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Ten thousand words of truth in classical Chinese

1. What feelings and inspirations do you have after reading the classical Chinese text "Ten Thousand Characters"?

There was a rich man whose family was very rich, but his family had not been able to read for generations. The rich man felt that This was not good. One year, he hired a teacher from Chu State to teach his son culture. The teacher then began to teach the rich man's youngest son to draw red with a pen. He wrote a stroke on the paper and taught him to say: This character Read "one"; write two strokes on the paper and teach him to say: this character is pronounced "two"; write three strokes on the paper and teach him to say: this character is pronounced "three". The son of the landlord's family then felt I'm so happy that writing is so easy! Throwing down his pen, he went to his father and said, "I have learned to write! I have learned to write! I don’t need to be taught by my husband. I have learned everything myself! You can let your husband go home!" The landowner was very happy and listened. After listening to his son's words, he gave the Mr. Chu Guo some money and asked him to go back. Soon after, the landlord was going to find his in-laws and friends, a man named Wan, to have something to eat and drink, and asked his son to get up in the morning and write an invitation. It took me a long time to write but I couldn't finish it. The rich man went to see what was going on and asked what was going on. So his son complained: "There are so many surnames in the world, which one is bad? It must be Wan! I started writing it when I got up in the morning, and until now, I have only finished five hundred strokes!

Timeout - soon

Naihe - how and why (meaning in this article)

What inspiration does the story give?

Inspiration is inspiration? , don’t be too impetuous when learning something, just think you have understood something!

2. Who knows the classical Chinese text "Ten Thousand Characters"

Enjoy reading "Ten Thousand Words"

You (1) have a farm and a house (2), and your family is prosperous (3), but you have spent all your life without knowing "what" and "hu" (4). One year old (5), hired Chu Shi to train his son (6). Chu Shi first trained Guan Linzhu (7), wrote one painting, and taught the word "一"; written two paintings, and taught the word "二"; calligraphy Three paintings, the training said the word "three". His son was very happy (8), threw a pen and returned to his father and said: "My son has got it, my son has got it; Mr. Wufan, it's worth spending money on Guanggu (9)" , please go and thank (10). "His father was happy, so he gave him coins (11) to thank the Chu scholars. After the time limit (12), his father planned to recruit his in-laws (13) Wan's surname to drink, and asked his son to get up in the morning. The treatment (14) has not been successful for a long time. His father was interested in it (15). His son Xie (16) said: "The world's surnames are (17) Huo (18). But the surname Wan has only completed five hundred paintings since morning. Also."

(Excerpt from "Ying Xie Lu")

Notes:

1. Ru: place name, in today's Nanyang, Henan Province. 2. Farmer Weng : Landlord. 3. Family assets Yin Sheng: The family property is rich. Yin: Thick and rich; Sheng means a lot. 4. I have not known it for many generations: I have not known the word "hu" for generations. For many generations, I have not known the word "hu". , successive generations. 5. One year old: one year. 6. Hire a Chu scholar to teach his son: ask a teacher from Chu region to educate his son. Chu scholar: a scholar from Chu region. 7. Take charge of Lin Zhu: Holding a pen to draw red, practice writing. Guan, another name for pen; Linzhu, writing according to the original color of red, that is, tracing red. 8, 谗.Ji, just. 9, Tateya: Ask someone to take charge of teaching homework. The remuneration payable , that is, tuition. 10. Thank you: resignation, dismissal. 11. With money: prepare money, gifts. 12. Overtime: some time has passed. 13. In-laws: refers to relatives who are related by marriage. 14. Treatment: write A letter of invitation, treatment, processing, petition, post, etc. 15. Quzhi: urge him. Qu is the same as "urge", urge., the pronoun, he, refers to the son of Tian Sheweng. 16. Hate: Complaint, resentment, anger. 17. Surname: surname. 18. Gang: many.

