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Tell a funny story about dancing in the sun.
2, bask in the sun and grow taller.
3. officially join the night circle for you.
4. You are the endless hope of parents.
It's been five months and I'm still staring at my eyes.
6. My baby has been exposed to a lot of sunshine and absorbed a lot of calcium recently, but I haven't listened to my father's voice for a long time.
7, the little lover of past lives, it's good to have a daughter!
8, Xiaowei, can be lovely love.
No matter how high and far you fly, we will be behind you.
10, I haven't sunburned my baby for a long time! It's time to brush the presence.
1 1, the little mermaid is sleeping.
12. Today, the baby is 10 months old and is becoming more and more sensible and interesting.
13, whether you are happy or naughty, as long as you are healthy and safe, I will be as calm as water.
14, Teletubbies come out to bask in the sun.
15, baby, dad taught you to sleep today. Look at this. Dad, go to bed first. You can keep up.
16, such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, and Li Bai sleeps soundly. I suddenly peed my pants. Where are the diapers?
17, who is not old since ancient times, it is better to find an ugly man.
18, take some pictures of the baby ball and take a bubble.
19, everyone is here. Do you see my shadow? Our family photos and daughter-in-law are always so beautiful.
20. I remember the way you smiled.
2 1, how about working harder for you.
22. When God gave you to us, luck was with you!
This classmate is so rude that he doesn't even talk to me in class.
24. She is my proudest work.
25. I can't get tired of watching it day and night.
Although I am fat in the photo, I still want to see this family photo, my favorite friend and relative.
27. You broke my heart, and you sprouted it.
28. Catch a chubby child in the sun.
29. The eldest daughter is like a father, the younger daughter is like a mother, and the son is like a father. The two children are happy. A happy family of five.
30. tan into black iron eggs.
3 1, sleeping is an angel, waking up is really a little devil.
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