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A good-looking time-travel novel should have a female ending, and women should have both beauty and martial arts. Thank you.

Xue Ying dieyi

Love between life and death through time and space

In an instant, the soul changes forever.

Mu Mu Han Xue

If love just passes by

Suddenly like a dream

won't forget

return

You have no intention, so I will rest.

Wulin Zhu Meng

Shallow moon warms people's hearts.

Meteor origin

Wu Fang Youth Tour

The moon is like a hook in a cloister.

Through a handsome wife and husband.

Suffer from love words

Man Wu fell in love with me (the leader of Wulin Sect)

The sequence of acacia crossing time and space

Yunkuang

The wind of pride

War princess

Fall on the prime minister

Nine-year-old demon queen

Try the world.

The cool moon

Cold childe's crossing

The popularity of "the beauty of sonorous" in the world

Xiao Ranmeng

At that time, he was just a kind boy who had just entered the world of mortals. At that time, I was just a lost passerby who had just entered another world. In an accidental kidnapping, modern women's water traveled to another time and space-heaven and the mainland. I met a cold-faced step and killed the American teenager. At this time, there is a mutual love between Qi Ran and Bing Yi in the body. But Aunt Bing was knocked off a cliff by a killer. Is the heroine alive or dead? Will heroes live and die together? When we first met, he took off his face mask and smiled at me. I was shocked, not for the beautiful face under the mask, not for him to dispel my uneasy warm smile. But just for those blue eyes that look at you like stars, how much pain and vicissitudes have been hidden, and they are still as clear as autumn water. It's been a long time since I saw him again. I was shocked. For the crescent mask that seems to be a part of his body, for the indifferent silence that he exudes all over. What's more, those clear blue eyes clearly reflect the color of the world, but they are empty. At that time, I'm afraid no one thought that we would meet again … I know, he didn't recognize me; I recognized him, but I could never face him again.

Clear water of love in different time and space (full) Author: Cang Mark Yuan Mo

In June, a frank and sincere light-hearted girl was hurt by her feelings, but she reluctantly hid in the ancient town in an attempt to forget the purest love and find back her past happiness. Unexpectedly, I met a magical ancient dream, the purple butterfly, and took her to the imperial dynasties in different time and space.

In different time and space, Yue met three stunning men, namely Shen Xuan, Jin Sheng, a well-dressed handsome man, and the Styx in red. They are like the wind flowing through their hearts, and she is a pool of calm water. The wind glides across the water, causing ripples and waves. ...

Even if she has the dual identity of a proud daughter Fei Xianlian Xue and a business tycoon Mu Yunling Shao, where is the love? Does everything depend on her again?

Exactly: love the world of mortals, the world of mortals hurts too much.

Abandoning the world of mortals, the world of mortals is charming.

When do you laugh at the world of mortals and turn them into clouds?

Yunkuang

Author: popular.

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Liu Yunkuang, the only son of the Liu family, is personable and handsome. He travels around the world, attracting bees and butterflies everywhere, and everyone avoids wherever he goes, because he is the first dude in Chu and Jing. But who knows, these boys who are not motivated are actually amazing super geniuses and one of the few martial arts experts in the world. Who knows, this amazing smile, this world, turns hands into clouds, covers hands for rain, and is surprised by the gorgeous figure of heaven and man, and it will be ... a daughter? The elegance of the world is in hand, and the love of the world is the best! Ink in white flew back and asked with a smile, who can resist that man in the world?

Flower of Fairy Tales (Great Love)

Author: fresh fruit

brief Introduction of the content

"I am most afraid of two things in this world, ghosts and master ..."

"Elder sister, you are so tall and beautiful. The only drawback is that your chest is a little small ... "

"These tongues are very obedient, sometimes they need to be watered, and sometimes they have to open the zenith to let them bask in the sun."

"What do you mean stay away from her, joke! I want the whole world in my hands, I'm afraid I can't resist this little Gankun! "

"I don't like it or dislike it. Therefore, it doesn't matter to me that I live in any way. "

"I don't believe in justice, evil and happiness, but I believe in you!"

