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Funny animal sayings
1. The monkey wishes the tiger a happy new year? Door-to-door delivery
2. The monkey rolls the hydrangea? Rolling, crawling. Climbing; rolling and crawling
3. Monkey in a trap? Don’t listen to one thing; don’t eat this one.
4. Monkey picking up ginger? Neither eating it nor throwing it away
5. Monkey looking at the peach orchard? The more I watch, the brighter I get
6. Monkey watching a show? Staring; dumbfounded
7. Monkey carrying the beam? Can’t stand it
8. Monkey pulling the cart ? Jumping and jumping; jumping and jumping
9. The monkey pulls the bow? It’s not like that
10. The monkey pulls the plow? It lifts the cart
11. The monkey Diarrhea? Bad intestines
12. Monkey fishing for the moon? All in vain
13. Monkey catching lice? Blindly catching them
14. Monkey climbing on the bench? Each wants one
15. Monkeys climb poles, dogs burrow into hoops, and weasels burrow into waterways? Each has its own way
16. Monkeys eat peaches? p>
17. Monkey wears clothes? Pretends to be a good person
18. Monkey wears hoop? Self-trapped
19. Monkey wears gold crown? Causes trouble
20. Monkeys wearing masks? Pretending to be human; having human faces and animal hearts
21. Monkeys wearing gloves? Having hairy hands and feet
22. Monkeys wearing glasses? Pretending to be gentle; pretending to be gentle
23. The monkey’s butt? It’s red; it can’t sit still
24. The monkey comes on stage? There’s nothing to do (meaning there’s nothing to sing)
25. The monkey holds a watermelon? /p>
26. The monkey can’t climb the tree? Play the gong a few more times
27. The monkey sings a big show? The monkey stage
28. The monkey eats garlic? Rolls its eyes
29. A monkey eats an elephant? But he can open his mouth
30. A monkey eats walnuts? It’s smashed
31. A monkey eats sesame candy? It can’t be pulled apart
32. The black blind man (bear) gets whipped? Is he acting bad
33. The red-eyed mouse comes out of the oil tank? It eats inside and out
34. The monkey eats pepper? Scratching ears and cheeks
35. Monkey wearing leather slap? Hairy hands and feet
36. Monkey playing with cotton and dog pulling cart? Chaos; chaos
37. Monkey eating Mustard (condiment. Spicy)? Dumbfounded; roll eyes
38. Monkey pokes a honeycomb? Asking for trouble
39. Monkey wears hat? Pretends to be human; Animals in clothes
40. Monkey’s face, cat’s eyes? Change at a moment’s notice; change in the blink of an eye; changeable
41. Monkey holding a mallet? Hu Wei
42. The monkey climbs the cliff? Show your ability
43. The monkey plays with a big knife? It’s a wild chop
44. The monkey has tribulus stuck in its butt (ji li) Annual herb.
There are spikes on the peel) ? Fidgeting
45. The monkey king makes trouble in the palace? Fights
46. The monkey climbs the ladder? Jumps up
47. The mouse Climbing onto the horns? Thinking you are big
48. Mouse dragging the bull? Fighting
49. Mouse getting into the horns? There is no way out; a dead end
50. Did you drink coptis and pig gall soup? You are full of bitterness
51. The body of a dragon is hidden in the grass? The farmhouse produces talents
52. The mouse in the monk's temple? The scriptures you listen to More
53. Comparing somersaults with monkeys? There is a huge difference
54. Hippopotamus yawns? What a loud tone
55. Black dog steals oil and beats white dog? Wrong; wrong
56. Black dog and bear playing with pole? Hu Yan
57. Catching mice in black sky? Can't find the hole
58. Catching a bull in the dark sky? Can’t find the horn
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