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My parents have been married for many years without love, but they would rather torture each other after marriage and force me to get married. What should I do?

1

Du Qing was awakened by the punctual alarm clock early in the morning. She opened her eyes and stared at the ceiling for a while, then muttered to herself, "Why do you have backache after sleeping all night?"

She sat up and pinched her waist, but she just gained a circle, which seemed to have no effect. She couldn't help laughing at herself: "How can she be old and fat?" Looks like I have to lose weight! "

But after that, she immediately began to think about what to eat for breakfast.

After cleaning, I went out, and it happened that Chen's girl also went out to work. They greet each other. Du Qing said, "Girl, are your two teachers awake?"

Chen Huan smiled and said, "I woke up early. They retired at home these days and got up as early as before. They are used to it, but now there are no students in charge and they are starting to take care of me. It is really unbearable for two people to take care of me ... "Chen Huan shook his head and smiled helplessly.

Du Qingxiao patted her on the shoulder. "Girl, did you say about your parents? However, being a teacher is a bad habit of caring for people. I didn't like teachers when I was at school! "

Two people talking and laughing, the elevator to the lobby on the first floor, there are several aunts while waiting for the elevator, chatting, vaguely heard "Du Qing" and "a pair of unmarried people", they saw Du Qing, then guiltily closed their mouths, eyes wandering.

Du Xiao Qing went over and put a hand on the shoulder of one of the aunts. Because of her tall and chubby figure, she just stood there with great momentum. Chen Huan couldn't help secretly laughing when she saw her aunts completely turned into chickens in front of Du Qing.

Du Qing said, "Did you finish shopping so early?"

"Yes, the food in the morning is very fresh!" An aunt smiled awkwardly.

"A Qing, don't go to the restaurant? Be careful of being late! The guests are waiting for your breakfast! " Said the aunt who was carried by Du Qing.

Du Qing smiled and said, "I haven't had breakfast yet! Anxious to make breakfast for others? " Say that finish, she withdrew her hand. "Let's go!"

Du Qing and Chen Huan go to the breakfast shop at the door to eat powder. When Chen Huan saw Du Qing's words were obviously less, he thought: Aunt Qing is the most talkative person. Now that she is so reticent, she must be very popular with those who can talk!

Chen Huan felt a little embarrassed, so she wanted to say something to ease it. She said, "Aunt Qing, don't pay attention to those bitchy aunts. What does it matter whether they are married or not? What era is it now? Do women have to rely on men for housing and deposits? "

Du Qing listened and smiled. "I've heard too much what those women said, it doesn't matter! Nothing! " She said, and paused, "but it's irritating to think about it! I am willing to play with you young people, open-minded, unlike they still live in feudal society! Don't say that Du Qing is forty-five years old and I am still unmarried, even if there is no man, I will never get married. Can I starve to death? "

Chen Huan couldn't help applauding. "My mother recently urged me to get married, saying that I will be thirty next year and I must get married this year. No, I don't have time to retire at home. I pick people to let me date every day! "

Du Qing can only clap her shoulder sympathetically. "Your mother also cares about you. If she meets someone she likes, she will get married. Like me, I have never met the right person in my life, I am alone. "

They chatted for a while and were late for work before saying goodbye in a hurry.

2

In the evening, when Chen Huan came home from work and opened the door, she heard her parents' voices. Chen Huan changed his shoes and said helplessly, "What's that noise?"

Mother Chen and father Chen stopped talking when they saw her coming back. They sat hand in hand in one place, waiting for someone to coax them with a cold face. Chen Huan rolled up the pie and went into the kitchen to find food. They found that they didn't even cook. Chen Huan said, "Why don't you cook tonight?"

Mother Chen said angrily, "I'm not going to cook for this old thing!" "

Chen Huan shook his head and smiled helplessly. "What happened to Dad?"

Chen's mother gave Chen's father a hard look and said angrily, "I just went downstairs to buy food with him and accidentally fell down." He wants to forget it if he doesn't help me, and he still laughs like that dog! " Get angry when you think about it! "

Chen Huan also felt funny, but tried to hold back. "Dad, you are really, what if you break your mother?"

Chen Fu said, "Isn't that great? Sorry about the big thing! "

This sentence suddenly ignited Chen's mood. She said, "Now you don't like my verbosity, do you? Is this a big deal? So you really don't care about me at all! Wait to see my joke! "

"You this person how so such online? Is that what I mean? " Chen Fu tone tunnel.

Mother Chen said, "You don't mean that. What do you mean? This day can't go on, divorce! "

Father Chen said, "Leave! Still afraid of you? More and more like a tigress! "

Chen Huan is used to listening to their quarrels. She has been quarrelling since she was a child. After quarreling for so many years, she didn't get divorced, so she said casually, "When will you get divorced? I will ask for leave to accompany you. Don't argue at home all day! "

As soon as she finished, Chen's father and Chen's mother turned to her together. Mother Chen said, "You have raised a baiwenhang for so many years!"