"White, if you dare to hurt one of her disciples, I will kill you all over the room. If you dare to hurt her for the whole world, I will kill the whole world! "

"Noble sentiment? This is just a sentence? Or is it a feeling that people who sacrifice everything for their own happiness will have? My heart is eternal, my heart is immortal and I have feelings, but I have never done anything for her. I don't live long, I don't live in the six realms, I don't live in heaven and earth, but I still lost her and myself. "

"He is the gentlest person in the world and the most ruthless person. I have worked hard for so many years and never understood him, but now I don't need to understand and I don't want to understand. I am dead or alive. Now that he is in my hands, I can do whatever I want. "

"I have no master, no friends, no lover and no children. At first I thought I owned the whole world, but it turned out to be false. Those who love me die for me, and those who love me want me to die. What I believed betrayed me, and what I relied on abandoned me. I don't want anything, I don't want anything, I just want a simple life, but God forced me, you forced me! Do you think I can get my head back now? "

Sweet as frost.

An incredible grape beauty, a burnt phoenix man, and a sparkling handsome fish. Plus a lead guest without love Dan. Well ... actually, double practice of it is a performance art worthy of in-depth discussion. The flowers are blooming and the window is open. Why can't you see, see or hear you, but you can't say that there is really an afterlife? Then, I would like to fly for a butterfly, for a drop of ink soaked in rice paper, and for a grain of sand in blowing in the wind ... Introduction In ancient times, in 200,000 years of Tianyuan, Fen, the first frost flower, gave birth to a daughter and died. Before she died, she gave her a loveless pill, told her men to keep the secret of her female life, and imprisoned her in a water mirror for ten thousand years. Her female name is Jin Mi. Four thousand years later, Phoenix, the second son of the Emperor of Heaven, was framed, mistakenly entered the water mirror, and was rescued by the ignorant golden sister. After more than 100 years of getting along, Vulcan gradually fell in love with Jinmei. Night God, the eldest son of Heaven Emperor, has been at odds with Phoenix, the god of fire. He wants to use Jin Mi to intimidate Vulcan, but I'm afraid he is also attracted by Jin Mi. At the intersection of heaven and the underworld, by the unfathomable river of forgetfulness, the war between Vulcan and Night God finally broke out. Unexpectedly, their last fatal blow didn't hit each other, but they double-clicked their beloved golden honey ... Will golden honey eventually become a thing of the past, or will the soul still exist? Between Vulcan and Night God, who does she love? Fairy, monster or mortal, which is her ultimate identity?

The unparalleled female emperor of the Four Kingdoms (this thing is NP, but it's beautiful)

Author: Xiaoyao Gemini

A modern strong woman was forced to take a second life and return to her original world to complete her original task-reunifying the four countries.

Resurrection is a bit-inappropriate for a child! Let the child look a little mature, a little smart, and occasionally naughty and cute! In this way, under the shaping of several beauty experts, she has grown into a lazy and weird girl.

In the face of handsome guys, she will appreciate them, but she will not be tempted. In the face of the enemy, she will fight back, but it will not be fatal. In the face of friends, she communicates sincerely, but ignores the generation of emotions. In the end, her situation forced her to embrace the handsome guy in her arms, treat her enemies as human beings and treat her friends as lovers. Although she has all the benefits, she still wants to shout:

These are not what I want, I want to go back to modern times!

Can her most beautiful father in the world help her realize her wish? Look at how many beautiful men have retained modern women who yearn for freedom!

The agent's imperial concubine is in 1 1

Author: Xiaoxiang Tung RH

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She is the most amazing and brilliant ace strategist in the national security bureau MI 1 1. She collects intelligence, plans deployment, arranges assassination missions in unfriendly countries, strategizes and wins thousands of miles away.

It can be called the anchor of Weiwei Building of Military Intelligence Bureau.

