The joke is short.

1, "Be a man with a bottom line!" The cannibal said. "What's your bottom line?" "Eating people will spit bones."

I couldn't bear to see a beggar by the roadside, so I put 10 yuan in his bowl. At the moment I turned to leave, he stopped me: "Sir, I'll give you 2 yuan."

I'm a little surprised. He explained, "Today is the anniversary of the Beggars' Guild, and the audience is 20% off. "

Yan Zi sent Chu to see the King of Chu, who said, "Is there no one in your country? Want to send you? "

Yan Zi said, "The capital of China is 300 miles away, and the weather is gloomy and sweaty. How can there be no one? " King Chu looked at him and said, "With a head like yours, you can't go to work on the subway, can you?"

4. I want to get off work early today, and the leader is not allowed: "If you leave early, you will be absent from work!" I ha ha le: "I am." Then he picked up a pickaxe and walked out of the mining area.

5. I went to the bathroom this afternoon and took my first bath this year! I was paying when my father-in-law came out! I shouted "Dad, come and take a bath" and then said to the cashier, "How much is my dad's money?"

My father-in-law doesn't want me to pay for it. Finally I paid for him, 300 yuan! ! !

6. It's hot every day in summer. She went to a restaurant with her husband and some friends.

The air conditioner was not turned on in the box, and in a short time, several old men were so hot that they took off their shirts and were shirtless! One of the buddies said, "Oh, it's so hot. Waiter! "

"come on! Do you need anything, sir? " The buddy said, "If you don't turn on the air conditioner, go and call two bathers for me!" " "

7. The benefits of laughing often

When people laugh, nerve cells in the brain release a substance called B- endorphin, which is an analgesic with no side effects and can relieve human pain. It is a hormone in the brain, which is responsible for transmitting information of pleasure and pain relief. At the same time, B- endorphin will relax some blood vessel walls, such as cortical tissue, thus repairing blood vessels and lowering blood pressure. Because when we laugh, our noses and mouths open, our lungs expand, our vital capacity increases, and we inhale a lot of oxygen to bring out carbon dioxide, so laughter can not only make our respiratory system smoother, but also promote our lung function. Laughter is also an effective digestive agent. When you laugh happily, your shoulders will stir, your chest will swing, your diaphragm will vibrate, and your internal organs will be massaged. Good venting can increase the secretion of digestive juice, and pleasant laughter can promote the activity of digestive tract, thus increasing your appetite, helping digestion and absorption of food and enhancing your gastrointestinal function. When you laugh, your body will have 80 groups of muscle twitches. Laughing 1 min is equivalent to doing 45 minutes of exercise. That is to say, the human body consumes 20% more calories when laughing than when it is serious, so if you laugh happily for 10- 15 minutes every day, it is equivalent to consuming 50 kilocalories, losing 2 kilograms a year, and more importantly, promoting the abdominal muscles that seldom exercise.