Chen Fu chimed in: "Yes! Have you persuaded your parents to divorce? Who will wait on me when your mother is gone? "

"What food? Dare you treat me as a maid? " Chen's mother glared at Chen's father, so they quarreled again.

Chen Huan was depressed. As long as she can remember, her parents have never lived in harmony. One day a little quarrel, two days a big quarrel. She has always felt that to get along so painstakingly, it is better to get divorced early and be free!

Chen Huan looked at his quarrelling parents. Both of them were red-faced and refused to give in. Now they are quarrelling about the merits of science and liberal arts. A math teacher and a Chinese teacher vowed to defend their subjects ... Chen Huan shook his head helplessly. She knows that after so many years of noise and friction, her parents can't live without each other. Perhaps this is the result of all arranged marriages, and there has never been love.

Only children who grow up in such a family are often afraid of getting married. Chen Huan thought more than once that she would never be like Mu Chen, because she was old, because she was afraid of gossip, because she would be defined as a miserable woman if she didn't get married, and because of various secular reasons, she had to choose a man to get married, and that man might only meet him a few times, or he might never.

She wants to marry love, which is everyone's right.

three

When Du Qing got home, he turned on all the lights at home first, and then turned on the TV. The TV station is broadcasting a variety show. She looked at it for a while and smiled. After the program, she got up and went to cook, because it was very simple to eat alone, but it was just scrambled eggs with white rice and tomatoes, but she also ate with relish.

After dinner, she took a shower to wash away her fatigue. This is the most enjoyable moment of her day. Warm water drenches her body, and the hot air fills the air, as if she were in a fairyland, without any troubles.

After taking a shower, she turned on her mobile phone and saw a missed call from her eldest brother. She was stunned. Because she refused to get married, her relationship with her family has been very stiff for many years, and she has not been in touch for a long time. At this time, she received a phone call from her eldest brother, and her heart was mixed.

Du Qing wanted to call back, but her fingers could not be pressed and she was shaking badly. She hasn't felt wrong about being unmarried yet. When facing outsiders, she can rightfully scold them, but her family will always be a thorn in her heart. Because of her family's incomprehension, she also cried in the middle of the night when no one was around. As she grows older, she is no longer a sentimental girl, but she always makes a fool of herself in front of her family.

While hesitating, the mobile phone rang first, and it was her eldest brother who called back. Du Qingshen took a deep breath and picked up the phone: "Hey, brother ..."

"Well, A Qing, are you off duty?" Her eldest brother said.

"Get off work early ..."

Two people suddenly fell silent, Du Qing has been thinking about what to say in my mind, only to find that there is no contact for so many years, and the relatives who kissed again have already lost the topic of conversation.

It was her eldest brother who spoke first: "Qing, I have something to trouble you ..."

Du Qing's heart suddenly cooled down and felt a little sour. "Ah ... is it? What is it? "

"Well, my son Wang Du, remember?"

"Remember, he is so old?"

"yes! I graduated from college this year. No, I believe you will take good care of him. It is not easy for a child to be outside! "

Du Qing thought: Am I easy? You didn't remember to call me until something happened?

But I still put in a good word, "well, come and live with me?"

Her eldest brother said, "That's what I mean! You see, you have your own house now, and Awang saved a lot of money when he lived! "

Du Qing had to answer and tell him her home address. Her eldest brother said, "When will Wang go and I'll ask him to call you?"

"ok."

"Well, first of all, the telephone bill is very expensive."

Du Qing heard that he was going to hang up, hurriedly cried, "wait a minute! Mom and Dad ... "

"Beep-beep-beep-"

"Are your parents in good health?" Du Qing can only mumble, turn off the phone with a sigh.

While sleeping, Du Qing thought a lot about the past, remembered her parents' disappointment with her, remembered that her neighbors said she was unlucky, remembered the place where she grew up, and no one welcomed her back ... Du Qing stared at the ceiling with wide eyes, but it was dark and could not see anything.

She turned and looked at the living room outside the door. In the dim light, she saw a glass quietly lying on the dining table, which contained half a glass of water that she had not finished just now.

four

In the morning, Chen's father pushed his mother next to him and said, "Why don't you get up to buy food today?"

Mother Chen snorted and turned over. "My head hurts a little. Maybe I have a fever. "

Chen Fu reached out and explored her forehead. "It's a little hot. You should have a good rest. "

Say that finish, he got up and put on good clothes.

"Are you going out?" Mu Chen said.

Chen Fu put on his coat and said, "Yes, I made an appointment with Lao Li to play chess yesterday."