He, the most talented but indifferent captaincy in Daxia, secretly planned for many years. Under the splendid prosperity, his military forces are hidden everywhere. Once agitated, millions of corpses are everywhere. This is a threat to the upper levels of the empire.

Modern high-end special forces suffered from the extreme oppression of slavery.

Amazing talent and unique Yan Shizi, sudden annihilation.

Should they raise their swords and fight our way out side by side?

Share weal and woe, * * * share joys and sorrows, endure humiliation to survive, and * * *, ups and downs in troubled times, who says there is no concern for each other?

"As long as you live, even if you were dead, you will live. Don't forget, you still have many wishes. "

"Try the World" Author: Tilting the Moon

Try your best to meet Tian Yue, and the mirror is illusory.

"It's empty, once the cloud will win the supreme!"

On the top of the vast mountain named "Wangshan", the highest mountain in the Eastern Dynasty, a legendary master played a game of chess and left such a sentence on the chessboard. At that time, it was the time when the Eastern Dynasties were in war and the imperial industry was crumbling.

A woman who has been praised as "a snow moon in plain clothes, absolute beauty" is just unscrupulous in words and deeds and wild as the wind. How can such a person who makes the world sigh, in that devastated troubled times, be "unscrupulous like the wind"?

A man who is completely opposite to "Su Yi Xue Yue", he is elegant and noble, and he is kind-hearted. How can such a person, who makes the Wulin in the world admire and submit, be "kind-hearted" in the troubled times when people are down and out?

A noble son of the state of Hou was born. His martial arts are the best in the world, and he is arrogant, ambitious and ambitious. How did this man, who was rated as "the king's domineering" by historians, achieve his "domineering" in the troubled times of war?

A person who tells the world that "Qian Shan jade walked alone through the storm, and the world is full of regrets" is noble and kind. He is a jade family who is respected as "Heaven and Man" by the world. How could he be "merciful" in that eventful autumn?

A beautiful and noble princess of the state of Hou, with a beautiful appearance and exquisite appearance, how can she get the position of "Supreme Woman" in that faint palace?

A delicate princess, who is famous for her talent and riding skills in the name of Wu Chuang, has drawn her sword and drawn it only in an eventful autumn. How can she defend the people of her motherland?

A prince of the post-Guo who lives in seclusion in the deep palace but attracts the attention of the world is mysterious, but deeply loved by Chinese people. In the troubled times of competition, did he live in seclusion or rush out of the abyss?

Home country, can there be balance?

Love and hate, how to distinguish?

How to repay kindness?

Which is more important, beauty or the world?

Can those two moons match each other?

Can kings and kings synchronize with each other?

Can bullies and "Heaven and Man" get what they want?

There are many talented people in troubled times. It takes only two people to play chess at the top of the mountain, and only one person to master the supremacy of the world!

The proud wind (unfinished, but really good)

The hostess is black and powerful, cold and arrogant, and men's wear is popular all over the world.

Qin Aofeng, a huge family of megatron mainland countries, is the direct blood of the Qin family for three generations. He is as famous as his eldest brother's genius, but he is a famous "Waste Seven Young Master" in Qin Cheng.

The door is deep, and there are contradictions at home.

As a newborn, she disguised herself as a man, and her life experience was like a mystery. Because of her poor talent, she is considered a waste in the family. After her new life, she embarked on a strong road to get along well in the mainland.

Until one day in the imperial city, the householder pointed the finger at her precious little uncle, and the "teenager" who had been silent stood up and became a peerless wizard.

Since then, countless men and women in the world have been crazy about it …

Introduction to Princess of War]

Popular:

Laugh at me for being crazy, laugh at me for being crazy.

Fierce, arrogant.

Sad and bitter, swallow sadness.

The world has its own true feelings, why not open your heart?

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Who is this arrogant narcissist?

Who is this conceited guy?

However, if she seems to be rampant and extremely lethal, she actually hit the nail on the head and hit the key?

He lost to a woman as a god of war!

Ling Yuxiang took a few deep breaths and the idea of death came out.

