Can you give some funny jokes? Well, try to be brief. Oh,,,,,,

1 When a hungry wolf was looking for food, he heard a woman training her child: If you cry again, I will throw you out to feed the wolf! The child cried all night, and the wolf waited outside until dawn and sighed, liar, women are liars.

2. A prisoner was shot. Because the bullet was inferior, the first shot was not fired, and then the second shot was fired ... the third shot ... At this time, the prisoner cried: Brother, strangle me, it's really fucking scary!

3. After watching the black 100 meter run, an old lady said with tears that she was scared to death! Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot, but they fired without aiming. The children ran in fear, and the rope couldn't stop them!

Mr. Huang loves revolution, so he named his son "Jun" in memory of the Red Army.

One day, I sent my son to class, and when I saw the No.8 bus coming into the station, I called to my son: Huang Jun, run! Here comes the 8th! ~~~

A bear went to the mountains to start a business. The farmer gave him a sickle and the carpenter gave him a hammer. When the bear came to the mountains, he met a tiger. He was so scared that he held a sickle and a hammer over his head. The tiger said, I didn't see it. You're still a producer!

6. The farmer is burdened with excrement. The foreigner looked at it and asked, Grandpa, how much is this sauce?

Without saying a word, the farmer put a little in his mouth with his hand and thought, I won't tell you how much it is a catty unless you tell me.