Short and interesting English jokes

There are always inexplicable unhappy times, and when you are in a bad mood, you will do nothing. Would you do that? I have collected some short and interesting English jokes here to make you feel better soon.

Short and interesting English joke 1: Cowboy without a horse A cowboy rode into town and stopped for a drink at the salon. Unfortunately, local people always have the habit of playing tricks on newcomers. When he finished, he found his horse stolen.

He went back to the bar, threw the gun into the air, raised it over his head without looking, and fired a shot at the ceiling. "Who stole my horse?" He shouted with amazing strength.

No one answered.

"I want to drink another beer. If my horse doesn't come back by the time I finish it, I will do what I did in Texas. I don't want to do what I did in Texas again!"

Some locals moved uneasily.

He drank another glass of beer and went outside. His horse came back! He saddled himself and set off.

Short and interesting English joke 2: How to deal with a timid little man in Du Binquan, Caspar milk Toas, ventured into a motorcycle bar in the Bronx, cleared his throat and asked, "Uh-huh, which gentleman is that Du Binquan tied outside the parking meter?"

A tall man, wearing a motorcycle leather coat, with his hair sticking out of the seam, slowly turned around on the stool, looked down at the trembling little man and said, "This is my dog." . "Why?"

"Well," the little man screamed, obviously very nervous, "I think my dog killed it, sir."

"What?" The big man shouted in disbelief. "What kind of dog do you have?"

"Sir," the little man replied, "this is a four-week-old puppy."

Nonsense! The cyclist roared, "How can your puppy kill my Doberman?"

"It seems that he is choking, sir."

Short and funny English joke 3: Who is stupid? A teacher tried to take advantage of her psychology course. When she started the class, she said, "Everyone who thinks they are stupid stands up!"

Little Johnny stood up at this moment.

The teacher said, "Johnny, do you think you are stupid?"

"No, madam, but I hate to see you standing there alone!"

Chinese:

A teacher is telling her students psychology. Who thinks he's stupid enough to stand up? She began by saying.

Little Johnny stood up.

? Do you think you are stupid, little Johnny? The teacher asked.

? No, sir, I just don't want to see you standing alone. ?

Short and interesting English joke 4: I knew I could count on you! Smith went to the front hall to meet his boss. "Boss," he said, "we are going to do some cleaning at home tomorrow. My wife needs my help to clean the attic and garage."

"We are shorthanded, Smith." The boss replied. "I can't give you a day off."

"Thanks, boss," Smith said. "I knew I could count on you!"

Chinese:

Smith went to see his boss. ? Boss, our family has heavy work to do tomorrow. My wife asked me to repair the attic and garage. ?

? But we are short of hands, Smith. ? The boss replied,? I can't give you a holiday. ?

? Thank you boss. ? Smith said,? I know you will help me. ?

Short and interesting English joke 5: Dog in heat A little girl asked her mother, "Mom, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom said, "No, because the dog is in heat." "What does that mean?" The child asked. "Ask your father. I think he is in the garage. "

The little girl came to the garage and asked, "Dad, can I take Susie for a walk in this block?" ? I asked my mother, but she said Susie was in heat and wanted to talk to you. "

Dad said, "Bring Susie here." He picked up a rag, dipped it in gasoline, scrubbed the dog's ass with it, and said, "Well, you can go now, but you can only walk around the block if you want to tie Susie down." The little girl left and came back a few minutes later without the dog.

Dad asked, "Where is Susie?"

The little girl said, "She will come at once. She ran out of gas when she walked half a block, and another dog was pushing her home."

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