Translation:

There is an old man in the countryside in your land. His family is very wealthy, but for several generations He didn't even know the word "zhi" or "hu". One year, a scholar from Chudi was invited to teach his son. The teacher first taught his son to draw red with a pen. Write a picture and taught him: "This is one character." Write two pictures and teach him to say: "This is two characters." Write three pictures and teach him to say: "This is three characters." The rich man's son felt that reading and writing was too easy, and he was very happy. , threw away the pen and went back to tell his father, "I learned it!" I learned! There is no need to trouble the teacher and spend more on tuition. Please fire him! "His father was very happy, so he obeyed his son and prepared a sum of money

After some time, the rich man planned to invite an in-law named Wan to have a drink, and asked his son to write an invitation when he got up in the morning. But after waiting for a long time, the invitation was still not written, so the father went to urge him. He, his son, complained: "There are many surnames in the world, why do we have to have the surname 'Wan'? I started writing from early in the morning, and until now, I have only finished five hundred paintings!"

Brief analysis:

But this simple sentence outlines the image of a typical illiterate rich man who can’t even read a few characters. As for the The sentence "You've got it, you've got it" vividly depicts the proud look of his son who thought he had mastered the know-how of acquiring knowledge after learning "one", "two" and "three". It also expresses the It shows his childishness and ignorance. "Everyone in the world has the same surname, but Wan..." is another vivid and expressive sentence. It cleverly describes the aggrieved and annoyed look of the rich man's son. It's funny. How could a rich man's son know that if he doesn't put in effort in learning, just dabbles in it, and is satisfied with a little knowledge, he will make a fool of himself sooner or later. Our contemporary middle school students are in an information age where knowledge is exploding. We should proceed step by step, study well in a down-to-earth manner, and prepare ourselves for the future. Lay a solid foundation for serving the motherland in the future.

This joke starts from drawing "one", "two" and "three" and ends when the word "ten thousand" cannot be drawn. This kind of idea is also very original. 3. The ancient text "Write the word "Wan""

The general meaning is that you should not take things for granted.

Translation: There was a countryman in Henan (Ruzhou) whose family was very rich. But he was illiterate for several generations.

One year, the rich man from the countryside invited a teacher from Hubei (Chu) to teach his son. As soon as the teacher came, he began to teach the countryside. The rich man's son was writing a red calligraphy post. When he wrote one picture, he taught the child: This is the character "one"; when he wrote two pictures, he taught the child: This is the character "two". Write three pictures and tell the child: This is the word "three".

After the child learned this, he happily threw down his pen and went home, telling his father: "I know it, I know it all! You don't have to bother the teacher anymore, just give me a little more salary. You can ask the teacher to go back."

His father was very happy after hearing this, so he prepared money to thank and fire the teacher from Hubei.

After a while, the child's father planned to invite a relative named Wan to have a drink, so he asked the child to get up in the morning and write the invitation. It took a long time but was not finished yet.

The father urged him, but his son said angrily: "There are so many surnames in the world, why do you have to have the surname Wan? I have been writing since I got up in the morning, and I have only finished five hundred paintings!"

Generally, people who are just beginning to learn often only have a little understanding of the knowledge they have learned, and they are complacent and think that they already know a lot and that they have learned it all. The naivety and ignorance of such people is almost the same as The same is true for the child who wrote the word "ten thousand".

① Ru: Place name. Tiansheweng: Landlord.

②The family wealth is prosperous: the family property is rich.

Yin: Thick, wealthy. Sheng: It means many.

③无知之HU: It means illiterate.

Zhihu: This refers to some common classical Chinese words.

④榦(nuò) Guan Linzhu: Draw red with a pen and practice writing.

⑤ Treatment: Write an invitation.

Treatment: treatment. Letter: A letter like a post.

⑥Interest: Same as "prompt", urge.

⑦恚(huì): resentment, anger.

