Tooth black joke

I can also pay you back for a farmer who wants you to be happy. When foreigners see it, they ask, Grandpa, how much is this sauce? The farmer didn't say anything. The foreigner put a little in his mouth with his hand and thought, I won't tell you how much it is a catty, and I won't tell you that your sauce stinks.

After accepting bribes, a director invited the driver to send the money home and told him to keep it a secret.

The driver put the money in his underwear pocket. When he arrived at the director's house, he first asked, "Is there anyone at home?"

The lady said, "No!"

The driver said "yes" and then took off his pants.

The lady exclaimed, "Ah? Don't mess around! "

Driver: "I paid"

Madam: "I don't even give money."

The driver was sweating profusely: "But ... the director called me."

The lady took off her trousers and scolded, "This son of a bitch is lazy! This kind of thing is not done by the driver! "