Mother Chen said, "Why don't you buy me some medicine when you come back?"

"I don't know when I will come back!" Father Chen said.

Hearing this, mother Chen stopped talking.

When her father left home, Chen Huan was preparing to go to work. She said, "Dad, is my mother still sleeping?"

Father Chen said, "I have a fever. I am lying down. "

"ah? It was fine yesterday! " Stop wearing shoes and go to see Chen's mother. When he saw Chen's father go out, he said, "Where are you going? Dad? "

"Go and play chess with Lao Li."

"Mom is ill, and you still play chess?"

"How old is your mother? Can't you take care of yourself? All right! I'll be right back! " Chen Fu said, and went out, and the door slammed shut.

Chen Huan shook his head and sighed. "It is said that you can rely on marriage. I don't see who you can rely on? "

She touched Chen's mother's forehead, a little hot and worried. "Mom, shall I accompany you to the hospital?"

Mother Chen said, "What a big deal! I'll ask your father to buy some antipyretic medicine to eat later. Go to work, don't be late! "

"Still count on my dad! He is addicted to playing chess. Maybe when he will come back. Get up and I'll take you to the hospital to get the medicine. How else can I feel at ease? "

After persuading Chen's mother for a long time, Chen's mother agreed.

I was about to take Chen's mother home when I went to the hospital to get the medicine. Mother Chen suddenly said, "Your aunt Hong's son seems to work in this hospital. I heard that this child is not married at the age of 30 this year, and his family is anxious! "

Chen Huan suddenly became wary. "Mom, what do you want?"

"What do I want to do? You child said, can mom hurt you? " Mother Chen is unhappy.

Chen Huan curled his lips and thought, I won't get hurt, but I'm tired of getting married!

Mother Chen said, "We are all here. Will you accompany me to say hello to the children? "

"Mom, you stop that now! I'm busy. Do I have time to play with you? If I hadn't taken all the medicine, I would have thought you were pretending to be sick and cheating me on a date! "

Chen mother stared her one eye, "what cheat don't cheat! If you can't see me today, see you another day. I discussed it with your aunt Hong. Do you still want to get married in your 40 s and 50 s like A Qing next door? "

"The somebody else that is not met the person you like don't want to get married, how to don't get married in your mouth? What's wrong with being like Aunt Qing? People are free! "

"You are a simple child. People can't see it when they are lonely! "

"Married not lonely? Finally, I didn't accompany you to the hospital? "

"Without your father, can I have you? You ... "Mother Chen's words came to a screeching halt. She shook off Chen Huan's hand, took three steps forward and shouted, "Of course! Nature! "

Chen Huan saw a man in a white robe turn around and smiled this way. She suddenly froze and thought, this is not my blind date, is it? Not bad looking!

Rushing forward to help Chen's mother, she happily said to Zheng Ran, "I just said I would come to see you! I happened to meet. It's really destiny takes a hand! "

Said, and mother Chen introduced Zheng Ran and her face flushed with happiness, as if she could already see what they looked like when they got married.

Chen Huan smiled and shook hands with Zheng Ran. "Hello, I'm Chen Huan."

"Hello, I'm Zheng Ran."

five

Du Qing went to the bus station to meet Wang Du, thinking that they hadn't seen each other for seven or eight years. She was afraid that she wouldn't recognize him, so she made a sign with Wang Du's name written on it and held it high at the bus stop.

When Wang Du got off the bus, she saw Du Qing. She stood out in the crowd with a sign. Wang Du secretly roll their eyes, thinking, this is too corny!

Du Qing saw Wang Du at a glance, with flaming red hair and wearing a black leather coat. He looked like a local ruffian. When she saw it, she was a little scared and thought, this is not Wangzai, is it? How did you become such a ghost when you were young? I'm coming, I can't do it without answering it!

Wang Du felt humiliated and dragged his suitcase across Du Qing. He didn't think about where he was going, but he didn't want to be with Du Qing.

Du Qing saw Wang Du coming to him for the first time, and his heart lifted immediately. When he passed by, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, patting his chest and thinking: fortunately, it wasn't him! How else can we get along here?

Du Qing waited for a long time until no one got off the bus again, and she began to worry. She got on the bus, took a look, grabbed the driver and said, "Have you seen a boy named Wang Du who just graduated from college?"

The driver shook his head. "There are so many people in a car, how can I remember them all?"

Du Qing had to get off to look for it. She called Wang Du several times, but no one answered. She scratched her hair anxiously, thinking, such a big person can't lose it?

Du Qing looked all over the bus station, but couldn't find Wang Du. Thinking that he might have gone straight home, he was ready to go. When he walked out of the bus station, Du Qing saw the red-haired boy squatting at the door playing with his mobile phone. The two men looked at each other and walked away at once.

