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About seven or eight years ago, during lunch break, I received a phone call from Professor Zhi Tao, vice president of Architectural Design and Research Institute of South China University of Technology, asking me to write a couplet for him. Zhi Tao and I are brothers who will never forget each other. We know each other very well. I think he is one of the young architects in China who pays more attention to the significance of architectural culture. He also knows that although I am a professor of science and engineering, I often put "a stroke of genius" on poetry couplets. He asked me to make couplets, which I know has something to do with his architectural discipline, which reflects his double trust in me: first, he will be able to write couplets that he is satisfied with; Second, he won't reveal his original thoughts to the outside world. He said: Our institute has decided to participate in the bidding for the planning and design of the new campus of Hefei University of Technology, and plans to adopt the gable Huizhou archway, but it lacks a couplet. I told him that such couplets should not only conform to the historical evolution and humanistic heritage of Anhui in time and space, but also reflect the inheritance relationship between modern education and traditional Huizhou culture and even Chinese culture. It is best to promote the development of ideas in specific design. I asked him if he had to hand in his paper for a long time. He said that before going to work in the afternoon. I immediately thought that there was a Tongcheng School in Anhui, which was as famous as Huxiang School in Hunan in history. There is a drunken pavilion in Chuxian, a suburb of Hefei, written by Ouyang Xiu, a great essayist in the Song Dynasty. There are some sentences, such as "those who leak between the two peaks will brew [note] (let) spring" and "brewing spring is wine, and spring wine is bitter". I can't help thinking: Tongcheng has lush forests and long running water brewing spring water. So, in less than ten minutes, I immediately wrote the following couplets:

Ethics leads to prosperity;

Neo-Confucianism articles soak in water.

Soon, I went to the Pearl River Delta to give a lecture, and Professor Zhi Tao specially invited me to enjoy the three-dimensional animation of their award-winning works. At the first sight when I entered the campus, I saw an Huizhou antique archway standing on the water, and this pair of couplets was engraved on the stone pillars of the archway.

Why "crowd out" Ouyang Xiu!

One day in July, 2007, I searched for another topic on the Internet, and I came across two paragraphs in the introduction of Feicuihu Campus of Hefei University of Technology and Science and Technology Daily:

The planning scheme of Emerald Lake Campus, based on the short-term and long-term development ideas of the school, makes full use of the natural terrain characteristics of Emerald Lake Campus, and embodies the harmonious and unified connotation of scientific and technological planning, humanistic planning and environmental protection planning, with both modern architectural style and national rhythm. The middle part of the campus is designed as an ecological valley, which complements the campus library, teaching building, gymnasium and student apartment. Ecological valley, flowing water, tree-lined; The framework of the gymnasium is an open book with great momentum; The composite slope-shaped gray-blue cement tile of the student apartment is embedded in the roof, and the building is elegant; The teaching building is novel, orderly and connected layer by layer; The library is like a Dapeng with wings spread, showing greater affinity with an open mind. Campus planning organically combines courtyards and gardens, integrates natural landforms, water surface of river ponds and buildings, and skillfully complements waterside pavilions, pavilions, fake rocky mountains and winding paths, which embodies the concept of individual environment in colleges and universities and the connotation of green culture, with prosperous human relations and quiet popular science articles. The planning and design fully realized the natural ecological effect of the campus, which was quiet, elegant, neat, pleasant and orderly.

Science and Technology Daily (June 5438+065438+1October 8, 2002) Changfeng Wu correspondent Huo Zhongzhong reported that on September 12, 2002, colorful flags and balloons fluttered in the newly-built Emerald Lake Campus of Hefei University of Technology, and the opening ceremony for freshmen of 2002 was held here.

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Morality and ethics are flourishing, and neo-Confucianism articles are quiet and clear. Walking into the picturesque Emerald Lake new campus, everyone immediately felt the unique personality environment concept and green cultural connotation of colleges and universities.

These two articles have turned "Neo-Confucianism articles make water leisurely" into "Neo-Confucianism articles are quiet".

This change has brought us the first regret. The inspiration of "brewing water" comes from Ouyang Xiu's Preface to Drunk Pavilion, which has its specific historical, cultural, geographical and popular connotations, while "clear water" can be used anywhere with water, and it is "universally applicable" and loses its individuality. "Clear water" is more mediocre and shallow here; Furthermore, the usage of the word "Bi" is not as good as that of "Niang" in phonology. In ancient Chinese, the word "bi" belongs to entering tone, while in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Anhui dialects there is a phenomenon of "ending only", which is not as high-spirited and imposing as the word "niang". However, the biggest regret is that such changes have cut off the context of Ouyang Xiu, a great essayist!

As for "leisure" becoming "seclusion", there is no harm. The former is far from lush, while the latter is quiet and elegant.

I dare not guess under what circumstances and by whom. However, if we communicate with the original author, instead of being so hasty at the beginning of the revision-that is, we don't respect the original author, but we should also mind that it may damage the overall concept of architectural planning-if we are so considerate and modest, I believe Mr. Ouyang Xiu will not be so domineering as to "crowd out" this emerging academic institution-this crowding out will not hurt Mr. Ouyang Xiu and the original author of couplets.

What's Zhang Guan Dai Li like?

