Humorous joke Ant elephant divorce joke

Not long after the ant married the elephant, the elephant died of illness.

The ant was very sad. He cried at the elephant. He cried and said, why are you walking in front of me? Damn it, I will do nothing in my life except dig a hole and bury you.

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One day, an ant said something to an elephant. The elephant fainted. Do you know what this is? The ant said to the elephant, honey, I'm pregnant. The elephant woke up and said a word to the ant. The ant is dizzy. What is this? Hehe, "Honey, let's do it again".

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Once upon a time there was an ant and an elephant. They are good friends. They often play, eat and bathe together.

One day, there was a misunderstanding between the ant and the elephant, and the elephant went after the ant. Ants run, run, run to a pile of sand. The ant got into the sand, showing only one leg. A mouse saw it and asked the ant, "Ant, ant, why are you showing a leg?" The elephant will see you. You are really stupid. "

The ant said angrily, "You are so stupid! I knocked down the elephant with one leg exposed, you stupid mouse, leave me alone and wait for the show! How can an elephant get up? " Say that finish, I smiled a few times.

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In any case, it is impossible, but it is true: ants and elephants are in love.

On that day, after meeting the elephant, the ant fell in love at first sight and fell in love with each other deeply. However, under the pressure of the family, ants and elephants can only communicate in secret.

On this day, the ant met the elephant again. The ant nestled in the elephant's arms and said, "honey, it's not the way for us to continue like this." We might as well explain our relationship to our families and make it public. Otherwise, you can only sneak around like this. I really can't stand the pain of missing. "

The elephant sighed and said, "yes, I have the same idea, but I can tell your family directly that I will definitely object." They will definitely not agree when they see that I am poor. "

The ant said, "Why don't we elope?"

"That doesn't work, our things will be known by others sooner or later. How's this? Let the newspaper report first, others will be moved by our sincere love, will support us, and the family will be forced to agree. " The elephant thought for a moment and said.

"That's settled," said the ant.

So, ants and elephants came to the newspaper and explained everything to the reporter fox. Fox is worried about the circulation of newspapers, but he didn't expect business opportunities to come. The fox decorated the night and wrote an article "Love between Ant and Elephant".

The next day, the love story was reported on the front page of Animals. The whole animal kingdom is sensational. Moved by the love between ants and elephants. After reading the report, the ant tribe hurriedly held an emergency meeting to discuss this little ant.

The old ant said, "I believe everyone has read the report." What do you think of this matter? "

The middle-aged ant said, "I strongly disagree. Elephants are disgusting. Last time, if I hadn't run fast, I would have been trampled. "

Another ant agreed, "I don't agree either. The elephant was cruel and trampled on my brother-in-law. My sister and my brother-in-law were only married for two days, and my brother-in-law was trampled to death by that cruel elephant, causing my sister to live alone in the room and cry all day. " ……

Finally, the ants unanimously disapprove of the marriage between the little ant and the elephant.

However, despite the opposition of many ants, the little ant resolutely crossed the layers of obstacles and finally married the conscious animal like the elephant.

After marriage, the young couple, the ant and the elephant, loved each other and respected each other, never quarreled or blushed. However, the weather is unpredictable and animals are doomed. That day, the elephant was foraging outside. Dozens of ants are busy in a tree on the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, a gust of wind blew the tree off. I was about to fall into the cliff. At this moment, I saw an elephant rushing over and hooked the tree with its nose. The elephant slipped and fell into the cliff. When the elephant woke up from the coma, he was already lying in the first animal hospital, with hundreds of ants beside him, including those he saved. At this time, Dr. Mosquito came and said to the ants, "The elephant bled too much, but there was no blood in the hospital." I hope you can donate some blood. " Hearing this, the ants just pulled up their sleeves and asked the doctor to draw blood. Some of them go to collect more ants to donate. Soon, there was a long queue at the hospital gate, and millions of ants were waiting to donate blood.

Although, with the help of many ants, the elephant finally died of excessive blood loss at the age of 30. The little ant cried for three days and nights, but it didn't help. The little ant finally picked up the shovel and dug the grave for the elephant. But the little ant dug for 7749 days, which was not enough to bury an elephant's tooth. Digging for another 7749 days, there is not much progress. The little ant couldn't help complaining, "Dad, why don't you take me away?" We haven't been married for five years, and you want me to dig your grave for the rest of my life ... "。

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Ants and elephants go to find prostitutes together, and hippos and centipedes in the little red building entertain them.

The next day, when the elephant saw the tired and scattered ants, he boasted, "Awesome, I climbed down without going there twice. Especially doesn't matter. You're amazing. You've been having sex all night. You are really an ant among ants. I admire you. " The ant lay on the ground and said sadly, "Shit, I moved my thighs all night, and I haven't finished moving them this morning."