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Hearing this news, the original self-effacing turned into joy, and countless men who tortured themselves almost day and night finally recovered their spirits.

"It must be her, it must be her!"

I will find you anywhere, because no one in the world knows you better than me! Don't try to escape this time!

Always gentle Qin Han corners of the mouth finally evoked a crazy smile.

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The sand in the desert messed up the hedge's long hair. At this time every year, he will be here, staring at the yellow all over the sky, which is pure, all day long …

He gritted his teeth, and a touch of bright red jumped out of his clenched fingertips, fell into the sand, and then disappeared in the blink of an eye.

I warned you! I specifically warned you! Why don't you listen!

Hang Lie, are you really dead? You really won't pat me on the shoulder and tell me that we are excellent friends. Maybe not before, but not now and never in the future?

You know, I have never regarded you as a friend, never …

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You gave me a steamed bun, which made me feel the warmth of heaven in hell. You said you were a big family. If I can make some achievements, let me be your bodyguard, suit yourself.

I worked hard, learned something, and finally saw you in the auditorium.

You are arrogant and confident. You are the king of Qin Feng, and I am your most loyal subordinate.

But that day, you said to me, live, that's an order.

And the next day, several brothers familiar with the information were sadly called together. You stabbed yourself in the heart at the top of the Forbidden City and jumped into the abyss.

Tell me, tell me. ...

Without a popular world, how can you let Xi live with the wind? Without a popular world, how can you make Xi follow suit?

Overnight, it was as white as snow.

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How can a person who fell from hell and climbed out with a pair of rare blood pupils be called a person?

However, you said, you are the devil.

I sneer, if you are the devil, what am I?

I have taken countless lives, my hands are covered with blood, and I am afraid of black and white. Jianghu sects are afraid when they hear my name.

But you smiled and said that you don't have to do it yourself, which subverts the whole life and there are countless creatures.

Oh, so we are the same kind.

Since we are of the same kind, what's wrong with Liu having a heart-to-heart talk with you once?

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I won't spare anyone who hurts you.

I will take revenge on those who make you suffer a thousand times.

I knew I couldn't catch you.

Why am I good at controlling my ruthless feelings?

I still can't take my eyes off you. ...

Jiangshanmeng was originally named Jiangshanmeng.

I stood up and shouted silently in BT ~

Others are tyrants, I want violence ~

This book is bloody and violent, so be careful before entering.

This woman is a heartless woman who wants to achieve her goal. She was like this before she died, and she was like this after crossing.

But she will be lonely, too. She is a human being, not a god.

LAM Raymond: I think it's good that people don't attack me. If people attack me, they will destroy me!

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"Others want me to die, I will live, live better than anyone else! They all wanted me to cry, so I stepped on them with a smile and let them watch in horror that I cut them into pieces! I want them to know who is the final winner! I want to tell them that I am a hard bone and want me to die? Hum, I'll let you die ugly first! "

Under the bonfire in the dark, the stunning face glows faintly under the stimulation of alcohol. The most beautiful woman laughs wildly with a jar in her hand, but her crazy posture is extremely enchanting.

"So, you kill innocent people and do all kinds of things, and you never worry about going to hell after you die?"

The man's peerless handsome face also turned red. He smiled and grabbed her white hand and held it tightly.

"Ha ha, hell? Beichen Tian, remember, only I am here to let others go to hell, because I am more vicious than Yan. If Yan dares to be arrogant in front of me, I will cut him first! I am a despicable person. What's wrong with hurting the heavens? "

"At least, villains are human beings ... you should still have human feelings?"

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"Beichen Day ..." Her smile was suddenly a little deep, and the bonfire crackled in her eyes. Even if she is drunk, her sensitivity and wisdom are undiminished.

"... what? "

"Don't fall in love with an evil spirit, there will be no good result ..."

Tyrant, I'm with MI9.

She is a super agent from the National Intelligence Agency 9, spying on information, protecting dignitaries and carrying out assassination missions in unfriendly countries.

He is the first of the 3,000 agents in the Intelligence Agency.