Then I found two more bizarre things that I regretted for the second time. Even if I tried my best, searched my heart and tried my logical reasoning, I still couldn't figure it out. I have to write it together and teach it to users.

In the 1 edition of the Journal of Northwestern Polytechnical University published in September, 2006 19, there is a passage that seems to have copied a whole article from Science and Technology Daily:

Morality and ethics are flourishing, and neo-Confucianism articles are quiet and clear. Facing the picturesque new campus plan, I feel the unique environmental concept and green cultural connotation of Xigong University. She is like a beautiful picture unfolding gradually, attracting people to approach slowly. We believe that Xigong University will have a better tomorrow! (News item: Deng Lin Editor: Li. Website: /view/viewnews/ShowArticle.asp? ArticleID=5437

Coincidentally, in the brief introduction of the construction of the new campus of Guizhou Kaili University, which is responsible for the detailed planning and design of Hefei University of Technology, there is also a passage that may have been copied from the brief introduction of the Emerald Lake Campus of Hefei University of Technology (I don't know whether it was copied by Kaili University or given by Hefei University of Technology Design and Research Institute):

The teaching building is novel, orderly and connected layer by layer; Campus planning organically combines courtyards and gardens, integrates natural landforms, lakes and buildings, and skillfully complements waterside pavilions, pavilions, fake rocky mountains and winding paths, which embodies the concept of individual environment in colleges and universities and the connotation of green culture, with prosperous human relations and quiet popular science articles. The planning and design fully realized the natural ecological effect of the campus, which was quiet, elegant, neat, pleasant and orderly. (article source:/dnwh/whjjdt/20051/2012.html online introduction to the construction of the new campus of Kaili University: 2005-1-9)

They all quoted the articles on ethics, morality and children's neo-Confucianism. According to people's common sense and natural feelings, it should be a lucky thing that one's works are highly cited; As we all know, this couplet is tailor-made for the Emerald Lake Campus of Hefei University of Technology, and it is not allowed to move in time and space. The trees in Tongcheng, the nectar from which spring water is brewed, cannot and should not be moved to Xi 'an in Shaanxi and Kaili in southeastern Guizhou for their own possession.

I sent the above words to the above-mentioned relevant units and departments many times by email. "Online Qiandongnan" has an automatic reply "The letter you sent me has been received" but there is no following; Kaili College such as Yellow Crane; After I wrote to the president many times through Hefei University of Technology, the mailbox of the president of Hefei University of Technology issued a handling opinion on July 12, 2007: "Hello, Michael Chen! I have read the letter and forwarded it to the relevant departments for reading, and then I will give you a definite answer (suspected "reply"-Chen Note). " Today is February 14, 2008. Nearly seven months later, there is still no "definite answer".

Only Ms. Li, director of the editorial department of Northwestern Polytechnical University, wrote in her reply: "It's an honor to' know' such a big man as you! Once again, I would like to express my apologies, thanks and respect to you. The holiday is coming soon. I have been in a meeting these days. I can't say too much. I'll send you a short message first and tell me my contact information. We'll talk again in a few days. " Later on the phone, she sincerely quoted the source of this couplet to the effect that she wrote a report about the new campus for the school newspaper. The leader thought that the ending lacked literary grace and momentum, so he searched online and found that this couplet and this passage were very suitable-"Our new campus avenue is covered with dense French phoenix trees." I told her that this is tailor-made for Hefei University of Technology, and Tonglin refers to Tongcheng School in Anhui.

I took time out of my busy schedule to write this essay, with no intention of protecting intellectual property rights. This pair of couplets was sent to Zhi Tao by phone at three o'clock that afternoon, and it was selflessly donated to the Architectural Design and Research Institute of South China University of Technology.

I'm just complaining about Mr. Ouyang Xiu, who was excluded because of his rash change of words; I'm also sorry that Hefei University of Technology Emerald Lake Campus missed the opportunity with Mr. Ouyang Xiu, whom I specially invited. I also feel vaguely sad about the jokes made by two referees, Northwestern Polytechnical University and Carey. What is even more shameful is that some media are too lazy to extract "manuscripts" and the writing of some cultural people!

It is a pity that China's abundant human resources are just idle out of ignorance, developed by people of insight and dedicated to institutions of higher learning, but they are taken for granted and inadvertently missed.

Central South University Michael Chen Campus

[Note] It was later pointed out that brewing is a verb, and "brewing water" and "drenching" are not relative. It is suggested to change "Neo-Confucianism articles are leisurely in the lake" or "Neo-Confucianism articles are leisurely in the spring". This statement makes sense. Therefore, it is necessary to explain why I use the word "brewing":

Niangquan, formerly known as Rangquan, is found in Zuiweng Pavilion, which means "let the two peaks get out of the way". Because there is a saying in Zuiweng Pavilion that "brewing spring is wine, and the spring fragrance is bitter", and Hefei dialect is very similar in the form of "brewing" and "letting" (tradition), it is now directly called "brewing spring", and the introduction of tourist attractions defines "brewing spring and autumn moon" as "twelve scenic spots in ancient Chuzhou", so "Niangquan" is a special one. Therefore, if we want to change it, we can only change it to: ethical and moral prosperity; Neo-Confucianism articles make water leisurely. Because only in this way can we maintain the context of Mr. Ouyang Xiu.