Tired: continuous

One year old: one year

Training: teach

Noir: then, just

Send: send, send away

Throw: throw

Over: meaning that some time has passed

Zhi: Tong "Zhi", meaning to make, here Refers to: Write

Interest: Ask 4. Translation of "Ten Thousand Characters" in classical Chinese

There is an old man in the countryside in Rudi. His family is very wealthy, but generations of people do not know "zhi". The character "Hu". One year, a scholar from Chudi was invited to teach his son. The teacher first taught his son to draw red with a pen. He wrote a picture and taught him to say: "This is a character." "Write two pictures and teach him to say: "This is two characters." Write three pictures and teach him to say: "This is three characters." The rich man's son felt that reading and writing was too easy, so he was very happy, threw away the pen and went back to tell him His father said, "I learned it! I learned it! You don't need to trouble the teacher or spend more on tuition. Please fire him!" His father was very happy, so he obeyed his son and prepared a sum of money to fire him. After a while, the rich man planned to invite an in-law named Wan to have a drink, and asked his son to write an invitation when he got up in the morning. But after waiting for a long time, the invitation was still not written, so the father went to urge him. , his son complained: "There are many surnames in the world, why do we have to have the surname 'Wan'? I started writing from early in the morning, and until now, I have only finished five hundred paintings!" 5. < >Liu Yuanqing asks for interpretation of difficult words in classical Chinese

Original text

You have a farmhouse owner①, and your family is prosperous, but you have not recognized it for many years. When he was one year old, he hired a Chu scholar to train his son. Chu Shishi began to teach Zhi Guan Linzhu ③. He wrote one painting and taught: "One word." He wrote two paintings and taught: "Two words." He wrote three paintings and taught: "Three words." His son Zou He was so happy that he threw his pen and reported to his father, saying: "My son has got it! My son has got it! But Mr. Wufan, you have spent a lot of money on the palace and grain, so please go and thank him." His father was happy to follow him and gave him coins to thank the Chu scholars. . After the time limit passed, his father planned to recruit his in-law friend Wan Shi to drink ⑤ and ask the son to get up in the morning to treat the condition ⑥, but it took a long time to do so. Father's interest. His son said angrily: "There are so many surnames in the world, but how many surnames are there? Since I got up in the morning, I have only completed five hundred paintings."

Comments

① You have a farmhouse man: Ruzhou is in the western part of present-day Henan Province.

②The Chu Shishi Xinzhi Guan Linzhu: refers to the area south of the Yangtze River.

③ Hold Guan Linzhu. Guan: refers to the writing brush. Linzhu: refers to drawing red. Vermilion, cinnabar, red.

④ Zhongfei Tateya: the remuneration to the private school teacher.

⑤ Those who recruit in-law friends from the Wan family to drink: relatives formed due to marriage.

⑥Let Zichen get up and treat his condition: write an invitation.

⑦The son happily threw the pen: immediately

⑧Thank you: dismissal

⑨Overdue: over

⑩ Naihe's surname is Wan: Why

Translation

There was a rich man in Ruzhou who had a lot of property, but he could not read for several lifetimes. One year, a gentleman from Chudi was invited to teach his son. The gentleman began to teach his son how to hold a pen and write notes. Write one painting and teach him to say: "This is one character"; write two paintings and teach him to say: "This is two characters"; write three paintings and teach him to say: "This is three characters". The child happily threw down his pen and ran home, telling his father: "My child has learned everything! My child has learned everything! You don't have to trouble your husband anymore and spend more on tuition. Just fire him up." His father was very happy when he heard this. , just do as he said. The money was ready and the gentleman was sent away. After some time, his father planned to invite a relative named Wan to have a drink and asked him to write an invitation as soon as he got up in the morning. After a long time, I still couldn't finish writing, so I went to urge it. The child said angrily: "There are so many surnames in the world, why are they surnamed Wan? I have only finished five hundred paintings from morning to now." 6. I need an ancient prose of about 10,000 words, any genre is fine< /p>

Jing Ke's Biography "Historical Records" Jing Ke was a defender.

His ancestors were from Qi. When he moved to Wei, the people of Wei called him Qingqing; when he moved to Yan, the people of Yan called him Jingqing.

Jing Ke was good at reading and fencing, and he taught Wei Yuanjun about his skills, but Wei Yuanjun didn't use them. Later, Qin conquered Wei, established Dongjun, and moved Wei Yuanjun's branch to belong to the Yewang.

Jing Ke tried to travel and passed Yuci. He discussed swords with Gai Nie. Gai Nie looked at him angrily.

When Jing Ke came out, he summoned Jing Qing again, Gai Nie said: "In the past, I was not familiar with swordsmanship. I put it in my mind and tried to go. It is better to go, but I dare not stay."