He is a cruel imperial emperor, bloodthirsty, heartless and ruthless, and a war madman in the era of cold weapons.

When modern high-end special forces travel through time and space, they become miserable little abandoned wives.

In ancient times, the cruel and cold king came back in the middle of the night and was stuck in the carotid artery with a cold dagger.

Who destroyed who, who saved who?

"Tyrant! I am from MI9 of the Ministry of National Security. If you dare to speak ill of me again, I will end up in your lair! "

Crazy emperor

She gave her life for her family in her last life, but in this life, for the sake of her family, she would rather give up her skirt and run around the world in men's clothing. Don't be crazy, the most popular three princes in Longlin, rich, handsome, lazy, unrestrained and romantic. The most muddy and evil dude, the children of the royal family of the seven countries, who smell the color change from top to bottom in Kyoto, all hate the gnashing' demons'. If you can't do it, you can't. The greatest skill is to get into trouble and cheat. The biggest hobby is to enjoy flirting with beautiful women, regardless of gender. The world is a secret way. It is better to hang yourself if you have a child like the Third Prince. The world is in chaos, selling cigarettes! With a wave of her robe, she became extremely arrogant, from a "prince of disaster" who hated ghosts and gods to the founder of the celestial pole gate in the entire Phoenix mainland of Weah-the saint, who was proud of the world, talking and laughing, and achieved great success. She held a sword and smiled proudly. She was drunk and lying on the battlefield, laughing at the handsome man in Jiangshan. She is crazy, she is proud, because she has this capital. Let's see, from another world, how she captured the hearts of countless handsome guys and beautiful women in the troubled times when the seven countries stood side by side, made great achievements and wrote the most legendary one. The heroine in this article is powerful, dark-bellied, cold-blooded and heartless, but she still can't stop the exuberant and excessive peach blossom luck. You can't hide from a laundry list when looking for marriage.

Blue music and blue moon

Lan Yinbiyue is the supreme treasure of Wulin, and owning it means owning the whole Wulin. Lan Qi is a man who vowed to get the blue moon. She has peerless appearance and unpredictable martial arts, and a pair of green eyes add a little evil to her. Because of her rough growing experience, she showed people in men's clothes, and evil spirits were ruthless. Therefore, tomorrow, known as "Baguio" in Wulin, is Lan Qi's biggest rival for the moon. He has advanced martial arts and elegant appearance, and he also has a name equal to Baguio-"Immortal Immortal" and Demon, of course, they hate each other. Ninglang, the man who has a young marriage with Lan Qi, is more honest and kind than Guo Jing. Therefore, he and Lan Qi belong to two different worlds. In fact, it will be the same tomorrow. In the process of competing for the blue moon, Lan Qi and tomorrow secretly poisoned while talking and laughing, but gradually discovered their inner tacit understanding; And Ninglang's promise that "men become sworn, women become sworn, and men and women live and die together" also made Lan Qi's cold heart suddenly tremble ... Let's see who Lan Yinbi finally falls, and see how the stories of the three people are.

Beast princess

Taking sound as the sword, taking pleasure as the killing, and controlling all kinds of animals, the phoenix will dominate the world. But I don't know that it attracts not only animals, but also men like "man and beast" wolves, leopards, tigers and foxes. So the people who dominate the world are doomed or will be buried in the fire. You have imperial power, and I have all kinds of animals, to see who is in charge of the rise and fall of this world. The first time I saw her taking a bath in the stream, her smooth and white body was overbearing and violent. Close your eyes and clamp her jaw like a demon, overbearing lips mercilessly kiss her thin red, and your skin is tightly stuck together through thin clothes, so you are locked up fiercely. He fed her the deadly poison, lowered his charming eyes and dropped a sentence: "die, you come with me!" " And she just proudly looked back at his bloodthirsty indifference and gently spit out: "I don't like you!" " "Thin and cool as the wind, elegant as water, provoke this man who dominates the world, and forge an incomprehensible fate in this life.