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Why give birth to a second child funny jokes

1. Last night, several friends gathered for a dinner to congratulate the full liberalization of having a second child, but some people were also disappointed. They said that now that their wives are older, having a second child is no longer realistic, and they hope that the Party Central Committee will take action as soon as possible. Let go of marrying a second wife.

2. Men think this way, and women also have something to say: It’s useful to have a second child, but please allow a second husband! ! One makes money and the other takes care of the children. How many women’s voices were spoken!

3. A man said: Last night I discussed with my wife about having a second child. My wife said, you can have a baby with whomever you love. Oh My God! Who can bear it when national policies and family policies are relaxed at the same time? Happiness comes too suddenly!