A collection of classic online jokes

1. Girl, stop making trouble

@enchanting man: A leader acted like a gangster to a girl. The girl resisted strongly and the leader scolded: "Girl, stop making trouble, I have People with backgrounds!" When the girl heard this, she immediately laughed: "Uncle, stop making trouble, I have a Weibo account."

2. If You Are the One

Mano: Me. I would rather cry in a BMW than laugh in a bicycle seat.

3. Bureaucratic Quotations

A bureaucrat said to his wife: Eat and sleep; to his sister-in-law: Eat and sleep; to a beautiful woman: Eat and sleep; To Xiaomi: Eat and sleep; to the common people: Eat and sleep!

4. Everyone is born to die.

Everyone is born to die - or die from gutter oil, or die from lime flour, or die from milk powder, or die from vaccines, or die from dangerous houses , or die from demolition, or die from diary, or die from hide-and-seek, or die from drinking boiled water, or die from push-ups, or die from nightmares, or die from drug rehabilitation center, or die from 70 yards, or die from He died from drinking and sex, from a mining accident, from washing his face, from taking a shower, or from hunger.

5. There is a rule recently

Zhang Yaqin: "There is a rule recently that English letters cannot be used, so thank you for your hard work (because the news content involves a lot of technical abbreviations), so today We didn’t invite CCTV either. “Well, there will be a lot of English abbreviations involved at the Microsoft Visual Studio 2010 launch event.