When Wang Du saw that Du Qing stopped a taxi to leave, he shouted anxiously, "Auntie! Aunt! "

Du Qing looked back and was surprised. "Really ... are you Wangzai?"

Wang Du put away her mobile phone, pulled her suitcase and walked up to her. She smiled and said, "It's me, aunt!" "

Du Qing is angry, but it is not easy to get angry. "I held up the sign just now, didn't you see it?"

Wang Du said, "Yes, it's so humiliating that I dare not recognize you."

Du Qing added, "Why didn't you answer when I called you?"

Wang Du said, "I'm playing a game! Can't pit teammates! "

Hearing this, Du Qing was about to scold him, but thinking of his eldest brother, he didn't want to hurt his feelings. He could only smile helplessly and say, "You child, let your aunt find a good meal and come home with me!" "

Du Wanghun didn't feel wrong. He got into a taxi first and didn't take the suitcase. Du Qing had to help him carry it into the trunk, quietly sighed, and thought: With such ancestors, I am afraid it will not be peaceful in the future!

six

Chen Huan searched the closet, but she couldn't find the right clothes. She is either too dirty or too conservative. She's worried. Mother Chen came to urge her: "Why? Embroidery? Hurry out, don't keep people waiting for a long time! "

Chen Huan impatiently tunnel: "it's still early! This is my blind date, not yours. What's the hurry? I won't go if it's a big deal! "

1 of "yo", mother Chen raised her hand and surrendered. She said, "I won't bother you. If you go out dressed up, I'll have face, won't I? You take your time ... "

As he spoke, he walked out of the door of Chen Huan.

Chen Huan reluctantly shook his head. She knew how much her mother valued the blind date and took pains to persuade her to go. She also agreed, but in her own mind, it is not necessarily all reluctant. When she thought of Zheng Ran's handsome face, she couldn't help being touched.

"After all, it is a world of looking at faces!" Chen Huan sighed.

Zheng Ran arrived at the coffee shop five minutes earlier than the appointed time. He is not busy, but he thinks it's a gentleman's behavior, which has always been the case.

When Chen Huan came, she saw Zheng Ran sitting by the window, the sun shining on him, and he was drinking coffee leisurely. This scene is like a pictorial, which makes her heart beat.

Zheng Ran used to pull a chair for Chen Huan. When he saw Chen Huan staring at him stupidly, he smiled and said, "Won't you sit down?"

Chen Huan suddenly return to absolute being, busy sit down. She felt that her face was badly burned and she was too old to control her beauty like a little girl.

The two chatted for a while and found that they had the same interests, so they talked about sports and tourism, and the atmosphere gradually became harmonious.

In the evening, Zheng Ran sent Chen Huan home, and both of them were reluctant to leave. Chen Huan smiled and said, "I had a good chat today. I haven't talked to anyone so much for a long time. "

Zheng Ran also smiled. "Yes, it's like talking to my roommate all night when I go back to school."

Two people glance at each other, the atmosphere in the car is very ambiguous, Chen Huan looked at Zheng Ran's face getting closer and closer, her heart was pounding, her eyes were wandering, like a little girl in first love.

Zheng Ran couldn't help laughing when she saw that she was so shy. He sat up straight and said, "Can we meet again?"

"Ah?" Chen Huan eyes closed, I didn't expect him to withdraw halfway, blushing tunnel, "why not? Yes! See you next time! "

As soon as his voice fell, he ran away.

Mother Chen waited at home early in the morning, and when she came back, she asked, "What happened? How's it going? Is there a play? "

Chen Huan said, "How do I know if there is?"

"ah! You child, why don't you know you are near? " Chen mother urgent way.

"Maybe I don't have a chance at home?" Chen Huan thought of the kiss he didn't kiss just now, and his heart itched.

When Chen Huan was taking a bath, he couldn't help thinking: Am I breathing? Is my makeup spent? Everyone is an adult, and kissing won't get pregnant. Kiss boldly!

The more she thought about it, the angrier she got, and finally she came to the conclusion that he probably didn't like me!

Thought of here, the mood will be low.

When she came out of the shower, Chen's mother was on the phone. She was very happy. When she came out, she said to the other end of the phone, "Come out! Come out! I'll tell her! We have in-laws to do this time! "

Hearing this, Chen Huan frowned. Mother Chen has hung up the phone. When she came up, she took her hand and said with a smile, "Huanhuan, people naturally say that they have a good impression on you! Isn't it? My daughter ... "

Chen's mother turned around and praised herself. Chen Huan only heard a sentence, "People say they have a good impression on you." She secretly rejoiced, went back to her room and closed the door, so she couldn't help jumping on the bed and enjoying it.

Her love is coming.