What are the hilarious jokes?

A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp.

magic lamp:

I can only realize one wish of yours. Come on, I'm in a hurry.

Man: "I want a wife

..."

The magic lamp immediately turned into a beautiful woman, and then disdained to say, "

I'm starving and covet beauty! Pathetic! " Then he disappeared.

people: "... cakes."

3

The earthworm family was bored this day, so the little earthworm cut himself into two pieces to play badminton.

Mother earthworm thought this method was good, so she cut herself into four pieces to play mahjong.

Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into minced meat.

Mother Earthworm cried and said, "Why are you so stupid? You will die if you cut it so badly! "

Father Earthworm said weakly:

"... suddenly want to play football."

4

, the panda male wants the QJ panda female, and the panda female struggles to resist and swears to the death.

Panda Man said angrily after his failure, "We are all going extinct!"

5

A race between the tortoise and the hare ... The hare quickly ran to the front

...

The tortoise saw a snail crawling slowly

... and said to him,

Come up, I'll carry you ...

Then

...

When the ant came up ... he saw the snail

...

and said to him

: Hello

Do you know what the snail said

?

Snail says: Hurry up

, this tortoise is so fast

...

6. A man and a woman are having dinner

The girl keeps asking the boy: Do you love me

?

The boy glanced at the girl and went on eating dinner.

The girl was very angry and asked again: Do you love me?

The boy finally said: Love

The girl asked: Then how do you prove it?

Suddenly the boy took out thirty yuan from his pocket,

And asked the girl

: Do you have ten yuan?

The girl gave ten yuan to the boy ...

The boy put forty yuan on the table

After a while

...

The girl was very angry and asked the boy: Do you want to prove that you love me?

The boy said: I have been proved!

forty is in front of you!

7. I visited the snack street one day.

I found a shop selling egg towers.

Each kind looks very delicious. I want to buy one and try it.

I asked the clerk

:

Is this for sale alone?

Shop assistant

: No, it's Japanese.

8. One day, a family caught fire.

Both parents escaped, leaving only one son inside.

Mother shouted nervously outside the house:

"

Son ... what are you doing

... You're still on fire

..."

Son replied: "I'm wearing socks ..."

Mother said again,

Come out quickly.

~

There is a fire, and I'm still in it ... "

My son said," I'm taking off my socks ... "

9. A man went fishing by the river.

First, he wore a leaf for a long time, but no fish took the bait, and then he changed a piece of bread ~ as usual, no fish took the bait ~

Buy it yourself! ! ! !

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