What are the funniest jokes?

1. One day, I saw two pupils chatting on the bus. Student A: Why did you delete me from your qq? Student B: I think the computer is a little stuck. If I delete you, the computer won't be stuck.

2. When a girl loses her key, she goes to match it. She asked the master, "Can I have a key?" The master said yes. Then the master looked at her, and she looked at the master for a long time. The master couldn't help asking her, "Where are the keys?" My sister said, "Why do I have to ask you for the key?"

When eating in a restaurant, I saw that the chicken soup served was black and muddy, and it looked very unclean. So I called my boss and asked, and the boss said calmly, soup is no problem, because it is black-bone chicken! I snorted: How can black-bone chicken be sold so cheaply? The boss quickly apologized: sorry, sorry. I shouted back: waiter, the 60 pieces of chicken at 10 table were miscalculated and changed to 130!

4. A gentleman has a big wife and a small wife. When I was 60 years old, my hair was much whiter, so I asked them to pull it out every day. But because the first wife hated his little white hair and was afraid that the second wife would always haunt the old man, she deliberately pulled out her black hair; The little wife wanted him not to get old, so she pulled out her white hair. In less than a month, a certain gentleman went bald.

My girlfriend suddenly asked me, "Do you love me?" Love, of course! "I answered without hesitation. My girlfriend thought for a moment and asked, "Are you afraid of hurting me?" I quickly said, "no, no, I'm afraid you'll hurt me." "