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DNF: Xu Xu's baby DPS is too low to be laughed at. Brother Bao's self-satisfaction is more harmful than his father's! How to evaluate?
In this week's group live broadcast, Baby Xu Xu's first hidden weapons appeared, and the team configuration was "Sword Emperor+Nian Emperor+Daddy+hidden weapons", in which the sword emperor's equipment increased by+12 and Nian Emperor's equipment increased by+10. The team's Niandi and hidden weapons protect each other, and the sword emperor is pure C, which is a very conventional double protection attack configuration. Team, Xu Xu's baby began to say "see how I put this+12 sword emperor, DPS is quite good"! In his cognition, the increase of equipment is 14/ 15. Compared with the increase of 12 and 10, it is not a piece of cake and occupies the first place in DPS. ?
When the attack officially started, Xu Xu's baby was ready to grab DPS. However, in the live broadcast room of Xu Xu Baby, there was a scene of crazy face-slapping. In all copies of 1 stage and stage 2, Xu Xu's baby's first concealed gun was wiped to the ground by the sword emperor, and the sword emperor of DPS always ranked first, and there were even several copies. Red 10 Niandi grabs DPS head. ?
Finally, in Shillock, Xiao Xuxu finally showed the real strength of the first dark emperor with the endurance of the dark emperor. DPS is almost equal to Dark Emperor, 38% is only 4% worse than 34%, and Niandi also robbed 28% of DPS, leaving a little face for baby Xu Xu. Baby Xu Xu failed to grab the DPS, and the live broadcast was ridiculed again. Xu Xu Jr. is great, too. I tried my best to grab DPS with the first concealed gun added by 14/ 15, the sword emperor added by 12 and the mantra emperor added by 10. The result ended in failure, and Xu Xu's baby was very bitter. ?
When the first dark gun battle ended and Xu Xu's baby was depressed, some players stood up and comforted Xu Xu's baby: "Don't be sad, your DPS is at least higher than that dad!" ! This comforting word is comparable to "killing the heart." A group of water friends in the live broadcast room have a barrage, so comforting Xu Xu's baby makes Brother Bao laugh and cry! Indeed, at present, the dark emperor profession has no three senses, and it is difficult to compete with the three senses of other professions no matter how high it is. And it is recognized that the magic sword emperor is superior to the first-line qigong. This situation is reasonable. Please carefully observe the DPS data: your first concealed gun, DPS is really higher than that dad. Come on, smile! ?
I'm a player show, and I wish the Warriors' abyss continuous flashing, gold medals continuous and mythical equipment every day. ?
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