Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Funny animal sayings

Funny animal sayings

1. The monkey wishes the tiger a happy new year? Door-to-door delivery

2. The monkey rolls the hydrangea? Rolling, crawling. Climbing; rolling and crawling

3. Monkey in a trap? Don’t listen to one thing; don’t eat this one.

4. Monkey picking up ginger? Neither eating it nor throwing it away

5. Monkey looking at the peach orchard? The more I watch, the brighter I get

6. Monkey watching a show? Staring; dumbfounded

7. Monkey carrying the beam? Can’t stand it

8. Monkey pulling the cart ? Jumping and jumping; jumping and jumping

9. The monkey pulls the bow? It’s not like that

10. The monkey pulls the plow? It lifts the cart

11. The monkey Diarrhea? Bad intestines

12. Monkey fishing for the moon? All in vain

13. Monkey catching lice? Blindly catching them

14. Monkey climbing on the bench? Each wants one

15. Monkeys climb poles, dogs burrow into hoops, and weasels burrow into waterways? Each has its own way

16. Monkeys eat peaches? p>

17. Monkey wears clothes? Pretends to be a good person

18. Monkey wears hoop? Self-trapped

19. Monkey wears gold crown? Causes trouble

20. Monkeys wearing masks? Pretending to be human; having human faces and animal hearts

21. Monkeys wearing gloves? Having hairy hands and feet

22. Monkeys wearing glasses? Pretending to be gentle; pretending to be gentle

23. The monkey’s butt? It’s red; it can’t sit still

24. The monkey comes on stage? There’s nothing to do (meaning there’s nothing to sing)

25. The monkey holds a watermelon? /p>

26. The monkey can’t climb the tree? Play the gong a few more times

27. The monkey sings a big show? The monkey stage

28. The monkey eats garlic? Rolls its eyes

29. A monkey eats an elephant? But he can open his mouth

30. A monkey eats walnuts? It’s smashed

31. A monkey eats sesame candy? It can’t be pulled apart

32. The black blind man (bear) gets whipped? Is he acting bad

33. The red-eyed mouse comes out of the oil tank? It eats inside and out

34. The monkey eats pepper? Scratching ears and cheeks

35. Monkey wearing leather slap? Hairy hands and feet

36. Monkey playing with cotton and dog pulling cart? Chaos; chaos

37. Monkey eating Mustard (condiment. Spicy)? Dumbfounded; roll eyes

38. Monkey pokes a honeycomb? Asking for trouble

39. Monkey wears hat? Pretends to be human; Animals in clothes

40. Monkey’s face, cat’s eyes? Change at a moment’s notice; change in the blink of an eye; changeable

41. Monkey holding a mallet? Hu Wei

42. The monkey climbs the cliff? Show your ability

43. The monkey plays with a big knife? It’s a wild chop

44. The monkey has tribulus stuck in its butt (ji li) Annual herb.

There are spikes on the peel) ? Fidgeting

45. The monkey king makes trouble in the palace? Fights

46. The monkey climbs the ladder? Jumps up

47. The mouse Climbing onto the horns? Thinking you are big

48. Mouse dragging the bull? Fighting

49. Mouse getting into the horns? There is no way out; a dead end

50. Did you drink coptis and pig gall soup? You are full of bitterness

51. The body of a dragon is hidden in the grass? The farmhouse produces talents

52. The mouse in the monk's temple? The scriptures you listen to More

53. Comparing somersaults with monkeys? There is a huge difference

54. Hippopotamus yawns? What a loud tone

55. Black dog steals oil and beats white dog? Wrong; wrong

56. Black dog and bear playing with pole? Hu Yan

57. Catching mice in black sky? Can't find the hole

58. Catching a bull in the dark sky? Can’t find the horn