house?

(3) On Valentine's Day, I confessed to a particularly handsome male god. The male god only used one sentence, which left me speechless. The male god said, "Our gender is not suitable." . Sex is inappropriate?

(4) It's almost Valentine's Day. Just now, after I went downstairs for a stroll, my boss asked me, "Does Mr. Wang buy flowers?" "Why buy flowers?" "Buy flowers for my girlfriend." "Oh, how many flowers can you buy for your girlfriend?" Then the boss silently took the flowers back.

2. Valentine's Day greetings:

(1) The most beautiful encounter in life is you; The most beautiful season of the year is you. The days with you are warm, and the life with you is happy. I have held your hand all my life and just want to be with you all the time. Happy Valentine's Day!

(2) Life has given me a difficult problem. How can I celebrate your lovely gift? Life also gives you a difficult problem. I gave you such a loyal me. How should you solve it? Let's spend this warm Valentine's Day together!

(3) When I don't have you at night, I treat you as a pillow; When there is no you during the day, I regard you as the sun; One day, when you really leave, I am just a skeleton. Don't turn me into a skeleton this Valentine's Day!