When the messenger went to meet his master, Jing Qing had already driven away to Yuci. The messenger returned the report, and Gai Nie said: "Go away, I will take pictures of it with my eyes."

When Jing Ke was traveling in Handan, Lu Goujian and Jing Kebo argued over the road, and Lu Goujian was angry and scolded him. Jing Ke fled away and never met again. When Jing Ke arrived at Yan, Gao Jianli, the dog-loving Yan and the man who was good at building, was killed.

Jing Ke was addicted to alcohol, so he drank with Goutu and Gao Jianli in Yan City one day. After drinking heavily, Gao Jianli built a building, and Jing Ke sang in harmony in the market and enjoyed themselves. They were already crying, as if there was no one around.

Although Jing Ke is a drunkard! However, he was a profound and well-read man, and wherever he traveled among the princes, he was always associated with the wise and powerful elders. Mr. Tian Guang, a scholar from Yan's place, also treated him kindly and knew that he was not a mediocre person.

While living in Qingzhi, Prince Danzhi of Yan State died in Qin and returned to Yan State. Prince Dan of Yan, therefore, was in possession of Zhao, and King Qin Zhengyang was born in Zhao, and he had a relationship with Dan when he was young.

Ji Zheng was established as the king of Qin, but Dan was of Qin's nature. The king of Qin met Dan, the prince of Yan, unkindly, so Dan died in resentment and returned. Those who return and seek to repay the king of Qin will be unable to do so if the country is small.

Later, Qin sent troops to Shandong to attack Qi, Chu and the three Jins, and slightly nibbled away the princes, and finally reached Yan. The king and ministers of Yan are all afraid of disaster.

Prince Dan was suffering from it and asked Fu Juwu. Wu said to him: "The land of Qin spreads all over the world, threatening the Han, Wei and Zhao families. In the north is the entrance of the Ganquan Valley, and in the south is the fertile land of Jingwei. It is good at Bahan's Rao, on the right is the mountain of Longshu, and on the left is the danger of Guan Yao. The people are The soldiers are strong, and there is still more to do.

If there is something wrong, the south of the Great Wall and the north of Yishui are not settled. How can I criticize him for his resentment? "Dan. He said: "But what's the reason?" He said to him: "Please enter the picture."

When I was free, Qin general Fan Yuqi offended the king of Qin, and Yan died. The prince accepted and gave up. Ju Wu admonished: "No, I am angry at the Yan because of the violence of the King of Qin. It is enough to chill my heart. What's more, let's hear what General Fan is doing! It is said that the flesh is used as the prey of a hungry tiger, and the disaster will surely fail. Although There is Guan Yan, but I can't make plans for him.

I hope the prince will send General Fan to the Xiongnu to kill them, and invite the three Jin Dynasties to the west, connect Qi and Chu to the south, and purchase Shanyu in the north. Then there will be a plan. "The prince said: "The plan of Taifu has been going on for a long time, and I am afraid that it will not last for a while.

This is not the only reason why General Fan is poor in the world and returns to Dan. Forcing Qin to abandon his beloved friend and leaving the Xiongnu behind is the time when Gu Dan ordered his death. I hope Taifu will be more concerned about it."

Ju Wu said: "My husband is in danger and wants to be safe, but he causes trouble." When seeking blessings, the calculation is shallow but the resentment is deep. After connecting with one person and then making friends, regardless of the great harm to the country, this is called using resentment to help disaster. If you burn a feather on charcoal, nothing will happen.

It is not righteous to use the Qin Dynasty as a bird of prey to express resentment and violence. Yan has Mr. Tian Guang, he is a man of deep intelligence and courage, and can be used as a strategist. "

The prince said: "Is it okay for me to be handed over to Mr. Tian because of my tutor? "Ju Wu said: "Jingnuo. "When he came to see Mr. Tian, ??he said that the prince wanted to help him with state affairs.

Tian Guang said: "Respect the teachings," which is the result. The prince greeted him, but he behaved and knelt down to sit down.

< p> Tian Guang sat down, with no one around him. The prince avoided the table and asked, "Yan and Qin are not at odds. I hope you will pay attention to this." Tian Guang said: "I have heard that when the Qi is strong and strong, it can gallop thousands of miles in a day. When it becomes old, the slave horse will do it first."

When the prince heard the news and was in great power, he did not know that the spirit of his ministers had perished. Although I don't dare to take advantage of state affairs, Jing Qing can do it because of his good skills. "

The prince said, "Is it okay for Mr. Yin to make friends with Jing Qing? "Tian Guang said: "Jingnuo. "Immediately he got up and walked out. The prince sent him to the door and said: "What Dan has reported and what you have said is a major event for the country. I hope you will not reveal it." "

Tian Guang smiled and said: "No. "Xixing met Jing Qing and said, "Guang and Zi are good to each other, and Yan doesn't know it. Now when the prince heard that Guang was in his prime, he didn't know that I was already out of control. Fortunately, he taught him, "Yan and Qin are not at odds. I hope you will pay attention to it." ”, the light does not come from the outside, saying that I am willing to step down to the prince, and I am willing to step over the prince in the palace. "

Jing Ke said: "I sincerely accept your teaching. Tian Guang said: "I heard that the elders behaved in a way that did not make others suspicious. Now the prince told Guang: "What I said is a major event for the country. I hope you will not reveal it." This is why the prince doubts Guang.

It is not a man of integrity to make people suspicious of his conduct.

" He wanted to commit suicide to provoke Jing Qing, and said: " I wish I could be more hasty than the prince, but my words are already dead, so I can't say anything. "

So he committed suicide and died. Jing Ke then saw the prince and said that Tian Guang was dead, so he told Guang.

The prince bowed again and knelt down, with tears running down his knees. After a while, he said: "The reason Dan warned Mr. Tian not to speak was because he wanted to achieve great things." Mr. Imada refuses to say anything even if he wants to die, how can he be so cruel! " Jing Ke sat down, and the prince turned away from the table and paused, saying, "Mr. Tian didn't know the evil nature of elixir, so he dared to do something right. This is why Tian mourned Yan and did not abandon his orphan.

Today Qin is greedy for profit, but its desires are insatiable. If it is not possible to conquer all the land in the world, it will never tire of serving the king of the sea. Now the Qin Dynasty has captured the king of Han and taken all his territory. He has also raised his troops to attack Chu in the south and Zhao in the north. Wang Jian led hundreds of thousands of people away from Zhangye, and Li Xin came out of Taiyuan Yunzhong.

If Zhao cannot support Qin, he must become a minister. If he becomes a minister, it will bring disaster to Yan. Yan is small and weak, and has been trapped in troops for several days. Now the whole country is not enough to defeat Qin.

The princes submitted to Qin and no one dared to follow him. Dan's private plan, he foolishly thought that sincerity could win the world's warriors, and sent them to Qin for heavy profits. If the King of Qin was greedy, he would definitely get what he wanted.

If you sincerely rob the King of Qin and enable all the feudal lords to invade the land, it would be a great benefit if Cao Mozhi and Duke Huan of Qi could do it. Otherwise, he was assassinated.

The general of Qin is good at fighting outside, but if there is chaos inside, the king and his ministers will be suspicious of him. If he is idle, the princes will follow him, and he will definitely defeat Qin. This elixir has a wish but does not know what the order is. Only Jing Qing pays attention to it. "

After a long time, Jing Ke said: "This is a major matter for the country, and I am afraid that I will not be able to handle it. "The prince bowed his head in front of him, firmly asked not to give in, and then made a promise.

So he respected Jing Ke as his minister, and gave him a house. The prince built a house under the door every day, and kept it in prison. What Jing Ke wanted was done according to his wishes. For a long time, Jing Ke had no intention of doing anything.

Qin general Wang Jian defeated Zhao, captured the king of Zhao, took all the territory, and marched to the north to capture the southern border of Yan. Prince Dan was frightened, so he asked Jing Ke and said, "Qin soldiers are crossing Yishui at dusk. Even if they want to serve for a long time, how can they do it?" Jing Ke said: "The prince Wei said that I would like to pay him a visit. If you don't believe it now, then Qin will not be amiable."

General Fan and the King of Qin bought thousands of catties of gold and thousands of families in the city. Sincerely obtain the head of General Fan, and the map of Yandukang, and dedicate it to the King of Qin, the King of Qin.